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a crazy jamaa sayz :::::::::that is why i applaud bachelors,
bachelors know more about women than married men.
if they didnt they’d be married too.(jokes)

And just jana 6.7.2014……………..PST Allan kiuna was giving this ka message to JImmy Gait. and a BWANA DAVID in his church that wa get married now or if they find them selves on the other side aka side B aka ku enter glory,,,,,let me simply say HEAVEN………………allan said there is no marrying or giving in marriage.
aliwaambia waoe.wakati ni sasa.ultimatum sio saba saba pekee na cord.na dialogue na kadha lika………..hata BACHELORS wapewe makataa.waka taa kuoa kwa nini??????????????
kwani hao ndio wakona BACHELOR’S DEGREE more than other guys????????????
back to j.c.c na makataa ya kuoa sasa.(young men get married or die trying)or die flying.high.and aiming high.till they get as high as a kite.
M-nafanya ladies kuwa 2-nd best.kwa first grade oldies.
wazee hukumbuka:::::::::::::::::::: mbona ma youth hawa-oi hawa ladies?
actually young guys /bachelors wanachangia sana gals kuwa bibi wa pili,wa wazee.
jimmy boy (with) gait ni eligible bachelor.ni m slim,,he looks good,,,,,,,,na the voice,,,,,,,ame achieve,,,,,,,,,ako na rosy future(sio future iko na tissue paper)ameangusha hits,,,,,ana ishia bwana,anaenda church per sunday,,,,may be ameingilia charity work,ako na connections,,,,,,,,,in short he has it all.
MBONA MBONA MBONA?????????????????????????????????????????????HU-OI
GET MARRIED IN THIS LIFE TIME.si GAL unge oa may be ???????????? is seconded mahali coz ngaaheeka ndenda/ndinda you’ll marry when you want?????????
hamna shida.kuna PROS ZA ku-live a single happy life.
CONS NAZOoooooo…ni kwamba hata huyo lady ana eza geuka terrorist wa amani yako na starehe zako na mipango yako……..who knows?
ji enjoy na um kumbuke muumba wako (i dont mean creator of amos wako alone)siku za ujana wako.
biblical porojo::::::::::::::::::
does uo vu na kuoa mean one thing? HOW :ILIANZA NA SOMO ya bible ambapo K.N.E.C. YA IYO SIKU enzi za yesu,mafarisayo na masadukayo na bw.wasanga wa visanga.(ma farisayo/sadduccees??)wali set (SETTING) A QUERY FOR JESUS eti guy aki die and he married and the bro took the wife on and on until the saba saba bro/7 th born brother dies……….they’re like who will say he was the wife owner?
as in at the ressurection whose wife will she be since she married all the seven men?(mark 12:18-27)
ANS:IN HEAVEN THEY WILL NEITHER MARRY NOR BE GIVEN IN MARRIAGE,THEY WILL BE LIKE THE ANGELS IN HEAVEN.and GOD IS NOT THE GOD OF THE DEAD BUT OF THE LIVING.YOU ARE BADLY MISTAKEN.
DONT YOU LOVE JESUS FOR STRAIGHT UP ANSWERS???????
NO BEATING ABOUT THE BUSH?????????????????
HAKUNA MWANAUME KAMA YESU.

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Author: emalineachieng

Meet HUMOURITA! Emaline Achieng comedy blogger, humourist.,satirist a christian happily in the WORK of GOD,a Writer-:-(RELIGION),Current Affairs,Public Interests, millions of humorous,comical,satirical,,,absurd articles...stories,,,observations,,pieces,, current affairs,short takes and more. "lionel messi" wa comedienne!

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