HUMourITA:ETHNIC JOKES? A DEBATE? — emalineachieng -HUMOURITA!

DA GREAT DEBATE::RS CONtest.

coz wana steal tests;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; julie ushuru and arimus media yanawaletea KIDZZZZZZZZZZ CON-TESTS

,,,,,,,,,so lez see how conning they are them high school kidz, presenting……………….

ETHNIC JOKES AND STEREO TYPES IN COMEDY SHOULD BE OUT LAWED

YES NAKUBALIANA THEY SHOWCASE SHALLOW–LITY–MEN–TALITY THAT KENYANS ONLY FIND HUMOUR IN ETHNIC JOKES??????A KIDZZZZ SAYZ […]

via HUMourITA:ETHNIC JOKES? A DEBATE? — emalineachieng -HUMOURITA!

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humourmobs:d.j.mow,FOLLY,samson’s grabbed weave,UGONJWA WA MZUNGU

 

 

 

Loogha-rythms

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d.j.mow

 

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..Humourmob/D.J.MO?,,,,,,,d.j.mow

Do you see the guy using that lawn mower ?

Of coz you are not daley blind and of cos you see msee

that lawn mowing guy is called d.j. mow

That “peep” mowing tha lawn is “sakata-ring” rhumba of “fyeka-ring” “NYASI-NSKI”?

MOW will finish mo-ing//mow-ing then burn that mow-d-grass in MO-FAYA

Mow-faya a.k.a.bon-fire

(katika sakata ya mo-faya)!

 

2

..Umamob in folly NGUVU

2.a* Folly is to go building your website using NGUVU CEMENT

2.b* And Folly is going to the SPA to eat SPAGHETTI

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3

…The white one’s sickness also known as:::::::::::::::UGONJWA YA MZUNGU:::::::::::::-HAIELEWEKI HATA!

:::::::::::::::::

SEVERE DELUSIONAL PARA-NORMAL PSYCHOSIS,

he is a casualty within his reality, killed first with the mind.

Some truths are like stranger than fiction.

UGONJWA WA MZUNGU HII HAPA

 

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4….

.Umamob/ WeAve…,,,a,,, WEAVE… is grabbed

THE SAMSON -ite ————-WEAVE HEAVY DUTY STRONG WEAVE

Here iS a weave of such strength,,durability made of strong flame retardant,barber-retardant,,,,,,SAMSON-ITE

 

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kaa rada! they will mow your hair.pap!

 

Uncut…………………………… and finally cut and put under receivership by dada delilah na con men wenzake

THE Samson-ite heavy duty head gear

Wenye wivu /(twisted) waji-nyonge

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5……..!@#$%^&*

GOOD EDITORIAL CARTOONISTS ARE TRICKY TO COME BY BECAUSE CARTOONING CALLS FOR A RARE MIX OF SKILLS

  • A good editorial cartoonist is an artist, a journalist-ertainer, and an entertainer all at the same time
  • Try to add value to the news instead of just depicting the news
  • Only a handful are SATIRICAL,,ORIGINAL,,HARD-HITTING,,AND HUMOROUS

THERE’S

  • GADO-KENYA
  • Zapiro –south Africa
  • Ali dilemin-algeria
  • Tayo fatunla –nigeria

WHAT MAKES A GOOD EDITORIAL CARTOONIST?

  • A good cartoonist should have a unique drawing style and ability to conceptualise clear and original messages.
  • Them,,yes….. them,, should be able to say,,pictorially,something that is worth saying
  • And if them ,,,,,can do so with HUMOUR,,,,so much the better.
  • BUT OF COURSE IT IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!

 

 

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HUMOUR-ISTIANO

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HUMourITA:ETHNIC JOKES? A DEBATE?

                                              DA GREAT        DEBATE::RS CONtest.

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EMMAMOB & HUMOURMOB GALACTICOS / GA-LAUGH-TICOS!@#? DON’T ……..TO ETHNIC-OLOGY  JOKES

 

coz wana steal tests;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;julie  ushuru and arimus media yanawaletea KIDZZZZZZZZZZ  CON-TESTS ,,,,,,,,,so lez see how conning they are them high school kidz,

presenting……………….

ETHNIC JOKES AND STEREO TYPES IN COMEDY  SHOULD BE OUT LAWED

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YES NAKUBALIANA  THEY SHOWCASE SHALLOWLITYMENTALITY

THAT KENYANS ONLY FIND HUMOUR IN ETHNIC JOKES??????A KIDZZZZ SAYZ ATI KENYANZ AZ WE KNOW ONLY FIND HUMOUR IN ETHNIC JOKES SO WHY SHOOD WE NOT DO THEM ETHNICOS???????????

HUMOURMOB GA-LAUGH-TICOS.…….Image result for A PIC OF ONE LAUGHING ILLUSTRATION….taf-rija na ……LAUGH-RIJA CONSTANTLY

 

 

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laugh out louder,,,,,,,,,,,,constantly

 

TOMORROW 21 st…BAKE DIGITAL TRAINING @ STRATHMORE UNIVERSITY

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UMAMOB/OKOKA?e.t.c….

KRISTIAJOKE:

 

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laughter mob constantly

 

 

GUY 1::::::::I WANT TO BE SAVED

PASTOR–IZED:::::::::::::::::::::::::YEA I THINK YOU SHOULD BE

GUY NEXT::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::YOU WANNA BE SAVED

KWENI WE NI PESA?

HAVEN’T YU SEEN THEM BANKS AND THEM SAVED STUFF GO DOWN DRAINS?????

OR YU WANNA BE SAVED SO NDIO UITWE   SAVINGS????????????????

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LIZABETH BANKS

 

THEY DON’T USE MY DOUGH THEY KEEP ME ENTERTAINED……………………………..

 

 

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ALLAN KIUNA:::::::::::::::::::::YU WILL NEVER SHINE UNTIL YU RISE

 

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like father like son………………………………and LIKE FARTHER,,,,,,,,LIKE SUN

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journalists are supposed to say the august house
yet they say it as the oga’s house
so the bunge is in naija-ria?
vera going to naija world is nige-rear?
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PIGA KURA.COM

humourmob/TYPO-errorS!@#$%^&*

 

 

HUMOURMOB CONSTANTLY!

 

 

 

RAILA

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AMOLO TINGA NA MPIRA AMOLO NA MPIRA

‘KITENDA WILI??????????”

TEGWA!

“MSEE KIPARA AMEINGIA,”,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

JIBU SILLY :::::::::::::::::::::::

“OPARA-NYA!”

AMOLO TINGA SEZ………………NIKO NA TINGA TINGA TALES MOB KAMA HE-HE!

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UPARA-NYA

 

SWALA SILLY::::::::::::::::::::::::::;WENYE UPARA/OPARA WANAKUWANGA WAMEENDA OPARA-TION

imagine a typo will leave RAILA a mere RAIA.

RAIA WA KAWAIDA TU

 

the l ime grab-biwa ki typo

 

 

 

 

cereal

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am cereal /CYRIL ramaphosa now@#$%&!

eti cereal ramaphosa

he the breakfast cereals guy????????

but cereal is weetabix?

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pic of mg.co.za.,,,….——-cyril /si-real ramaphosa! fake ones too?

 

 

 

TAKE  JAKAYA KIKWETE

A TYPO ERROR TURNS HIM INTO A DISABLED GUY PAP

jakaya  MW(r)ISHO KIWETE

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MzE  JAKAYA KIWETE pap!

 

 

jakaya kiwete amekula down..not down’s syndrome by the way

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rob@ downy jr.pa ha!

 

 

take bernard mwinzi

 

Believe the truth panel

 

a TYPO ERROR just turns him into a MWIZI PAP!

FOR NO REASON………………………………….

….thaz if tha typo error  stealz tha N……..which typoz grab pap!

 

 

 

JITU MUIGAI

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how do you hear it????mi naisikia-nga eti JITU MUIGAI.siskii tha other  part!@#$%^&*?

 

 

 

Attack:?!@#$%^&*

ATTACK MOB IN HUMOUR MOB: INSPEKTA MWALA:kweni inspekta mwala alikaa tumboni HALF-TIME PEKEE??????????????????? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,JUST asking?????

 

 

 

NAKUAMBIA SIKU YENYE TERRY ANNE ATAKUA vegeterian akulage greens na leafy-ies,,,,,,,,
iyo siku si atakuwa
VEGE-TERRY-ANNE! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,……….                      .YEAH RIGHT?

 

UJINGA NI KUWEKA A BOOK KWA CUP BOARD THEN UNA SAY YOU ARE A BOOK -KEEPER yu dont keep books of accounts pwa ha !

 

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WRITE DADA’S AND LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD

FRESH BAKE’D stuff en april

Hello,

Hope this finds you well. As you continue voting for your favourite blogs to win the Kenyan Blog Awards, we are back to make your Friday that much more awesome. Check these out;

 

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on the day that you will find the eater eating outside that simply means not eating inside any building that is EATING OUT AND if u are discovered eating outside then that is the discovery platform

Xpose,

an Event-planning & Management Company, have been our loyal sponsors and are on board to sponsor the Kenyan Blog Awards 2016 yet again, for the fourth year running. Read more about the sponsorship.

 

From the Archives

Blogging is not easy. Once you embark on the journey, every post is an achievement. That is why you should celebrate the smallest milestones

 

The web hosting service you use on your websites matter a lot. Since it is the key to the success of your website, you need to think long and hard before making a decision.

 

Even your old posts can drive traffic to your blog if shared the right way. Here are a few tips on how to promote your old blog posts.

 

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If you own a car, this is one piece of baby gear you should purchase long before your water breaks; it doesn’t make sense to buckle up as an adult driver and gamble on your child’s safety.

 

Here’s a question: Should your Facebook URL, Twitter handle, or Business domain name be a descriptor of what you do, or are you better off with some truncated, not-yet-used, version of your name?

 

“I was skydiving. Just like that. I was flying around like a bird. I was on top of the world literally.” How about you. Ever thought about Skydiving?

 

From the name, it may not sound sweet but it is. The combination of fruits used plus the honey, gives it all the sweetness it needs. We’re talking about the Sugarless Carrot Cake

 

Have a sweet weekend.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“If you can shave your eye-brows completely and draw them back with an eye pencil, don’t ask for money to do your hair. You can equally shave your head bald and draw the weave of your choice.“ Nigeria Proverb

‪#‎TMK‬ ‪#‎KISS‬ A CRAZY ONE FROM A CRAZY ONE JO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We hope you had a fabulous week. We hope too that you’ve taken the time to vote for your favourite blog in the 2016 Kenyan Blog Awards. Voting is ending soon so go and vote here blogawards.co.ke/vote and vote vote vote!
 
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Happy reading and have a relaxing weekend.

humourmob/sauti shawl

haya basi

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MA ADS ON THA TELLY

CUSSONS

ETI A Cussons gift bag

that has  a CD of a LULLABY

so me not wanting to be left behind

i just knit a shawl? who

what?                    when?

kashona a shawl

with them songz of the sauti sol knitted into them shawl ki-digitally

songzzzzz in that shawll especially for tha spoilt modern bratkid who thinks image iz everything

of coz tha shawl iz called sauti SHAWLImage result for a shawl  illustration

Inaimbia tha kid:

“sura yako ni zuri baibyyyyyy” ni zuri la laaaaaa…..

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“surabaya is indonesia wewe”

you see any sura?there? others are called nameless and this baby here iz faceless

 

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UMA MOB POROJO MOB/HUMOUR-INHO

ON THE WAY/IN THE OVEN

HUMOURMOB
1.milkshake
2.strike
3.sauti shawl
4.d.j.mo/a.k.a.(d.j.mow)

HUMOURMOB
*  g-LAUGH-itti
* national geog-LAUGHIC- channel

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UJINGA:ni kuenda kwa hard ware to buy some soft-ware.

* m-TOUGH-iti apa,,,,,MTAFITI TENA M-TOUGH–ITI
* humour-inho (jose HU-MOUR-inho)
* craz-iesta/iniesta/COMEDI-ESTA

 

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HARD targets: are like you can’t HUNT what you can’t KILL!@#$%^*?

GEMS:
1.CREATIVE LEADERS EMERGE AND RE-CHARGE
2.INCREASE YOUR WORTH. BE PRICE-LESS
3.MUTOKO CARO:   USE HUMOUR TO PUT ACROSS IMPORTANT MESSAGES
4.HUMOUR .MOB    :    re-charging the  humour sector
5.Don Colbert says “let food be your medicine”
6.King Solomon says “laughter is the best medicine”
GEMS :
1.sometimes a setback may be the very thing you need to save you. VERY TRUE
2.if the chicken’s egg cracks the palm kernel………………………
………………………………………..The grinding stone is put to shame

 

3.Leave it with that LILLI-PUTIAN mentality and people of that kind
4.when GOD wants to elevate HIS NAME and SHOW OFF,,,,,,,,,,may GOD use you.
5.there is a God in Heaven,,refuse trash,dirt,mediocrity.refuse to accept it from the enemy.

7. with every mistake,,,a nugget of wisdom

is instilled

8.be wiser today,than you were yesterday

9.be a person of value.then be a person of values

GEMS:

you should know the people you deal with.

GEMS:

you should know the people you deal with.

Appropriate reading of body language is a valuable source of information,,,especially information about emotions,,intentions,,and overt behaviours.

People only throw stones at a tree laden with FRUIT.not a barren one.

they fight you because they know you are FORMIDABLE

DO not have idle time to worry about the demons in other people’s souls or minds: (A.N)

 

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