humourmob/peculiar KENYA,,,,,TOMATO SAUCE!

NAKUAMBIA HII KENYA YETU THIS PECULIAR HAPA KENYA…………………………………………

juz imagine jumba inaitwa eti integrity centre!INTEGRITY MY FOOT!

ALAFU that mumo-re matemu guy sez eti nye nye nye nye nye biwott nye nye *5

eti hata hiyo building enyewe iko under investigation????????????

waskia??????????????????????????

that very INTEGRITY JUMBA ki vyake iko under investigation.na walio ndani???????????????????bee wottmr.bee WHAT?

electoral commission???????????under investigation

ma church????????????????????under?????????

ma school exams??????????????under?????????????????

ma gal teens ku vanish……elope??????????under???????????????????

ma KUKU na GATE?????///kwa KNEC??????????under??????????????????

kwani kuku ni wa markers siku izi??????????????under???????????????????

langata shule land?????????????????????under?????????????????????

warushao tear gas kwa kids??????????????????????????under????????????????????????????????

CON-MAN mutwiwa na ku fail CON-TEST???????????????????under???????????????????

wale wa lady wanaotaka “dough” za mzee cosby??????????kunao wakenya humo ??????????????under??????????????

hata izi ma investiga-shhon zote si ziko under investiga-shon????????????????????

ABABUHUYU M-NYANYA SIO GACUNGWA.NI old tomato.

ni chef granny!

na ameprepare na kuandaa tomato sauce.

na thiz babu ako caught btw a rock and a hard place.that is nyanya na money!heeee

hohe-OLDivia ata follow maandalizi ya nyanya (aka hard place)ama agonge mwamba(a rock)

MPIGA NGUMI UKUTA NI SONKO!

and tha granny awards goes tooooooooo nyanya fidia/fee dear(this nyeri women????????????THO!

M-NYERI

heri uoe binti kiziwi au dadake blind.daley blind.wahu aliangusha kitu ka kinyau-nyau……………….sasa ni time ya ki-mau-mau

nyanya ki mau mau ka get compe(nsation0na ki modern family,angalipeleka home na oldivia apelekwe kwa date night.au atengenezewe a treat?

but ki maumau granny hapiki OX-TAIL SOUP for the now grumpy old man.anapika sauce.

nyanya chef in hell’s kitchen

JIKATEH!

HOT SAUCE!

mi nasema sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander!acha tu ex-plain.::::::::::::::::nyanya ali mis-treatiwa na hohe old-ivia apo zamani kama oldivia alikuwako mess-anger nairoby.zamo za kalesukumaweekzamani za KALE

nakuambia uyu nyanya amekuwaga kwa hell’s kitchen aki undia ababu  soup ya RE-VENGE!

AVENGANA NI DISHI IKO BEST SERVED COLD.cold cuts of ?????????????????

cold cuts in cold nyeri!

sasa chef granny asemaaaaaaa:this gander babu ame embark on a WILD GOOSE CHASE YA ku kimbiza money.especially ya a nyeri mama??????????????

hiyo ndio ku-gonga mwamba.ataachwa na heart ache uchungumkuti coz yeye sio part ov the MONEY TRAIN

snipes

(FOR  a kyuk?hii si a laughing matter)

mzee atatuacha juu ya uchungu-mkuti au stress au lifestyle diseases au mapesa bobby

babu a count his losses(ako na nothing to lose hata after all)

na a eat humble pie .meat pie haezi?

cos kumenyana na nyeri woman ni kuwa btw a rock na a hard place na hii rock ni ngumu

rock-oto
kati ya a rock
jaduong
a hard place or a rock?

na mwamba

this is ABABU
this is ABABU

hohe oldivia……………….

na MAWE

KWA KUMALIZIA

MI NAULIZA MR.BABU………………………………………………………NYERI OLDIVIA:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

THE PRESENTER
MIMI KAMA THE PRESENTER

MIMI NA ASK?????????????????????????????????????MODERN GAL

THE GAMER
NI SWALA NYETI………………….

BABU DO YOU PICK MONEY OR THE BOX????????????????(SI BABU ANAEZA KUFA OF UCHUNGUMKUTI/STRESS)

MAULIZIO
TAKE YOUR PICK BABU MONEY OR THA BOX?
MICHEZO
BABU WA KASIAKA AKA SUCKER!
HOST
CHAGUO NI LAKOOOOOOOOOOOO
NYANYA MKALI NA MA PESA
NYANYA MKALI NA MA PESA
MASANDUKU
HAYA BABU NI MONEY OR THE BOX??????????????????????
CASCADE
FANYA UCHAGUZI NI PESA AU NI KIJI-SANDUKU BABU???????????????????
DOUGH
TO THA SINGLE FELLOWS BYE!BYE! MIMI NI KO LOADED…….BYE!BYE!
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