mm mmmmmmmmm humourmob/1 billion

CHUMA

WATU WANA SWEAT sides za  MA turkana na ma north zaa kenya ooooooooooooooooooooo eti wanatafuta oil ooooooooooo eti oil kapatikana ooooooooooooooooooo ni mafuta ni oil ni oil kila saa………….!

na mjamaa mmoja pia mkenya kaumbwa tu kama wewe na miye

VEE-MAN shah,au ni vee baba shah??????????????

CHEKI UKOO WAO HAPA………………………………………………………

1 B ONLY GAL GAL O MITTALSONMITTALMUHINDI

haku sweat na ma tullow oil  na ma shallow oil na ma  wells ,oil rigs, na ma sorrow mingiiiiiiiiiiiii……….. akitafuta mafuta!!!!!!!!!!!

ali enda kama kitale ku-ji vinjari  hivi kwa matembezi  hivi na akaona shamba murwa ya mahindi ,corn plantation…to the americanas………………………..

sasa mjaluo akiona shamba ya mahindi ameona suppertime na fish food!!!!!!!!!!

finisher samaki wa kupaka fishytoon food fish

na by product ya maize plantation au plainly ugali

na m westie/a.k.a. m-luhya  akiona maize farm ameona tha white stuff/white powder isi-yo cocaine au hero-ine

bali ni WHO-NGA/UNGA esp.unga ugali na chick feed besides dat.au KUKU

maize emmas oduma veeman shah..waLAKINI KINA VEE-MAN NA VEE-BOY SHAH……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..wakiona a corn farm???????????????????????????? PAP

iyo ikawa light-ning ika strike

hiz light-bulb moment,instant ikawa new ideas kakuwa born

kaindi

akaona tu rivers of oil ziki-flow…………………………………………….turning dreams and grains into cash and tasty body oils!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mauta

of coz mnajua hiyo maize na oil na ELI(eli sio prophet hapa eli ni mafuta hapaa)

ELIanto

(kesho ataangusha kibao vodka style ya eliantoneosoul)neo drinks

1 B ONLY

BOOK

MOJA MBILI TATU TEASER WEWEEEEEEE MATANO KAZUNGU

EMMA

so lady   KISERIAN chebet,,,,,,,au janooooooooooooo???????????

( twazisikianga differently  hizi ma- jinaz……………………………………………………..
kafanya interview one usiku……………………..news kiserian lala
kwa raia rooney/raia runi/runinga/citizain tee veetv sunga

habari
na FEP guy
fep guy aka jon ki-dhaka:::::::::::::::::to touch a mirrion/ni BIRRION/ana mean billion. is no joke. ETI KUGUSA BIRRIONI SIO JOKES.yeah right

ata kugusa biriani sio jokes

nilikuwa najiuliza what is it some people do right????????? THE FEP JAMAA…………………………..
do write???????????????????
(ni hizi humourmob ndio na do write)
so the FEP guy asema after 4 yrs he found out what ma billionaires do and what ha-wa-do
MY WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ilimchukua muda yote ya sec.school yote ???????????????????????????????
4 years zote???????????
yet he only need have looked na ku-cheki a tool shah THA TOOL SHAH

atool rodi
ilichukua siku ngapi toka a tool shah na bizna yake kwenda ki- titanic(UNDER) kwa ile saga ya lango LA magharibi, PLACE????????????,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hadi ukaonako a tool sir aki get-ako cheque ya 1 billion/IMEANDIKWOOOOOOO 1 BILLION ONLY ???????????????????
(west gate)?????????????????????????? BIMA???????????
HAIKUWA 4 YRS(4yrs my foot!)!
IT WAS A MATTER OF DAYS
CHEQUE THIZ OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!TOONZ

MENTIR

LEss than 1 moon(mwezi moja)

MANENO

KETHI

WILLY

STD GROUP

A TOOL SHAH

super MUDA SIO MUDA D.J NAKUMATT AU a tool-shah akaangusha nakumatt ingine???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

style ya loving tone……………………………………………………………………………mattayocheque him out

hiyo ya TRM iko hapa tu near me ndio upendeleo wake ooooooooooooooooo ku feature hapa

a tool eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

a tool aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

THA TOOLS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NA THE TOOLS SHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the only mkenya awezaye ku feed the military single handedly

when its their turn to EAT

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Author: emalineachieng

Meet HUMOURITA! Emaline Achieng comedy blogger, humourist.,satirist a christian happily in the WORK of GOD,a Writer-:-(RELIGION),Current Affairs,Public Interests, millions of humorous,comical,satirical,,,absurd articles...stories,,,observations,,pieces,, current affairs,short takes and more. "lionel messi" wa comedienne!

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