humourmob-BAND(big question)?


THIS is blue band


for spreading on bread




IF Blueband is a fat for spreading on bread……………..

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why isn’t a hairband fat for spreading on hair?

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the hair band on hair.
















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hairbands!do they play live music on the head?


and why aren’t these headbands a fat for spreading head?

band is another name for fat?






humourmob-opposites:front=back? bark?

tha opposite of  FRONT IS?…. …..   


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maswala mengine tuachie Mbwa!

of course it’s Bark.










we are bark to square 1…………………………..%*@!


HUMOURMOB/u-tan?u turn? answer!

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humourmob/u-tan? u-turn?

due to the white guys  love for the “tan”…


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Humour.Mob. takes the tan and the turn? and the obsession to turn “tan” by the whites.




You tan?

U turn?

nowadays  u-turn imetoka kwa barabara and imerudi mwilini(u-turn has gone out of the road and onto human bodies…as u-TAN)

eti the wazungus do turn?

yes.they turn from white to a dark brown-ish tan

They tan

So they use that shoe polish the dark tan??

Is tanning for peeps or animals?

“the tanning” of animal hides and skins?

So can’t  they go live and TAN permanently in TAN-zania?

that TAN country?




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a guy throwing TAN -trums