humourMOB/kitchen island,screen test.

1*!@#$%^&*SCREEN TESTS ONCE upon a time screen tests were done @ a media house to vet your performance on screen or sooooooooooooooooooo. but now…………………………………… …………………………kuna screen tests kwa mtaa.mitaani. U TENANT re-loaded .agent wa mtaa aka professional estate manager asema kuna screen test/vetting kabla ya kuhama.wana recruit tenants 1.we ni nani??????????????nyinyi ni kina nani????? 2.whatContinue reading “humourMOB/kitchen island,screen test.”

humourmob/samaki wa kupaka/HOT DOGS

PAWCURE/PAUKWA PAKAWA DOGMA IN USA Dog facials,pedi/PAWDICURE. habari ndio hii .manicure for a dog.it’s a dog’s life.a dog has highlights on his/her body hair…………rainbow colour dog,multicolour bulldog,two-tone chihua who are……,flesh coloured german shepherd??????????????nude terrier??????????????????????????blonde dog,who eat dog cakes in a PETri dish?????????porcelain designer bowls,drink gold label mineral water from the mines south east of meditteraneanContinue reading “humourmob/samaki wa kupaka/HOT DOGS”

humourmob/query

SI EX PAT JENI curry-na/karina/carina/JENIFFER KARINA:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: anasema uki choose kuoa mtu ni kama case ya ruth ya bible (ile ya your people shall be my people.and your God shall be my God)na kadhalicker.{ooooooooooooooooooooo love has no boundaries????????????????????? MPAKA MIPAKA ? RD.WASTELANDSSSSSSSS ???????????? USIJI-WASTE???????????????????  oooooooooooooooooo set boundaries na perimetres…fanya ma-hesabu from the word gooooo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,,,,,, you areContinue reading “humourmob/query”

humourmob/porojO /ki media

@.1-Unakuta jamaa anauliza swali kama what is someone doing in your house for three days????????????????????????????????????????????????????? anaeza kuwa amekuja kupumzika kwa MA TATU……………………….. anaeza kuja ile ya SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE ile ilileta ORIGInal waCOLONi kama living stone,redman/rebmann?ki historia tu?? anaeza kuja kufanya research?????????yeye ndiyo anajua lakini SPYing siku hizi ni kazi maybe ako practice/apprenticeship hapo kwako???????????????????iliContinue reading “humourmob/porojO /ki media”

humourMOB/POROJO

SO iko jamaa ana complainia miner,,,,, eti bi*2 aka bibiye na da*2 aka dadaye wameovertake kila kitu kwa nyumbaye/nyumbani kwake so swala nyeti ni 1-HUYO MTU ANATAKA SPEED GOVERNOR @ HOME?????????????????????????? 2-UYO MTU ANATAKA POLISI WA TRAFFIC @ HOME KWA HOUSE ?????????????????????????????? 3-HUYO MTU ANATAKA UNDERTAKER KWA NYUMBA?????????????????? May be anataka uchukuzi na mawasiliano.transport toContinue reading “humourMOB/POROJO”