humourita na THE WORD

kushindwa nayo???????
JESUS WENT THERE SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO.BEHOLD THE LAMB OF GOD……………………………………………………………… IT WAS FINISHED ZAMANI .YESU NI BWANA. AMEKAA AT THE RIGHT HAND OF GOD AFTER KU-CHAPA KAZI NA KUSHINDA NA A CLINICAL FINISH.

ALL the books of the universe cannot capture the WISDOM of the GOD of HEAVEN.HE muzzles the mouth of lions for the righteous.of coz ni DANIEL WAKE.HE breaks the teeth out of the mouth of the ungodly for the sake of the righteous.

DID you know rthat in HEAVEN hamna tears,,,,,,,,,,good-byes,,,,,,diseases,,,,,,,,,death,,,,,,,,,peacelessness,,,,,,,,,,,,?

BIBLIA INASEMA:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::and GOD will wipe every tear from their eyes………………………….

ANGELS watch you all the time and watch  over you at all times

PSALMS 91:11HOPE IN THE LORD ULINZI P.C. MALAIKA

UKO KWA WAR ZONE NA GOD AMEKUINULIA ULINZI F.C.AU P.C.PROTECTION CLUB YA HALI YA JUU SANA.UTAIONA HADI UONE MUNGU..EMEN.
UKO KWA WAR ZONE NA GOD AMEKUINULIA ULINZI F.C.AU P.C.PROTECTION CLUB YA HALI YA JUU SANA.UTAIONA HADI UONE MUNGU..EMEN.
THE PSALMS OF DAVID
THE PSALMS OF DAVID

OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD

ni higher than the highest

richer than the richest.silver na gold zote duniani ni zake

yeye ni WISER than all the WISEST

STRONGER than all the STRONGEST

JOEL 2:31

MUNGU BABA MUNGU MKALI

GOD IS GOOD. BUT............................... ANAWEZA PIA KUWA MBAYA YA AJABU.AS MERCILESS TO THE WICKED VIBAYA. ALIONDOA KILA MTU KWA ENZI ZA NOAH COZ WALIMWUDHI TOO MUCH........ AND........    COZ HE CAN OGOPA MUNGU ASIKUONDOE PAP!
GOD IS GOOD.
BUT………………………….
ANAWEZA PIA KUWA MBAYA YA AJABU.AS MERCILESS TO THE WICKED VIBAYA.
ALIONDOA KILA MTU KWA ENZI ZA NOAH COZ WALIMWUDHI TOO MUCH……..
AND…….. COZ HE CAN
OGOPA MUNGU ASIKUONDOE PAP!

GOD’S angels will encompass you

GOD protects HIS people the righteous with the MIGHT and MAJESTY of HEAVEN

THE 3RD HEAVEN from where HE rules over the universe with HIS ANGELS

all nations that forget GOD  shall be turned into hell

don’t invite the wrath of GOD  upon you

jua kwamba the forces of evil ziko at work overtime to destroy everything on earth na kila good thing GOD gives to you.

try to be and to stay  peaceful,,,,,,,get your hopes up,,,,,,,,resist the devil and he will flee from you,,,,,,,,,,don’t act like the devil when you go through problems……………………………………………………….show traits of GOD/Fruits of the HOLY SPIRIT…….

keep yourself out of others’ business

path ya the righteous grows brighter na brighter kila kuchao………………….

amka hadi adui aogope kuamka kwako coz anajua utajua something ya importance for that day na hange taka ujue.

KUWA MJUAJI IN GODLY ISSUES

put on the whole armour of faith………………..think like someone that is born again…….stay in peace peace is power,,,,,,,stay peaceful GOD IS WORKING.thank GOD HIS mighty power is 2 work and if you don’ feel it ,,,,it don’t mean GOD is not doing anything.

GOD will always take care of you.believe that HE is working coz HE is faithful,,,,,na ame promise ku work on your stuff.

ephesians 6:15

andaa

dont cheza na christian coz yeye ni armed and dangerous kila wakati. MUNGU HALALI NA YESU  ni COMMANDER wa vita. hautaki kuona hiyo war zone........
dont cheza na christian coz yeye ni armed and dangerous kila wakati.
MUNGU HALALI NA YESU ni COMMANDER wa vita.
hautaki kuona hiyo war zone……..

jivike maomby jifunge jivae kivita

know who you are in CHRIST

Know the power that is available for you as a christian .and be an active christian sio passive

ji twike

wewe ni prince. sio eti wewe ni joseph prince........... wewe ni mwana wa GOD KING
wewe ni prince.
sio eti wewe ni joseph prince………..
wewe ni mwana wa GOD KING
pastor prince
YESU NI MAPUMZIKO YAKO NA USALAMA WAKO.TULIA MUNGU AKO NA CHARGER.AS IN HE IS IN CHARGE
mimi ndiye prince
mimi ndiye prince
UKO KWA WARFARE.USI WORRY ,,,,,,,, SIDE YA GOD NI YA WINNERS NA UTA WIN NA USHA WIN
UKO KWA WARFARE.USI WORRY ,,,,,,,,
SIDE YA GOD NI YA WINNERS NA UTA WIN NA USHA WIN

jesus saves  wa korintho asema god

JUA kuwa uko kwa vita

know enough of the word of GOD to recognise immediately every lie from satan kisha jua the word enough to tear down strongholds za the enemy

kuna ma different poisons na ma antidote zao……….na GOD has kila antidote for poisons za shetani .hata na forgiveness ni anti dote!ikiwa una bitterness……………..

recognise the lies of satan and know enough scriptures

the devil ako alive and well

usipojua GOD’S TRUTH  the devil can lie to you and deceive you like EVE.

JOHN 10:10

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO JOHN
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO JOHN

CARTOONA

WHAT CAN YOU DO BILA GOD?
WHAT CAN YOU DO BILA GOD?

SHEPHERD LORD

WEEZY

KILA choice una make FOR GOD  affects kila mtu in your blood line na yenye hauja make  for GOD pia affects kila mmoja in your blood line…………………………

tuna authority over the devil

luke 10:19

OVERCOMER

WEWE NDIO SUMU KWA NYOKA NA SIO the  round- about .............way vile inaenda-nga.......
WEWE NDIO SUMU KWA NYOKA NA SIO the round- about ………….way vile inaenda-nga…….

yeye ako na power pekee.unless you you give the devil the authority yako through inactivity na passivity kama vile ADAM DID AKA LOSE.THEN YESU CAME AKA REGAIN IT FOR MAN-KIND.

always the devil attacks your mind na evil thoughts…………so…………………renew your mind by the word of GOD

usipo-study the word na BIBLE hauta-kuwa VICTORIOUS

GET TO KNOW GOD FOR YOURSELF,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,usi have second hand faith,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,don’t know a person that knows GOD.know HIM PERSONALLY.

emen.

MY WORD. THE WORD NI UKWELI NA .....ITANIWEKA HURU
MY WORD. THE WORD NI UKWELI NA …..ITANIWEKA HURU
ASEMA THE LORD
ASEMA THE LORD
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Author: emalineachieng

Meet HUMOURITA! Emaline Achieng comedy blogger, humourist.,satirist a christian happily in the WORK of GOD,a Writer-:-(RELIGION),Current Affairs,Public Interests, millions of humorous,comical,satirical,,,absurd articles...stories,,,observations,,pieces,, current affairs,short takes and more. "lionel messi" wa comedienne!

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