humour MOB IN BRITAIN

LONG LIVE THE QUEENS FOREVER  D....pass .K...........a present .C...the future
LONG LIVE THE QUEENS FOREVER
.D….pass
.K………..a present
.C…the future
up-to the guinness book of records the most.............................................................................!
up-to the guinness book of records
the most…………………………………………………………………..!

humourmob/// miss-star bean

mister bin
mister bin
mr protein
so he uses himself to cook githeri????????? he is an ingredient in his succotash iz he a cannibal?????????? he eats himself????????????????????????????? the meal guy???????????

laden

he uses his self to cook his succotash
he uses his self to cook his succotash..and the pan is so bean laden
hata waja-ca got swag a loooooooooooottttt!!!!!
hata waja-ca got swag a loooooooooooottttt!!!!!

bin

mr bean is dumped in that bin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bean bag
la   protein-a   latina   bean-a 

HUMOUR-MOB IN BRITAIN/humourmob……………………Bri-tease—royal-ty

HUMOUR MOB IN THE GREAT BRITAIN……………………………………………………………………

HUMOURMOB IN THE U.K
HUMOURMOB IN THE U.K


the prince
the prince

now that the bri-tease  raw-y’all tea have gotten an heir

the heir loom here looming larger than life
the heir -loom here looming larger than life…………………….

AND a  spare

am i a spare part? ata you-kiwa princess/this prince is ess
am i a spare part?
ata you-kiwa princess/this prince is ess

it is time ripe for a BONUS…………../BONAS??????????

who wants problems and pro-blames…………………………………….harry hurry to sin city for cre-SHIDA bonus (bonus problems)………. bone ass!!!!!!!!!!! urghhhhhhh!!!!

PRINZ HARRY hurry  IN A HARRY-ER         

PRINZE HARRI IN A HARRI-ER
PRINZE HARRI IN A HARRI-ER/CARRIER

WANNA CARRIER SOME BONAS TO THA BONASTERY

YEAH A PRINZE IZ TO PALACE AS A BONAS IS TO  BONASTERY

and a pet terrier nickname bonas-terrier

dogma

uma mob loooooooooooooovveeeeeeees da brits
uma mob loooooooooooooovveeeeeeees da britease brits

humourmob/loo-gha mob

keeping up with the english-ians
keeping up with the english-ians

shoot for the moon ,,,even if you miss,,,,,you”ll land among the stars

and fight the star wars

miss man-deeeeeeeeeeeeeee

if u want to take it to tha next level,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,invest into it//////////////////////////le canadienne?????????

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

invest in it?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

a ka hope gal apo……………………………………………………..17 hours in tha plane…………………………………………………….

???????????????????????????????????????????????

be it????????? 17 hourz on the plane????????????????????????????????????????????

cooooooooooobeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………………………………………….

eti …even ….maddox came to physically apologise to tha prezzoe!!!!!

and how do you do that?????????????????????????????????

is it weeping ki peter???????????????????????

literally cry at the feet of so and so?

lez just peter out of  this one

another one ………………………………………………………….

throw down???????????????????

so   ::;       throwdown iz to invite people for a banquet like belshazaar’s party to wine dine ??????????????????????? so she sez!

throwdown si iz  to vomit down????????????????????????????????

on tha floor?????????????????????????????????

who knowz??????

MBIO ZA SAKAFUNI??????????????????????????????????????

mbio za sakafuni,,,,,,,,,,, uliza floor manager!!!!!……..they don’t ishia ukingoni nowadays!

so if throwdown is an invite to partake,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,wen the lord ‘n’ n tha 12 students(not stupid)…………….sat down ku-mega/ku-u-mega m-kate(no middleton ere)

did good lord say you 12 diziplez all invited for a throwdown???????????????????in an up-stairs room?

no.

lisha  looghaquery……………………………………………………………………so thoze corn rows on the head ????? hair???

do you plant them corn seeds on the head  for them to develop corn rows on the head of hair????????????????????????

hair food?

u-ji-nga is calling a style corn rows yet there’s no corn in sight

so soon we get to get corn beef

corn–ed hair

corn oil??????????

cali-corn-ia

corn----err.

FRESH BAKE’d………………………………….Teens Online Safety Workshop

We held the inaugural Teens online safety workshop on 22nd August, which was attended by teens and parents. Here is a recap.

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Focus on the counties

Nairobi

The National Assembly’s extension of the timelines to pass key Constitutional Bills is not new. Read more here.

Nakuru
‘Wanjiku of the Constitution’ is not happy with its implementation. Monica Wangui Kamau a Mau Mau veteran, expresses her disappointments here.

Mombasa

“Do not be fooled to take  (MRC) oaths and start fighting the government”, Hon. Rashid Bendzimba,  Kisauni MP warned the youth. Get the whole story here.

Kisumu

The Auditor General’s assessment of the Kisumu County Assembly records, has revealed anomalies in the Assembly’s expenditure for the 2013/2014 financial year. Find the story here.

Garissa
North Eastern residents took to the streets over education crisis. To read  more follow this link.

Internet Freedoms

Was Mutahi Ngunyi’s apology to the LUO NATION on twitter sufficient? Follow the story here.

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Job 3:12-13 (I Wish I’d Never Been Born)

GOD’S TIME IS THE BEST TIMING.GOD’S JUSTICE IS THE BEST JUSTICE

THE RIVER WALK

JOB 3

Why was I laid on my mother’s lap? Why did she nurse me at her breasts? Had I died at birth, I would now be at peace. I would be asleep and at rest. Job 3:12-13 (NLT)

Read: Job 1, Job 2, Job 3, I Corinthians 14:1-17, Psalms 37:12-29, Proverbs 21:25-26

Relate: Life is full of suffering. Some understand this more acutely than others. Sometimes the pain of living can be so great it causes the individual to wish for life to be over. The only answer seems to be the reprieve death offers. Job was a man that could relate to this feeling. He had literally lost everything short of his very life. In his sorrow, Job refused to curse God, but he definitely expressed his anguish, and he clearly had no answers to explain why God allowed him to experience great turmoil.

React: The remarkable part of this story is not that…

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HUMOURISTI-C-ASS::::::::::::::::::in……….:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::theatre of the absurd/sugar-ita

THE LORDS OF POVERTY…………………………………….mercy kini/masikini

vs

the HIGH PRIESTS OF CORRUPTION.……………………………………….niko juu tu sanaaaaaaaa

a deadly mix of two some …. ‘moto pamba’

wasee that can un-see-ably steal tha minerals in tha mineral water and you’ll never know………tice……………………….

artificial shortage ya sukari tata

affair’e d’etat,,,,,,,,,,,,,,sukari ‘guru’……………….tha sugar belt and tha sugar babes………………………………………………….

wenye loans mob who we will call Loan-s-arigo……………………………………..

achana na musikari kombo kuna saga tata apa ya ‘Ma-sukari Combo’

combination ya biz-na,mambo mob……foreign ruler,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,am a ruler……..deals sour sour,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,madeni ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,sweet nothings,,,,,,,,,,,,,,eti to export beef to yuu ganda,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,willy pole+bar hat-ty wata do??????????????

they do beef

fresh ground beef……………………………….all tha tyme

gospel they left for tha disciples na petero,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

humourmob/humour-more

  HUMOUR mingi and music “talent” ????

wimbo  si daima mimi m-kenya by ??????????????????

kiwi

NYEUSI ya rangi ya KIWI

LIP-ITA
LIP-ITA

NA NYEKUNDU NI YA LIPSTICK

KIJANI NI YA LIME JUICE,milkia

NYEUPE YA THELUJI

daima mimi m-kenya na mi si mzalendoooo

mzalendo ni kibunja/kibunjia

 silly student oti  with always  a silly answer

mamba kijani
mamba kijani aka green mamba
teacher : oti where do you live??
o.t…………..in a house.sir.

teacher::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
and now oti to check if you’ve learnt anything about our environment and nature
have you ever seen a green mamba????????
o.t……………………yes sir
where?????
o.t……………..at the snake park kwa museum
teacher: so where do you find a mamba?????????????????
o.t…………………..in the lake sir!

the teacher: query is ……..where does a green mamba live ?????????????????
oti thinking…………………..{.if i live in a house ………………………………
then a green mamba lives in a green house}
o.t answer…………………………………a green mamba lives in a green house sir!
a green houze!
a green houze!

3. ……………………………………………………………….meaning of  “NICE” biscuits

be nice always nice
be nice always nice
a gal pal of her pal:::::woooooooooooowwwwwwww! you look nice ::::::::::: nice dress
her gal pal:::::::::::::::::eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.eti nakaa kama biscuit????????????? ya nice??
bisquit-o dress
bisquit-o dress
4.
   complaints  nazo……………………..
i am a complain ant
i am a complain ant.tha ant from ant-werp!/snider’s tha name
oooooooooooo siku hizi maisha imepanda ooooooooooooooooooo eti nowadays maisha imepanda sana the cost of living is high

(snide…r)………….si waishi kwa shimo basi wapate uko basi LOW cost of living?
mnasema bei za vitu vime panda na hata sijaona kung-fu panda around hapa!!!!!!!!!!!

5. 
Qu-elewa ma ads  ni gumu! 
ma ads……………………ikionyesha unga iliyo kuwa
FORTIFIED
wa silly-cians wauliza……………………………………..
silly-cia…………………………….eti siku hizi ziko fortified?????????????????
ivi ni kusema zime jengewa kuta na ku-ekwa kwa fortress??????????
havitapatikana dukani tena???????????????????
ime add-iwa forty/fort-i-fied???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

kuekewa forty

fortified paka fort G-zus?

humourmob/SOFA-paka!

inspired by a fictional mugabe’s cat pet called A BOB CAT

HUMOURITA

I AM A COOL CATZZ IN A COM-FY SOFTY SOFA!I AM A COOL CATZZ IN A COM-FY SOFTY SOFA!

sofa-PAKA!
cat on a sofa!
not so-far from you!

to all our esteemed brethren who may not know who,what,where,,… SOFAPAKA!!!! izzz…

sofacatz

here’s tha cat sitting on that IKEA designer sofa!

in short (sio schoolkidzz—in shorts,,, or insp.mwala ka-short?)

in short,,,,,…..

that sofa resting feline iz SOFA-PAKA!

‘f coz yu thought it’s some team?????????

aight???????????????????

nah………..it ain’t

it’s just a band………!!!!!!!!!!

NO………..!   it’s just a cat

coti-cat

…………………………it’s fur style/hair style iz a bob cut

and they got coats too

thiz bob cats!!!!!!!!!!!

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