HUMOURMOB/MAMBO MOB TU

ma swala:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

we i say??????????? naulizaakooooo?????
we i say???????????
naulizaakooooo?????

MAUA ni?????????????????

na ENG lish????????

mi na think ni FENCES!

na wewwe???????????

UA 1  moja ni fence 1 moja

zaidi ya ua 1 ni maua au FENCES???!

Of coz we unadhani ni flowers???????????????

au ni MERU???!

ATUJAULIZA MAUA IN MERU TUMEULIZA MAUA IN ENGLISH

ambapo ni fences

lamentations

RISALA ZA RANGI RANGI KWA BWANA PETER  MARANGI PAINTER ALIVANISH TU AKAACHA RANGI NYUMA

ANA KWA ANA

ANA KWA ANA MEET UP
ANA KWA ANA MEET UP,,,,ak47 na t-bar-ijuka.wana talk ?????ime talk-ota kutokota

SO IVI rezently ak 47 au ann ana key guu taa………………………..alisafiriko new yoke sio yoke mpya ya ngombe but jiji new york………………………………………………………………………..where alipatana na ana tea bar-t-bar-i-juu car si u know tibaijuka????????????????????????????????????

baaaaaasssssssss.walipatana huko ana kwa ana

APES ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::PLANET OF THE APES APES RITIFS DRINKULA

NATAKA KU LEWA
NATAKA KU LEWA
BEEM
oooooo nataka kulewa lewa mi nataka ku lewa lewa…………………………i luv ku skiza diamond ka hobby

NEW APE CITY ASPEN

SO wakaty mmoja like last year ikawa banned kunywesha ma apes na chimps,babu………….baboons,,,,,monkeys,,,,,,,

so tukaenda majuu ku tafuta mixologist haswa for the APES…………………………………………….

na akaja na ma APERITIFS ZA APES apo .

made for apes aped by???????????????

BOXICOdrinks mixed for apes.

APE-ritif

and in uchokozi/uchukuzi

ukiona trailer thicker rd/thika????????

supa high way ata sio reeeefu viiiiiiileeeeeeee ka mlima sio high kama everest

so ukiona a trailer apo qwa thicker rd usidhani ni ya kubebea mizigo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ni akina MOMO wanaenda ushago.thicker.

asante ya punda ni mateke na asante ya ma arsonists ni ku TEKE-teza…………….hadi ku TEKE -TEA

na ya kickboxer????????????????van dammeku slash hewa.alafu atakata supply ya hewa??????

AKILI ni nywele ooooooooooooooooo        kila mtu ana zake oooooooooooooo kama hauna …………….basi tumia akili na enda best lady nunua weave alafu uwe na nywele alafu sasa uwe na akili??????

yeah!

brains or brawn??????????

ma-jam so once upon a friday………………………………………………mkenya alijipata jam…………akapigia msee simu ati ako stuck in a jam

soooooooooooo???? ni mkate unataka?????? ili upake jam au??????
soooooooooooo????
ni mkate unataka??????
ili upake jam au??????

eti uko kwa jam………………….as in ndani ya JAM??????????so ni mkate unataka uletewe???????????ama???????????

si uvumilie ………………..utakula mbivu………!!!!!!!ukifika.

ma gari.apo...... wa naija wana eat garri so wanakula ma gari????????????????????????????? swala jinga....................
ma gari.apo……
wa naija wana eat garri
so wanakula ma gari?????????????????????????????
swala jinga………………..

jam-bo

jamboree

katoi kajinga continua....

silly

mudomo baggy
mudomo baggy

katoi kajinga continua….mama kuja unipakie mkate……………………………………..

mama na uko:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

saa ingine ma kazi zina need tu MAMASITA.sasa mimi mmoja??????? nifanye u- gatuzi wa u -pako na marangi
saa ingine ma kazi zina need tu MAMASITA.sasa mimi mmoja???????
nifanye u- gatuzi wa u -pako na marangi
hawker wa ma ndizi na ku peddle ma storo. cry au sob storo...........es........
hawker wa ma ndizi na ku peddle ma storo. cry au sob storo………..es……..mama hayupo……………..

mom

:::mimi sio peter marangi na sijui kupaka anything………………………….

perekea marangi akupakie hata permanently ukitaka

mimi hapa ni restive bread.miye ni dada ya festive bread ni ile tu sipendi party mob.i luv ku rest.kwa plate.
mimi hapa ni restive bread.miye ni dada ya festive bread ni ile tu sipendi party mob.i luv ku rest.kwa plate.
sema-ntics na sema antics.the bread story.nilianza na ma ngano.................................nikaenda bakery...........nikafika super ya nakssssss nakuwhat supa
sema-ntics na sema antics.the bread story.nilianza na ma ngano……………………………nikaenda bakery………..nikafika super ya nakssssss
nakuwhat supa
sura kama mkate.
sura kama mkate.
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Author: emalineachieng

Meet HUMOURITA! Emaline Achieng comedy blogger, humourist.,satirist a christian happily in the WORK of GOD,a Writer-:-(RELIGION),Current Affairs,Public Interests, millions of humorous,comical,satirical,,,absurd articles...stories,,,observations,,pieces,, current affairs,short takes and more. "lionel messi" wa comedienne!

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