HUMOURMOB TU

1.IF YOU WANT TO REMOVE GREECE FROM THE WORLD CUP…………………….
USE AXION THE GREECE STRIPPER/GREASE STRIPPER??????????????

2.HAYA JAMAA KAAMBIA MWENZAKE :KWAHERI MI NAJIENDEA SMOKIES..MWENZAKE AMWULIZA WAENDA KUNUNUA SMOKIES AMWAMBIA HAPANA NAJIENDEA SMOKIES HAYA TENA AMWAMBIA KWANI WAENDA SUPA AU NINI?AKAJIBU HAPANA.HAYA MWENZAKE ASEMA FUMBO LAKO NA MAANA GANI????
AKAMWAMBIA NAENDA SAFARI MOSHI(T.Z)
3.METAL THIEVES WA S.AFRICA WAIBA 10 KM OF WORKING RAILWAY TRACK.
EHE KWANI ????????MWIZI WA KENYA SI ALIIBA METAL RAILS ZOTE/ALL KMS NA MAGARI KWA BARABARA?
NA BADO .SI WALIIBA GOLD METAL YENYE IKO KWA GOLD MEDAL…THEN WAKAIBA TRACK YOTE PAMOJA NA TRACK ATHLETES WAKAUZIE THE HIGHEST BIDDER?BID OR BUY? IT IS KAZI KWA BIDII.NGUVU WACHIA SIMITI
4.SUAREZ CANNOT BE UNVEILED @ BARCELONA COZ OF A FOUR MONTH BAN.KENYAN UNI STUDENTS DO A MUCH LARGER BAN-?A YEAR.
SIKU HIZI WACHEZA MPIRA WANAVAA VEILS AU JERSEY?HE CAN’T BE UNVEILED?IS HE A BRIDE? DON’T ONLY BRIDES WEAR VEILS? DID HE BITE THE VEIL?A GUY LIKE SUAREZ HEARS SOMEONE SAY SO AND SO IS A SWEET PERSON AND HE SEES A SNACK LOOKING @ HIM.HE AND EVE ARE THE SAME THING.TAKING A BITE OF THINGS NOT TO BE EATEN.THEY HAVE MEGABYTES IN THEIR SYSTEMS.DOES LUIS SUAREZ BITE THE WATER WHEN HE GOES TO WASH OR SWIM???HE SHOULD MARRY A WHITE SHARK THAT HAS LOTS OF WORKING TEETH LIKE HIM.OR THE TOOTH FAIRY?
5.HAYA BASI MAMAKE JUMA NATURE SI ATAITWA MOTHER NATURE?
6.KWANI THOSE WHO TAKE A ROUND TRIP WANASAFIRI KWA CIRCLE? do they go round in circles?wana circulate tu hapa na kule na pale?
badala ya kutumia the transport systems wanatumia the circulatory system……………………………?????????????
7.THAT GUY IS SO GOOD WITH NUMBERS, EVERY DAY HE SOLVES LOTS OF MATHS PROBLEMS…….EEEEEEEEEH. si YEYE NI MANAMBA.

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