JOKESPOT/SPORT

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KWA ARE YU MY TYPE-(WRITER)-KI PINDI:::::::::::::::::::::
GAL::::::::::YOU are working would you show me your pay slip so we budget together
jamaa::::::::::yes i would.i believe two heads are better than one
so ndio hii mi na ?????????????????? wonder
nakuuliza jamaa is looking for a gal baby au for siamese twins joined @ the head?????????
TWO HEADS

we are talking about the feet(hem)of the trouser………………….check to see if it fits/(feets)
tunaongelelea nyayo ya longi/suruale na ku tazama (i bet)kwa sisi(CCt.v) tv ikiwa ina nyayo sawa heeeeeeeeeeeeeee-yoo

on are yu my type(writer)
gal::::::::::::::::would you carry my handbag as in would you carry your girl friend’s handbag???????????????????
guy 1:::::::::::::::hiyo si hard .hard tuachie rocks au hard ithi/hadithi/hedithi/au fred kaa gumu gumo
guy 2:::::::::::::::::unless she be a make up artist ???????????in which case she need a carrier/airline????????????????????????????????????????ana tafuta artist?????????????si ajaribu watoto wa primo wanao fanya arts and craft/ARTISTUTA? BART-ISTUTA???????????????????au ata fute m-CONGO?????????? they would do well both in make-up-ry and artistry and so-phistry.AI!! wachana na mimi ni mark maasai,,,,,,HAPA BANA mimi ni mark-iadi/ MAKIADI M-congo
guy si is mixed up ka cake mixer

haya joke :teacher auliza new boy wewe waitwa nani??????????
kid says miye n’naitwa chris maas
teacher auliza the boy na jina ya mzazi wako baba tafadhali????????????????????
boy jibu….s :::::::::
ticha jijazie si automatic budangu anaitwa father christmas??????????????????????????????????????????????

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