humour tu

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1.someone sings i believe i can fly i believe i can fly,i believe i can touch the sky
naamini naweza nzi,naamini naweza inzi,kipepeo,mdudu,competition with the flyers lakini mshangao ni
MOST GUYS WHO BELIEVE THEY CAN FLY HAVEN’T BOUGHT A PLANE TICKET YET.
the song should be used only by the wright brothers coz they believed they could fly and eventually did.and they didn’t have/need a plane ticket to do it.
THE HARDER YOU WORK,,,,THE LUCKIER YOU GET?????????????
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2. GERMAN SHEPHERD
THE GERMAN SHEPHERD WAS SUPPOSED TO HERD THE SHEEP.but it ate the mutton.so it was a pleasure to meat the shepherd.
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3 .and if you say someone is just starting to make sense…………(to you)from which factory do they get sense/which factory MAKES sense????
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4.do people grow sense as they grow older????????????????????????????????

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5. worker sez::::::::::::::::::::mr.boss i want to resign and i want to be paid my dues
BOssman::::::::::::::::::::::yes.explain yourself…………….
worker:::::::::::::::::::::I WANT TO BE PAID ENOUGH TO AFFORD ME TO QUIT.!!!!
BOssman:::::::::::::::::::::you are acQUITted.UMEACHILIWA HURU.NOW GO.

MPAKA………………. quit-o…………………ecuador!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT MAKE YOUR TONGUE WANT TO SLAP YOUR BRAINS OUT

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