humour/methali/difference

1.MWENDA TEZI NA OMO………………………HURUDI BAADAYE NA ARIEL
2.TOFAUTI YA MADOA SUGU NA JAMBAZI SUGU NI????????????????????
MA DOA SUGU INAONDOLEWA NA OMO/ARIEL.mpaka its gentle on your hands
NA JAMBAZI SUGU ANAONDOLEWA NA SHOTS SIO SHORTS.MA RISASI.and its not gentle on your hands.si uta handwa????????????????
CHURCHILL WINSTON:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
LIFE IS VERY TOUGH AND IF YOU CAN MAKE A JOKE TO MAKE SOMETHING EASIER AND FUNNY DO IT.
WINNIE CHURCHILL SAID THAT IF YOU MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH YOU GIVE THEM A LITTLE VACATION.
3.HABA NA HABA………………………HABARI GANI???????????????????????
ULIZA HABAKKUK
4.UKISTAAJABU YA MUSA????????????????????????HAUJAONA YA MUSALIA
5.AKIPENDA CHONGO HUONA?????????????????????????????????AKIPENDA CHONGO NI JAMAA WA MCHONGOANO
6.NEWS CAST:::::::::::::::::::::::::
HEROINE AMENASWA MOMBASA KWA MELI
NA HERO JE???????????????????????????????????
na herode/herod?amekula worms???????????????????the worms turn to eat
NA SUPER HERO?????????????????????
TO THE DRUG ADDICTS:::::::::::::::::HERO……………….SOBER(mc maasa hii)

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