humourmob/AMNESIA,WILLY D.P,VETTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow

SI NILISHIKWA NA ILE ugonjwa ya BARA ASIA ILE,
ILE Inaitwa ga AM IN ASIA
ile ile ya ku sahau sahau,kusahaulika/…………………
yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
ni amnesia
AMNESIA
#.so ningesemako like wiki jana eti mug erer the big bro /top caT was faced with forceful eviction from the M.C/BIG BOSS MAN,,D.J.EVICTA,
BUT NO AFRICAN VOTED FOR HIM TO BE EVICTED?????????????au c.e.o./sio??????????
so mug erer sez hii ndio 2nd attempt on hiz life in the same circumference??????????/circumstances by the same actors(ni actors tu kama fake pro-fake kanyari)oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo so help us omari god!
mi n’na advisori
kama MUG erer hana party fatty aunty ben sugar alika’d peeps to the assembly ya state parties.nyote mwalikwa
then i condemn mug-ererA.K.A.lwanda magere-r being bila party yet tis the point in time ya festive season
si alifukuzwa kwa sherehe shere shere!
don’ worry mr mugs hata BW.YESU alitimua wasee out of nyumba ya BABA YAKE alipo-find waki-do u kanyari-ukora na bizna humo ndani na ni mahala pa NENO NA HUDUMA NA UCHUNGAJI NA UNGWANA NA UTAKATIFU.ali wa timua vi-noma sana and single handedly
no trial has come upon you such as is not common to man???????????????????????????????????????????????????????
of coz u were not mugged bw.mug -erer
si nilisema sa ingine cod,,,,au CORD NI CORDIAGA??????????????????????????
ULIZA KALEMBE!blue ivy mcasuliza huyu chef something fishy hapo kwa cod………….no! hapo kwa cord………………..!SEE THE MEN IN BLACK?????????????????????

THE BLACKER THE BERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pigia me jolly black mib willSI UTAONA BLACK OUT??????????????????????

MASWALA NYETI NA MAJIBU CILLY:
#.WHAT are standing orders????????????????????
jibu:

hizo si ni order kwa ristorante/hoteli zinazofanywa na ole kaparo akiwa amesimama?????????????

due to lack of seating space!!!!!!!!!!!!

kwani spika yuu-kaa or yu-wekwa jukwaani /table au raised??????????

oddah piggy kaparo standing order

do you understand?!!!!!
#.ILE MAMBO NA VETTING:

madam sophia kombekombe safshe’z a trophy gal,alijishindia kombe/mug kwa am live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
#.ru-kia su-bow??????????????toonz hoppa rukia lionel messyiyo tiger ina ru-kia huyo jamaa na huyu  jamaa na the best  lady ni su bow

bow gonga ruki subowTAKE A BOWMACHUMA CUTSY GALin honour ya si-u-bow!/su-bow coz ataendelea na wana wake huko mbele ni na hiyo ni expansion na export ya expertise
#.SHEIKH DOOR???????????????AU SHEIKH DOR???????????????door jalango lango dornam support cos atashika DOR-IA kwa masaa.kabla awe DOR-MANT
#.OOOOOOOOOOOO HON joseph ma GUT/magut/ma-GUT??????????????AS IN he got gutssssss???????????????????????????????i support hiz nomination coz he got gutsgutukamagutgutteridgeni ku GUT -uka tu
#.oooooooooooooooo hon ali a bus/abbas………….early a bus?????????

busy buuuu ali

na support hiz nomination juu ata beba watoto asubuhi mapema na a bus.

WILLY RUTO:::::::::

willy willy sez oooooooooooooooooooooo atutaki makelele sitaki makelele

but si claude makelele ako kwao congo ama?????????????kwani amekuja nini kwa dee pea??????????D.P??????????????????

ATA YE ANATAFUTA PARTY??????????YA D.P???????????YA OBAKO???????????????

SO SWALA KWA WILLY DEP?????????????????????heri uamke one day upate bw.ma kelele @ mlangoni ????????????or uamke one day upate SILENCER iki ku stare in the face???????????

quiet??willy?????????

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