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#1.help?
naomba serikali inisaidie…………..my balanced diet is hanging in the balance!

MWINDIMCHELE cord oile BBCRICE

#2.am live:AM LIVE
unakuta amlive wanauliza swala eti how high were the walls of jericho before they came tumbling down????????????????maswali mengine ni ya chris jericho.na tena hizo days nani alikuwa na tape measure ya kuchukua urefu wa hizo walls??????????????????????????wall-ahi????????????????????ni wallace????amlive wako na maswali mengi kwani hao ni polisi????????????lakini tena hapa jericho hakunanga ukuta!TUKUTANE.
ama why ti 2 anajua maybe? aliziangusha??????????????????????????????????????????

ANKA3

monikey

#3.elephant-man:bands:
ooooooooooooh ati kwa hii band ni mimi nacheza tarumbeta.eeeeeeee i play the trumpet.wewe ndovu????????????????????????????????wewe ni ndovu???????????????????ama we ni elephant-man??alafu mr tembo???????
it’s the elephant that trumpets!

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#4.complain ant:COMPLAIN-ANT
unakuta complainant eti ana complain………….nilivamiwa na wakora……..nilipatwa na wakora??????? nilipigwa na wakora?????????oooooooooooooo niliumizwa na wakora…………….furahi wewe. uli-pokea KORA AWARDS!!

#5.methali:METHALI
Dalili ya mvua ni ??????????????????????????????DALILI ya mvua uliza nguatah francis!

ANKA7

#6.polished thieves:
the women who stole a lot of rangi ya viatu walikuwa waende outing na walikuwa wanataka kungara na si viatu pekee vinavyo ngara………………walikuwa wanataka ku polish their hair black,na faded little black dress yao pia(women have LBD kwa wardrobe na keshokesho watakuwa na CBD kwa wardrobe)?????????????????????????????????????????????to be continued……………………………

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