HUMOURITA/TALK!!!!!!

SI HAKUNA GA KITU TAMU KAMA TO FINISH HII MONTH NA SOME VIEWS FROM THE U.S OF A. SI HAWA AMERICANS WANANI JAZZ?????? COZ UKWELI NI KWAMBA EVERYMAN KOKOTE DUNIANI ANATAKANGA KU PENDEZA KO THA AMERICAN ENTERTAINMENT MARKET. AND IN MA SMALL WAY………..ALREADY NINA WATEJA WANGU WA KI AMERICA AND AM PROUD OF THEM KAMAContinue reading “HUMOURITA/TALK!!!!!!”

HUMOURMOB/enrich

METH AS IN METHALI SIO crystal meth #.usipoziba ufa???????????????????????? jibu silly usipoziba ufa si utanunua woofer ingine tu na sub-woofer ingine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haya basi tuendelee na tugange the following a mtangazaji alikuwa anauliza kitu kama asking eti njia za kuondoa poverty in kenya eti um-tweet  um anything of coz n’ta bloh bloh blah blah #1.kuomba BABAContinue reading “HUMOURMOB/enrich”

HUMOURMOB/MR TEMBO

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humourmob/DAMU

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humourmob/germs

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO unasikia nga kwa ma advert za sabuni ooooooooooo eti hii ni dettol handwash ya ku remove 99 per cent ya bacteria haya basi hapa pia ni protex tamu kama asali eti with honey na beeswax????????????????? protex honey kwani ni ya kuosha asali??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo      eti ni ya ……………. ya kuondoa back teria kwa mgongo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaContinue reading “humourmob/germs”