humourMOB/mtangazaji

'We'll be maintaining our News coverage...but the news will mainly be about tits.'

1.IT WASN’T ME
SOOOOOO huyu mtangazaji ana tangazaaaaaaaaaaaaa.kisha anamaliza halafu yuasema:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
miye ni weak leaf/wycliffe SIKO.
SIKO??????????????????
HAUKO??????????????????????????????????????????
anasema SIKO na ukweli n’kwamba yu pale pale hapo kwa screen.na unamwona,na unamsikia loud n clear.na sauti pia sawa.kisha anasema……………………miye ni wiki boy SIKO.KWELI HAYUKO???????????????
HAUKO??????????????????????????
kuchanganyisha waonaji nayo?????????????????????????????

2.Whyrene muchuma the IRONMAN too
si mwana dada amejibeba na chuma mpaka dirishani curtain ni the IRON CURTAIN?????????????????????????????????
3.#100,000:
haya miye mi (ha)ri potter/ripota wako na miye francis mtaa LAKI
mtaa 100,000?????????????????????????????????????????
maanake???????????????????????????????????????????????
hata ka rice poa/wali bora………. aliandika hulka ya wanadamu ina waLAKIni tumbi nzima???????????????????
4.na LOFTY mitambo??????????????????????????????????????????miye ni wenu LOFTY/LOAF-T MITAMBO
maanake:lofty ni very high and impressive.
lofty ni deserving praise coz of its high moral quality
lofty ni a belief that you are worth more than other people?????
a lofty disdain for other people.ata ku loft ni ku kick tha ball au ku throw the ball very high into the air??????????????????????????????
ni sababu ya u-lofa/loafer……………………………………………..miye ni lofty mitambo niki ry potty toka kwa LOFT.?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
MIX UP ??????????????????????????????

5.bila kusahau early man zoo.manzu?????????siku atavaa kanzu…………………..basi atakuwa early Kanzu
#0.miye ni a lakes charm warder and utaona charm tema?? sio kuni ni rooney
#0.miye ni woodwork amimo na cheche.karibu checherito
#0.miye ni kambua na nundu na mtegemea nundu haachi kunona.oops……………………no.mtegemea nundu ni QUASIMODO
#0.MIYE NI MORE HARM MADE EARLY NA MIYE NI SPICE/SPIES.and my daughter is a spice gal/spies girl.

#-6….NA tafakari ya baboon nayo????????????????????????????????IMPALALIVE.COM ????????very soon wanyama watakuwa anchors.kuna wildlife on-line and microphones za ku capture sounds za wa nyama na ku monitor wa-meat thru internet.mi ye ni mnyama wako mpendwa and catch me live @ impalalive.com. KAtika tafakari ya bro.hare and his band mates.tafakari ya baboon???????hiss/hisia za nyoka???????na nyati akitangaza sengenge ni nyati.miye anchor wako naitwa no(m)ah wanyama.nikisema nyama nyama nyama…………………………………………………………

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Author: emalineachieng

Meet HUMOURITA! Emaline Achieng comedy blogger, humourist.,satirist a christian happily in the WORK of GOD,a Writer-:-(RELIGION),Current Affairs,Public Interests, millions of humorous,comical,satirical,,,absurd articles...stories,,,observations,,pieces,, current affairs,short takes and more. "lionel messi" wa comedienne!

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