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NEWS FROM THE EGG

KEEP ON KUONA HEN.T.V from the egg………………s neijder landseggs  news hague the hague the eggRIPOTA WA POWER HAPA A-KU-KU NON-DANGER:
1.ATI ICC proze-q-tion na kenyatta’z defence lock horns @ icc status conference??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
kwani opembe alikuwa huko??????????????????????
au madam fatty ben sugar……..watu huskia this jinas differently…………………amemea pembe??????????????????????????????????????
she needs to be pembeni????????????????????//
so pembe ya bensouda ndio the horn of africa??????????????????????
HORNbills shida’s ni HORN bill’z shidaz
2.si wanaitwa sherehe pia??????????????????????????????
kweli ni festive season coz fatty ben sugar anataka wa-refer-iwe kwa assembly of state parties……………….ole lane kuu aka chef de partie…si ana hisi ki -chef-U -chef-U???????????
kwa mkusanyiko wa masherehe ya ki taifa/assembly ya state parties
3.kuna magari mingi huko kwa ku-ondoka kwa MAN-U prezzoe otelini kwenda kwa chungu cha hewa/air pot?/port?
kwani huko ni MAGARINI????????????????
4.THE AGUE/EGG DATE:presida man-u haz left his oteli let it be baloteli and he’z headed to the airport kwani ni ya baba yake???????????????????????????????
yes oh yes do ale/dual-e ni ya papa jkia
5.lawyer wa man-u ni S.K MA-CHARGE-YA.anapinga hizo charges zote…….

eeeeeeeeeeeee man u was charged in court
si charging inakuwaga kwa SOCKET?????????????????AU who ana charge ingi simu kwa court????????????????nikon

hiyo charger au hizi  charger zote zaitwa BALDEV charger(s)

moji

mojo
haya basi man- u was charged in court
-haya kuna a clause,a particular clause,yeah the claws za nebuchadnezzar,,,yeah a clause kwa katiba

yeah ata hii cat iko na claws,,,ni cat ya nani??????????????????????

ni cat za matiba

wanaitwa cat-iba,,,,,,,,,,,,,so kuna claws kwa cat-iba………………………………………………………………………………………………………………me

 

castlar

lars

larry
in mengineyo………………………..man-u attended iyo status conference in his capacity ya ki-private citizen/ki-binafsi
but he was not in private limited company???????????????????????????????????????????????????????alifuatwa na ma-hangers on wenye walihanga-ika na ma hang-over>???????????????????????????????wali hang??????????????????????????????????

GITHU MUI GUY ATAKA KUWA RAFIKI YA KOTI???????????????????????????????????
tena???????????????????????????
kwani ye ni kiraka???????
ki-raka???????????????????????????????????is he a patch?
dr.patch (ouli)anataka patch nini kwa koti?kila saa rafiki ya koti si atafute pen-pals????????????????????????
walikula ice cream??????????????
k.c.c ni ya ku make milk na si I.C.C ni kcc ya ice cream?????licks ice cream iceac

na mbona ms.omamo sio part of the defence???????????

 

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