UMA MOB POROJO MOB/HUMOUR-INHO

ON THE WAY/IN THE OVEN

HUMOURMOB
1.milkshake
2.strike
3.sauti shawl
4.d.j.mo/a.k.a.(d.j.mow)

HUMOURMOB
*  g-LAUGH-itti
* national geog-LAUGHIC- channel

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UJINGA:ni kuenda kwa hard ware to buy some soft-ware.

* m-TOUGH-iti apa,,,,,MTAFITI TENA M-TOUGH–ITI
* humour-inho (jose HU-MOUR-inho)
* craz-iesta/iniesta/COMEDI-ESTA

 

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HARD targets: are like you can’t HUNT what you can’t KILL!@#$%^*?

GEMS:
1.CREATIVE LEADERS EMERGE AND RE-CHARGE
2.INCREASE YOUR WORTH. BE PRICE-LESS
3.MUTOKO CARO:   USE HUMOUR TO PUT ACROSS IMPORTANT MESSAGES
4.HUMOUR .MOB    :    re-charging the  humour sector
5.Don Colbert says “let food be your medicine”
6.King Solomon says “laughter is the best medicine”
GEMS :
1.sometimes a setback may be the very thing you need to save you. VERY TRUE
2.if the chicken’s egg cracks the palm kernel………………………
………………………………………..The grinding stone is put to shame

 

3.Leave it with that LILLI-PUTIAN mentality and people of that kind
4.when GOD wants to elevate HIS NAME and SHOW OFF,,,,,,,,,,may GOD use you.
5.there is a God in Heaven,,refuse trash,dirt,mediocrity.refuse to accept it from the enemy.

7. with every mistake,,,a nugget of wisdom

is instilled

8.be wiser today,than you were yesterday

9.be a person of value.then be a person of values

GEMS:

you should know the people you deal with.

GEMS:

you should know the people you deal with.

Appropriate reading of body language is a valuable source of information,,,especially information about emotions,,intentions,,and overt behaviours.

People only throw stones at a tree laden with FRUIT.not a barren one.

they fight you because they know you are FORMIDABLE

DO not have idle time to worry about the demons in other people’s souls or minds: (A.N)

 

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JANJA NA JANJA-URE CREATIONS INC.
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Author: emalineachieng

Meet HUMOURITA! Emaline Achieng comedy blogger, humourist.,satirist a christian happily in the WORK of GOD,a Writer-:-(RELIGION),Current Affairs,Public Interests, millions of humorous,comical,satirical,,,absurd articles...stories,,,observations,,pieces,, current affairs,short takes and more. "lionel messi" wa comedienne!

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