HUMOURMOB/MIX-TIANO/MIX N MUCH

  1.  MALARIA NI ILE ILE
    MBU NI YULE YULE
    NYANI NI WALE WALE ONLY FOREST IME CHANGE
    GARETH NI BALE BALE
    HADITHI NI TALE TALE
    MAUZO NI SALE SALE
    UNIVERSITY NI YALE YALE UNIVERSITY/CITY
    WANAUME NI MALE MALE
    MBOGA NI KALE KALE
  2. MZUNGU NI PALE PALE SI they got pale skin???????????///
  3. U-PEPO NI GALE GALE
  4. MREMBO SI NI HALLE HALLE……….MA BER-Y/BERRY??????????????
  5. M-NAIJA NI WALE WALE akinyi??? aki-nyemi???no!
  6. timu ya mpira ni LILLE LILLE……….
  7. na s.a.helen na siasa ni ZILLE ZILLE!
  • 2.JAY Z HAS 99 PROBLEMS AND THE 100 % PROBLEM IS SO LARGE.
    SOLANGE.
    THE REAL BEATING JAY Z GOT IS BEATS BY DRE
    IF MEN ARE DOGS THEN JAY Z S PROBLEMS ARE BITCHES
    MASHIDA WACHIENI NEEM…….?#$%*?BOY……………..TAABU

3.so wiill Insp Gen also ban izo mafuta za tinted moisturisers?????
na tinted lip balms
so you dont alter your appearance????

akienda hollywood will he ban plastic surgery???????????

?lupita akigeuka ki michael jackson na wash and wear nose ?????ata baniwa??????

coded colour

colour coded hairstylez nazo?????????
honey colour hair,john brown hair,gold n berg hair???????????redio/red hair?

n

4
mchimba kisima haingii mwenyewe hao N.G.O.s wengi wanasink boreholes kila siku si wana zi sink ma elfu daily??????????
hawaingiangi????????????
modernity ni
mchimba kisima ni wells far go?

wells fargo/WELLS FARGO

 ETI COURT SHOES??????????????????????
KWANI NI ZA VIOJA MAHAKAMANI?????????????????????
—ETI COCKTAIL DRESS??????????????????
KWANI MBONA HAI VALISHWI /HAIVALIWI MKIA YA JOGOO???????
—NA SI WA UP GRADE UNGA YA JOGOO IKUJE NA ALARM AKA COCK CROW????????

 

ETI CROP TOPS??????????????????????
KWANI NI ZA MIMEA KUVAA?????????????????????????????

THE BIG BUM THEORYO-BUM-A

THE BIG BUM THEORY
WITH AN APSE LIKE THAT WANAHITAJI KUVAA PARACHUTE
JOKE TOKA KWA MZUNGU:IS IT TRUE THAT WHEN SHE BENT IN THE AIRPORT THE CUSTOMS OFFICERS FOUND 50 KG OF CRACK??????????????????
DO THEY NEED KULIPA DOUBLE FARE TO ACCOMODATE THE DOUBLE BUTT THEY DRAG BEHIND????????????

SOME ARE MORE APPROPRIATE ON MIDDLE AGE WAMAMA WHO EAT TRUCKLOADS OF CHIPS

WITH AN APSE LIKE THAT WANAHITAJI KUVAA PARACHUTE

JOKE TOKA KWA MZUNGU:IS IT TRUE THAT WHEN SHE BENT IN THE AIRPORT THE CUSTOMS OFFICERS FOUND 50 KG OF CRACK??????????????????

DO THEY NEED KULIPA DOUBLE FARE TO ACCOMODATE THE DOUBLE BUTT THEY DRAG BEHIND????????????

SOME ARE MORE APPROPRIATE ON MIDDLE AGE WAMAMA WHO EAT TRUCKLOADS OF CHIPSBUMM

DAWA YA MOTO NI
DAWA YA MOTO NI MO FAYA
FAKE HAIR FAKE MA KUCHA,FAKE WHITE TEETH,FAKE EYE LASHES,,,,,,BODY ART IN TATTOOS YET WALIACHA ARTS AND CRAFT LAST DECADES
AWA NDIO WANAITWA???
PUBLIC SHOW GROUND
makiadi
eeeeeeeeeeeeMIMI NI MARK MAASAI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM MARK MAASAI WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MIYE NI MARK MAASAI
MOVE OVER…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
HAPA KUNA MAKIADI M CONGO.JOSE KONGOLO/LAKINI WALI BORA ANAWAITA KONGO WEA/WHERE M-SWAHILI???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
THE BIG BUM THEORY:::::::::::O BUMMER SO BIG IT CAN BE RENTED OUT FOR ADVERTISING SPACE
MTOTO TO MWENZAKE:: NA WANA CHEZA??????????????????:::::::::WEWE NIPE BLADDER YANGU/////////////
//BLADDER YAKE???????????????????????BLADDER YAKE???????????????????????????
NI MTOTO WA WAKO?????????????
SI AG ALISEMA WAKO YOURS TRULY NI SIR JOHN/SURGEON???????????????????????
MI NA WONDER::::::::UYU AKI TAKE BLADDER YA MWENZAKE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MKOJO NA DRINKS WATA FANYA MKUTANO WAPI???????ILI WAENDE OUTING????????
STRANGE????
AMA WHICH IS WHICH?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
BLADDER?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
KIDZO
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