HUMOURI-STAR/kansiime

KI GHAFLA (WEBSITE)BIN VOO                                            KASARANI

N’KACHEKI stori ya sue (who are you sue-ing )???????

and naki-penda thiz stori

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO     ETI THEZE NEW PHOTOZ ZA raia runinga’s kansiime will blow you away. KANSIIME  this and dat and all and ………………………….EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…………………………………………………….

PICCHAS EOEOEO MA THREE PILIPILI MOJAMOJALING

we all know that humour is subjective,na there is those who do not subscribe to kan see me ‘s kind of humour…………….but the rest ov uz think she’z pretty funny.and FUNNY WOMEN are not a dime a DOZEN

THEY ARE RARE GEMS THAT SHOOD BE CELEBRATED

(AMEN)………………EMEN TO THAT

and thaz why i waz out and about checking out can see me @ tha mutual mkutano/event and juz like tha QUEEN OF SHEBA alienda ku SORORA KING SOLO.MONA??????????????????????…………………………….

nilienda ku SORORA KANSIIME STYLE YA SORORA BIEN

SOLO LA BIEN ???????WHATEVER???

AZ IT TURNZ OUT………………..vile inaji-kunja………………………..

KANSIIME’Z NOT only FUNNY  but can pull another side

NILI SORORA SORO SORO………………………………

i came …………..i saw……………………………………………….and i …………………………………….

of coz nilienda school n’ka graduate with HONOURS?????????????????????????? papo hapo……………………………….

HIO NDIO NJIA tunaenda/twaelekea.

AS IN FLYING SIDE ZA MA -EAGLES

EAGLE FAMILIA NNAKUCHEKI NIMEFIKA AMERICA HIGHER SOAR-ORA-BIEN IGLESIAS BOLA EAGLE WA WILLY CLAWI OMERA JUA KALI HAYA BASI BIC MANENOHUB

WHERE ONLY THE EAGLES DARE.

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HUMOURMOB TU……………STUFF……………………………….

MASWALI   AND MA-JINGA        MOJA

1.mtegemea nundu………………………………………………………??????????

mtegemea nundu ni kambua MA-NUNDU/AMA

MTEGEMEA NUNDU NI QUASI-MODOMANUNDU HUMP BACK CARTOON KENGELES

MBILI

TOFAUTI YA QUEEN CAKE NA SHORT CAKE NI?????????????????????????????????????

QUEEN CAKE NI HIIQUEENCAKE MA CAKE MALKIA WA KEKI KEKI

HALAFU SHORT CAKE NI KEKI YA INSPEKTA MWALA.NDIO HIO MWALA ANI MANGA

MWALA

KAFUPI  DINNER

SHOTCAKE

TATUMETHALI QUERY::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::DAWA YA MOTO NI?????????????????????????????????????????????

SILLY MAJIBU:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::KWANI MOTO ANAKUWANGA MGONJWA????????????????????????????????????????

DAWA YA MOTO NI MO FAYA

MORE FIRE…………………………………………………..MOTO MKUBWA FIRING

NNE

OOOOOOOOOOOO ……….ETI ukiona vyaelea jua vimeundwa…………..!…………………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so nikiona swimmer kama phelps ivi akielea on water ati ameundwaaaaaaaaaaaaa????????????

ameundwa na nani???????????????????????????????????????????????????

hakuundwa………………..alizaliwa.maybe alitoka kwa ukoo wa JONAH HIVI YA KU SWIM SWIM SANA

PHELPS YOGI WAONAJE. YOU SEE SWIM ELEA

BORN maji stic.his maji-sty phelps

MATANO KAZUNGU

mtaka cha mvunguni eti ……………………………………………………..sharti ainame???????????????????????????????

wapi?????????????????????????????………………………………………………….

bend-over nowadays is a dance

MTAKA CHA MVUNGUNI NI UNDERTAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

MANAMBA

NILIKUWA NAULIZA KATOTO AKIJUA MANAMBA NI NANI?????????????????????????

AS IN MANAMBA WA MATATU……………anayesema twende kisha anabaki nyuma@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the kid alisema manamba ni this stuff apa!

SABA

maswala kama ya ki cre hivi unauliza ka toi eti jonah vile alifika down kwa base ya ocean alifanya nini?????????????????????????????

the kid says alizaa katoto anaitwa SPONGE BOBTOONIST MRABA

AKAMWACHA HUMO HUMO UNDER WATER/AU NI UNDER GROUND????????????

samaki wa kupaka

NAEIT

HATA KAMA HAUNA PASSION FOR THE JOB………………………………………….

SI UKUNYWE TU PASSION FRUIT JUICE MINGIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DRINK JUICES TUNDA

THEN YOU HAVE PASSION FOR YOUR WORK??????????????????????????????????????????????

TEASER

eti the treasury iko wapi?????????????????????katoto????????????????????????

ETI NI TREASURE ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ATI TREASURY IKO TREASURE ISLAND??????????????????????

KUMI

HAYA BASI RACER GUY CARL TUNDO YU HUYO APO NA RACE CAR YAKE ANAWANIA 1ST PLACE NAFASI KWA HIYO RUN YAKE AU HIYO ROUNDI YAKE

POPDRIVE WAKIMBIZI DANICA SAFARIRALLY MBIO

GET DOWN BASI

MASWALA NETTY                                                   MA DOGGY

HAYA HAPA PIA NI PET DOGS WAKE WANAITWA TURBO DOGS PIA WANA WANIA 1ST PLACE NAFASI KWA HIYO RUN ILI WOTE WA CELEBRATE @ HOME JIONI AFTER USHINDI!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAR DOGO   KATRINA MASTER WAO MKIMBIZY FINISH LINE LOOK DINGA UNAWACHEKI DOG TOKA TURBO RUNNERY SAFARI KIMBIA CARLMBWA CAR DASH IAN DOGTUNDO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ETI BRING ZACK BACK HOME

EEEEEEEE ETI BRING ZAK BACK HOME

SI ALISHA SHUKISHWA MTINI MPAKA WAKAENDA HOME NA WAKA EAT??????????????????????????

WITH THA LORD???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

TOKA KWA ZAKAYO TREE TOP HADI HOME ??????????????????????????????????????

SO IN SHORT…………………………………………….ZACK ALISHARUDISHWA HOME

WASEE WAACHWE NA KU BRING SACK BACK HOME

humourmob/BIG G

DO YOU KNOW BIG G?????????????????????????

JE WAJUA BIG G NINI ???????????????????????????

YES YOU DON’T???????????

AU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GUM-BO BIG G ONYO

SO YOU  THINK THIS IS BIG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG??????????????????????????????????????????????????

AIGHT????????????????????????????

NO!MIMIYE

HIYO SIYO BIG G COZ ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

BIG G AKO HUKU HUKU CHINI…………………………………………………………………………………..LUKENYA

TRUE

KEVIN

UNA WONDERS???????????????????????????????????????

OMG ESH

BIG G NI GARMENT YA UNDER  YA OVER SIZE WANANCHIS (KA MO-MO)

AU PLAINLY

COWARDLY

BIG G NI

NGODHA

YA MOMO

ZA MOMO BEACH MOMOLY

MAJOLLYWANASEMA NI G-STRING YA MOMO

HUMOURITA/WORD na the BIBLE

GOD WILL MAKE YOU WHO HE CREATED YOU TO BE….SO don’t quit uko na purposeBELOVED BOOK MUMA

THE HOLY SPIRIT ANA

1.STRENGTHENS YOU IN YOUR WEAKNESS

2.HELPS YOU TO PRAY ACCURATELY (HE TEACHES)

3.HE PRAYS PERFECT PRAYERS FOR AND THROUGH US(there is nothing better to give people than the word of GOD)

4.all THINGS WORK TOGETHER FOR MY GOOD AS I PRAY,LOVE GOD AND WANT HIS WILL

5.WE ARE DESTINED TO BE LIKE CHRIST

6.GOD IS FOR US ( and never forget hiyo neno)

7.GOD PROVIDES EVERYTHING WE NEEDJIHAMI

8.CONDEMNATION ISN’T FROM GOD

9.NOTHING CAN EVER SEPARATE US FROM THE LOVE OF GOD

10.WE ARE MORE THAN CONQUERORS

11.BE DEEPLY ROOTED IN GOD IN CHRIST.BE DEEPLY ROOTED IN HIS LOVE.AND IN HIS WORDPENDO

SOMENI

SOMO

ZBELIEVE MY GOD GENEROSITY E A

CROSS BIBLOS MAANZO THE RIGHTEOUS

USHINDI IT IS WEELL ETERNAL AKISEMA YES B A UWONGO PERISH HOLINESS C J E F Y U  K

EMEN

HUMOURMOB/DAWA

NA goodmorning ikiwa ni dawa (lung tonic na alkohozism)

dawa

SASA SALAMU tutapewanga kwa PHARMACY??????????????????????????????

na prescription????????????????????????????????

yath salamu odm

HUMOURMOB/papa

SIMU YA POPE INAKUWAGA MODEL GANI????????????????????????????????

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ETI POPE NI PAPA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ETI POPE NI PAPA??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PAPA NI POPE

PAPA???????????????????????????????????????????????ALAFU THIS NOTORIOUS BIG????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

MAYOOOOOOOOOOOOO BODY JONAH POPPY

EBU ULIZA KO M-KATHO KAMA HUYO NI POPE/PAPA WHAT-EVER!

POPEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POPE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POPE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POPERACE PICHA TU DOLLY YAWA DOGMA BITO SAINT OBI GARMANY POPECAR

SO YOU SEE KATI YA POPE AND PAPA

POPE ANA GARI………………………………………POPE MOBILE

PAPA HANA GARI

POPE AISHI PALACE VATICAN

PAPA AISHI KWA DEEP BLUE SEA

POPE NI WA ARGENTI??????????????URGENT TEA NA??????????????????????????

PAPA NI WA MATAIFA YOTE HATA MUSEVENI HAM-CONTROL-IIIIIII-  MAJI YA KU SWIMIA

so SIMU YA POPE NI YA MAKE GANI?????????????????????????????????

ALCATEL T-POP(E)

YEAH IYO T-POP NDIO YA POPE

PAPAM

PAPA NAYE ATANGOJA JONAH AANGUKE MAKWAO NA HUKO NDIO AWE NA SIMU OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HABEMUS PAPAM

humourMOB/vitu

hapa kwa humourmob  ni ku- make audience a laugh na HUMOURIST

ukwelitruly

hapa ako na irrepresible knack for highlighting the funny,the absurd

nyoko doctari

na the ridiculous in human nature na situations.

ni SCINTILLATING HILARITY ,na ku-lampoon conditions.biker heeeeeeeeeee was kevin

THE MOSTeffective way ya ku-look at the reality without succumbing to total heartbreak ni ku-laugh about itbob mugabe fanana

siku njema wow

gari kilonzo