humourmob/u-tan? u-turn?

due to the white guys  love for the “tan”…

 

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Humour.Mob. takes the tan and the turn? and the obsession to turn “tan” by the whites.

 

 

Humourob/u-turn

You tan?

U turn?

nowadays  u-turn imetoka kwa barabara and imerudi mwilini(u-turn has gone out of the road and onto human bodies…as u-TAN)

eti the wazungus do turn?

yes.they turn from white to a dark brown-ish tan

They tan

So they use that shoe polish the dark tan??

Is tanning for peeps or animals?

“the tanning” of animal hides and skins?

So can’t  they go live and TAN permanently in TAN-zania?

that TAN country?

 

 

 

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a guy throwing TAN -trums

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HUMOURMOB/DEMON???strations!

kenya has been witnessing weekly demonstrations,,,and other picketing services offered by err.. not really cool peeps, but as a result of the demos and the demo tapes that escort such demos later on tee vee,

humourmob demon? or demonstrations was birthed.

angel-strations is simply fighting or demonstrating ,only on the knees and sending supplications to GOD in a quiet,non-picketing way

 

 

IS THE OPPOSITE OF DEMONSTRATIONS???????????

 

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demonstrations!underway. (does it mean demons at work?) no  

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ANGEL-STRATIONS?

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ANGEL–STRATION..picketing but in a supplication to GOD way.that is you demonstrate or take the troubles to GOD in Prayer

(image:-pinterest.com)

 

 

 

 

humourmob/folly’s think tank!

1.  In ujinga Mob think tank…..
  a . Opposites!

Opposite ya…   

tu…no   i     is

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Tu….yes  I !                                             ( pic from STANDARD digital)

 
2. In ujinga think tank….comet!

 

 

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COMET COUNTY IN THE SKIES AND IN SPACE (Picture  COURTESY, NASA)

  ***     kama hapa Kenya tunayo *bomet* county
  Does it mean in space kunayo *COMET* county??¿??

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IN SPACE THEY GOT COMET COUNTY!


 

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the bench…..!@#$%^&*

  Satire……
  Eti rawal Na tunoi banned from sitting on the bench???????????????????
  Kwani ni koinange amewakataza ????
  So bench zote ni za koinange????éeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
  Na benchmark ni birthmark ya bench?????

in ujinga mob query???????????

 

 

 

 
  4.

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mtaka cha mvunguni has grabbed the mvunguni space!PAP!

Eti wahenga walisema mtaka cha mvunguni sharti ainame?????
  Move over wahenga
  Modern version ni……….
  Mtaka cha mvunguni ni undertaker
  Taking things from under the mvunguni,,,,grab mvunguni!