humouristo in BEWARE OF BANGI-HEADS (kariobangi headed)

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER AND FORE WARNED IS FORE ARMED

HERE IS A MANUAL  IN THE EVENT YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF IN A PLACE FULL OF BANGI HEADS/kario-bangi heads. people who want status quo to remain thus… no matter how bad it gets,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

kathallan

uki kumbuka vizuri,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

HAWA WASEE WA GOD’SPRUIT/GOD’S LAND wali kuwa  k/bangi once upon……………………………………………za kale

lakini GOD  mhamishaji shupavu GOD kama mover/s and shaker/s ataku move out and shake off u-BANGI head wote ukuondoke

aku RUNDI-KE kwingine

kuna watu in k.bangi……………………………………………………………………………….they are experts in nothingness,,,,,,,,,,,,watching other people like its a fanatic religion,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,they wake up watching other people and go to sleep,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,no they don’t sleep ,,,,,,,,,,,they continue watching,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,others to cause any harm they think.and planning con-nery and trick-ery to try and get to you with.they’re most meddlesome and very backward

it’s like a trademark of most people around k/bangi

they don’t want to do anything to change their lot and do not as well want anyone who wants change

BUT A CHANGE IS AS GOOD AS A REST

TAKE YOUR REST IN GODLAND

let sleeping dogs lie

……………………………………and they have packs of lies to distribute,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

do not be their client……………………………………………….

BUT THANK GOD THANK GOODNESS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,GOD ALISHA-JI-PANGA NA WEWE MJA WAKE LONG AGO KAMA BANGI HEADS WERE IN HIBERNATION

SUDDENLY THEY WOKE UP AND FOUND YOU GONE FAR AWAY LIKE OUR POSTER COUPLE ABOVE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

not necessarily in body but in spirit

healthy

OF COURSE THE GROUP CALLED BANGI HEADS don’t want people going………………………………………..

anywhere …………………………………………..they prefer you be as STAGNANT IN LIFE as they

are……………………………………………………….and very ready to do all that appertains to that. that you remain like them and be a bangi head like them

dont dwell on bangi heads,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,check this out

look at what matters let the biting snakes be of no consequence
look at what matters
let the biting snakes be of no consequence

So Moses made a bronze snake and put it on a pole, so that if a snake had bitten someone, when he looked at the bronze snake he lived.

do not dwell on the snake -i-ness of the bangi heads,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,they have the poison of ASPS in their mouths.prefer not to deal with their bites,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

watch out for THE BRONZE SNAKE and live(to the fullest)

uqweli
utapanda lift ya GOD whether they like it or not. kuna lift ya serpent,lift ya THE LORD  na lift yako njiani yaja

LIKE THE TWO QEEW-NERS ABOVE ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ENSURE LIKE THE AMERICAN SECRET SERVICE THOROUGHLY DOES,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ENSURE YOU LEAVE NO ENTRY INTO YOUR SPACE BY SUCH KARIOBANGI HEADS…………………………………………..

ensure they are clear of your roads like witnessed this past weekend.let them know afore hand to not even come out on to your cleared roads

let them stay at their ash-holes………………………………………………………….

ENSURE THEY FALL INTO THEIR OWN ASH-HOLES THAT THEY SO EXPERTLY DIG FOR OTHERS THEN GOD-FATHER MJANJA-rer  THAN EVERY CREATION ENSURES FULLY THAT THEY GET TO ENJOY THEIR KISIMA WALIOCHIMBA WENYEWE

GOD HAS PUT MEASURES IN PLACE TO ENSURE THE HOLE DUG FOR YOU HAS AN OWNER/OCCUPIER and that is the very dig-gee(not de-gea)

HOW COOL IS IT THAT THE OWNER OCCUPIER GET’S TO ENJOY THE HOLE THEY MEANT FOR YOU TO FALL IN?????????????????????????????????

IT’S GREAT

THEY SAY LIFE’S NOT FAIR

YEAH

ALSO GOD IS NOT FAIR BUT HE IS JUST

IF A PIT OF LEO-nora/lions is cut out for you………………………………………………………….

GOD HAS FOUND A SUITABLE TENANT TO OCCUPY THAT PIT OF LIONS APART FROM YOU

THERE IS A GOD’S ANGEL IN CHARGE OF SPECIAL PROGRAMMES………………………………………………………….(introducing angel speciale and His specialization) 

LIKE THE ANGEL THAT SHUT THE MOUTHS OF THE LIONS SO THEY DIDN’T KILL DANIEL

THE SAME ANGEL IS STILL IN EXISTENCE……………………………….

TO TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR PROGRAMMES AS GOD PLANS…for…..them……………………………………………………

IN SHORT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,BE IN GOD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and be very far away from bangi-heads……………………………..

they will drag you to the pit of bangi with them and you will be finished

prefer to watch them like some optional movie………………………………………………………………………………….

and you will reach your full potential and reach the place where GOD prepared for you

AND THEN YOU WILL FIND YOUR VERY SAFE SELF OUT OF K/bangi,,,,,,far away from the BANGI HEADS and into DREAMLAND,WONDERLAND OR ANYWHERE YOU ARE PLANTED BY GOD WHO KNOWZ HOW TO GIVE YAH BEAUTY FOR ASHES

barter trade in GOD’S PRUIT

LET THE ASH-DODS OF KARIOBANGI  KEEP AWAY FROM YOU………………………………………………………….

THEY ARE SUCH A CANCER OF DAILY LIVING

IF YOU SURROUND YOURSELF WITH THEM…………………………………………….IF YOU LET THEM NEAR YOU……………………………………………………….YOU ARE ON A FREE FALL  TO HELL…ISH…..IMO………………………….TO NOWHERE …….TO MISERY AND TO THE UN-SPEAK-ABLE

if you dont do wisely……………………………………………………..you will do misery

think big
GOD CHANGES TOTALLY.

a     CHANGE

AS GOOD AS A REST

change your peers avoiding bangi-ed-heads

BE THE CHANGE GOD WANTS TO MAKE

humourmob/a 1 000 000 000 reasons to believe

Believe it or not, I did quite a number of odd jobs before I got my footing in comedy.

There are a billion reasons to believe in every one of us!

EMEN.

here and now we talking ’bout (ameri accents???) the empowerment of women(POTUS TED TALKS)

AND THE ROLE YOU CAN PLAY IN DOING SO OR ON THE WAY TO DOING SO

* WordPress…………………………………………………………………………….’ve done the part it did coz it believed

*

HUMOUR,SARCASM,WIT,COMICS,ABSURDIA ,SATIRE,CONSTANTLY! L.O.L.
HUMOUR,SARCASM,WIT,COMICS,ABSURDIA ,SATIRE,CONSTANTLY!
L.O.L.

fresh bake-d ‘ve done the part still doing on………………………………………………………………………………….believing in this……………………………………………….

*

LANGIRI

ave done the view-er part ……………………………………………….coz he believes………………………….

*  N. america ave done their part ku believe in………………………………………………………….

n amerycar

the three countries believe in our comicratic party ‘ere @ uma mob………………………………………………………………………coz there is a reason to believe…………………………………………….

he is still in the showbiz industry managing talents.

1.       His real name is Thomas Kwaka and his Big Ted name was given to him due to his big frame( he also left here a big proclamation mark of quality)

and apa @ humourmob may we add that he believed in humourmob long before humourmob came out of the shadows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
coz  there was a reason to believe……………………………
 afro comicafrom the north to the south our fellas all over believe in H.M……………………………………………………………………………….
THE E.U
THE E.U BELIEVES IN H.M

COZ they see a 1000 000 000 reasons why not?????????????

u-ropa
u-ropa believes………………..in da comic-ratic party ……………….coz of a reason …………………………………………………………………LOL

A  few of 1 000 000 000 reasons to believe

message
in support of a girl child and her dreams………………………………………………………………………………….
believable
here at H.M i/we/others believe in what we got here @ the comicratic – party

this party don’t stop

barry
yet someone thought  that change is what you get from the shops and/or sales outlets after ????????????????????
POTUS also collects comics/aka POTUS believes in ma COMICA-s
the power of belief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!another reason to believe
the power of belief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!another reason to believe/it’s a belief validated big-ly &  big-time
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“Do not be worried and upset,” Jesus told them. “Believe in God and believe also in mejesu
BELIEVE IN HIM  WHEN HE SAYS YES NOBODY CAN SAY NO
BELIEVE IN HIM
WHEN HE SAYS YES NOBODY CAN SAY NO

erico in RUBBERSTAMP/twisted?!#$/carazy??????????

Hawayunii! Barack Obama pays tribute to Eric Omondi in GES speech

http://www.sde.co.ke/…/hawayunii-barack-obama-pays-tribute-…

Standard Digital Entertainment's photo.
anaongea about hawa wa uni hawa crazy fellas wa uni of nairobi
nd’o anasema hawa uni cos he thought they were brought allowed in the GES/GAS CHAMBERS……………..whar-ever!(since he didn’t go for them )
so he’s telling em niaje waaaaaaa sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hawa wa uni??????????????????
L.O.L.
ETI PAY TRIBUTE?????????????????????????????
in kenya payments accepted are legal tender ??????????????????????????????
so have em tribute payment?????????????????????????????????????
so this is a greeting or a tributary?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????or a rubberstamp from tha HEAVYWEIGHTS?????????????????????????????
is it a laughing matter??????????????????????????????????????????????
L.O.L…………………iondo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

humourita in RELIGION MOB/

IT’S THE GOD YOU MENTION WHILE YOU ARE PRAYING THAT REMOVES THE DEVIL ITS NOT HOW LOUD YOU TALK

YOU CAST THEM OUT BY THE WORD AND NOT HAVE INTERVIEWS WITH THEM

WHO-SO- EVER CALLS UPON THE NAME OF THE LORD SHALL BE SAVED

THE DEVIL IS A CONQUERED FOE AND IS DEFEATED FOREVER.

EMEN AND EMEN

THANK GOD FOR EX—-ING THE DEVIL AND WE THANK ARCH-ANGEL MICHAEL FOR OPERATION TIMUA SHETANI NA WALIO WAKE OUT OF HEAVEN

THE DEVIL WILL ATTACK YOUR WEALTH,MARRIAGE,FINANCES,KIDS,YOUR PEACE OF MIND,ANY PLACE HE THINKS HE CAN TAKE YOU DOWN

DEMON POWERS PERFORM THE WILL OF SATAN ON THOSE WHO ARE NOT COVERED BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS

MTAFUTE YESU PATA TRANSFUSION YA YESU NA YOU WILL BE IMMUNE TO THE DEVIL

YOU MAY LIVE IN A WITCH INFESTED OR DEMON INFESTED PLACE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

WE WILL TELL YOU THE SECURITY MEASURES GOD PUT IN PLACE TO ENSURE THE ACCURSED(satan and his wafanyi kazi)NEVER ACHIEVE THEIR EVIL OBJECTIVES WHERE GOD’S PEOPLE ARE

UKIISHI KWA WITCH INFESTED KAMBI………………………………………….GOD ATAKUJENGEA FORTRESS AKUWEKE HUMO IITWAYO REGION OF GOSHEN

EVERY BAD THING HATA IKIFANYIKA MUNGU WI  ENSURE HAIKUFIKII KWA REGION OF GOSHEN

do everything while you are resting in GOD

DON’T MAKE THINGS HAPPEN AHEAD OF GOD’S TIMING

ENJOY WHERE YOU ARE AT ON THE WAY TO WHERE YOU ARE GOING.EMEN

RESTING IN GOD IS AN IMPORTANT THING TO LEARN HOW TO DO

WORK TO ENTER GOD’S REST/STRIVE TO ENTER GOD’S REST

IF YOU ARE OUT GET BACK IN

IF YOU ARE IN STAY GOD’S REST STAY THERE

EPH     1:19-20

NET Bible
and what is the incomparable greatness of his power toward us who believe, as displayed in the exercise of his immense strength.

Ephesians 1:  20     Amplified Bible    (AMP)

20

 Which He exerted in Christ when He raised Him from the dead and seated Him at His [own] right hand in the heavenly [places],

 

HEB 1:3

New Living Translation
The Son radiates God’s own glory and expresses the very character of God, and he sustains everything by the mighty power of his command. When he had cleansed us from our sins, he sat down in the place of honor at the right hand of the majestic God in heaven.HE RESTED.EMEN.

GOD SAT DOWN JESUS AT HIS RIGHT HAND

satan HAS BEEN PUT IN his  FINAL PLACE OF DEFEAT WITH ALL his failure minions and cohorts and agents and all the evil people of this failure kingdom.planet of the fails

you CAN REST IN GOD WHILE STILL DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING

YOU ARE DOING WHAT YOU CAN DO/ WHAT GOD HAS GIVEN YOU THE GRACE TO DO.BUT THE REST YOU CAN’T LEAVE IN GOD’S HANDS IN GOD’S TIMING NA ATATENDA

JOHN 10:10

New    International    Version
The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.

New    Living    Translation
The thief’s purpose is to steal and kill and destroy. My purpose is to give them a rich and satisfying life./AMA A REST IN OTHER WORDS

ITS TRAGIC FOR JESUS TO HAVE DONE WHAT HE DID THEN YOU FINISH UP IN NOWHERE

GOD WANTS YOU TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE.LET YOUR INNER MAN ALWAYS HAVE A VACATION NO MATTER WHAT IS ON THE OUTSIDE

YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO END UP WHERE YOU START OUT

EMEN

BE SEATED IN GOD ENTER GOD’S REST.STAND AGAINST THE ENEMY WALK WITH GOD,GIVE GOD PRAISE

GOD OFFERS US A SABBATH REST.KWA YESU KUNA RAHA

IF YOU ARE IN GOD DON’T WORRY WHAT THE REST THINK OF YOU.ITS GOD ONLY THAT MATTERS.GOD WILL FAVOUR YOU

PRAY AND ASK HIM TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.WHILE YOU LEAN ON HIM

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW AND DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW.KNOWLEDGE IS PROGRESSIVE

HAVE AND DEAL WITH LIFE’S CIRCUMSTANCES IN A GODLY WAY

YOU CANNOT FORCE OR MAKE PEOPLE TO LOVE GOD.IF GOD CAN’T FORCE OR PREVENT  PEOPLE/SOMEBODY WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN?

WE ARE PARTNERS WITH GOD.YOU CAN’T DO GOD’S PART.NEVER LET MASHETANI WATU EVIL’D PEOPLE REMOVE YOU FROM GOD’S REST AND TAKE YOU TO THEIR EVILNESS

BEWARE OF THEM.

WE WILL TELL YOU MORE ABOUT SUCH PEOPLE WE KNOW THEM AND GOG(did seer see a mistake! here GOG MAHALI PA GOD?)WE ARE TALKING ABOUT GOD.HE PUT IN US THE APPS TO RECOGNISE THEM AND THEIR EVIL’D NESS DHIDI YAKO

BEWARE!

HEB 4:3

New American Standard Bible
For we who have believed enter that rest, just as He has said, “AS I SWORE IN MY WRATH, THEY SHALL NOT ENTER MY REST,” although His works were finished from the foundation of the world.

 

humourmob/transparent/ham(rm)nazo

HAM IS ME THIS IS HAM
HAM IS ME
THIS IS HAM

kujitia hamnazo    ??????   nazo?????????????????

yeah*!

ndipo sa this and that peeps wanajitia hamnazo

like the ignorance is bliss

wa kids peeps wa uni de nairobi wana tishia kujitia hamnazo and do their  worst

HAM NAYO
HAM NAYO!HAM NAZO!…. am babu——–schka

O-wino.

mark the word wino

ako na wino mingi for writing things hamnazo!

what wasted ink???????????

(HARM NAZO)

harm nazo!

starting with voluntary death vso jitolee(be on the watch for the uon peeps aka volunteers on a suicide mission)

they be transmitted to nigeria/lie-beria to deal with ebola

its still voluntary dying only in another circumstance? FOR GOOD

they do go climb everest (a good cause)and die trying???????? voluntary therapy?

(die-hard)

they go hungry in tur-cana(in galilee)??????????and die?????voluntarily?

so they ‘ll pee????????

pee za????????????????????? for what?

pizza????????????????
eti pizza????????????????

enouff   OF

BABU-SCHKA
BABU-SCHKA waste of wino

transparent

humourmob/transparent
humourmob/transparent

OPPOSITE OF TRANSPARENT

kajingalisti????????????

wha’z tha opposite of transparent????????????????????????????????????

trans baba
trans baba??????????
the silly-cians
the silly-cians
trans mama??????
trans mama??????*^$@!
trans willy tuva(mzazi)
trans willy tuva(mzazi)
ni O.P.E.C??????
ni O.P.E.C ??????
TRANS PARENTLESS???????????????????????????? maybe???
TRANS PARENTLESS???????????????????????????? maybe???
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tis trans children!!@#$%^&*
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 trans children!!@#$%^&*

UMA MOB IN RUBBERSTAMP

omon -di
THESE OMO———NDY PEOPLE ARE THE ONES BORN WHEN OMO WAS THE ONE AND ONLY CLEANSER

and thus the name omo……………..??????????????

another rubberstamp toka kwa a class act apa

ni tick.

…………………’;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,,,,,,,,,!~@!#$%^&^*&*asiyejua maana haambiwi maana

ma ana are gals called so.        many………………………………………………………………………..

uma mob/u ginger

u ginger ni ku meza kibe ritty na  ku jitia tumbo-joto

meza match sio shinda match
meza match sio shinda match

don’t think like one who wants to destroy bugs with strong tea coz  they think its strong enough to kill bugs/coz it has the word strong in it

its just strong enough to turn colourless into brown liquid

quota::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::QUOTE

HAPPINESS does not come from doing easy work but from the after glow of satisfaction that comes after the achievement of a difficult task that demanded our best

YOUR BLESSING IS ALREADY READY

YOU”LL GET IT WHERE YOU ARE GOING

ALWAYS REMEMBER:::::::::::::::::::::

There are enemies at work to destroy you.

uma mob/

silly cians………………………………………..

ave you ever seen a pine tree??????????????????????????????

yeah!

a tree with a porcupine climbing

pork you pine
pork you pine

and what is a spiked drink silly ciansssssssssssssssssssss????????????????????????????????????????

pine tree

other queries aask the porcupine

he has spikes????????????????????

he spikes stuff??????????????????????????

mr spike-r saa!

uma mob/magic?maji’k?

oti magic is:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

magic/ji'k is liquid.things watery!
magic/ji’k is liquid.things watery!things added water

maji maji maji’k???????????????