HUMourITA:ETHNIC JOKES? A DEBATE?

                                              DA GREAT        DEBATE::RS CONtest.

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EMMAMOB & HUMOURMOB GALACTICOS / GA-LAUGH-TICOS!@#? DON’T ……..TO ETHNIC-OLOGY  JOKES

 

coz wana steal tests;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;julie  ushuru and arimus media yanawaletea KIDZZZZZZZZZZ  CON-TESTS ,,,,,,,,,so lez see how conning they are them high school kidz,

presenting……………….

ETHNIC JOKES AND STEREO TYPES IN COMEDY  SHOULD BE OUT LAWED

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YES NAKUBALIANA  THEY SHOWCASE SHALLOWLITYMENTALITY

THAT KENYANS ONLY FIND HUMOUR IN ETHNIC JOKES??????A KIDZZZZ SAYZ ATI KENYANZ AZ WE KNOW ONLY FIND HUMOUR IN ETHNIC JOKES SO WHY SHOOD WE NOT DO THEM ETHNICOS???????????

HUMOURMOB GA-LAUGH-TICOS.…….Image result for A PIC OF ONE LAUGHING ILLUSTRATION….taf-rija na ……LAUGH-RIJA CONSTANTLY

 

 

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laugh out louder,,,,,,,,,,,,constantly

 

humourmob/TYPO-errorS!@#$%^&*

 

 

HUMOURMOB CONSTANTLY!

 

 

 

RAILA

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AMOLO TINGA NA MPIRA AMOLO NA MPIRA

‘KITENDA WILI??????????”

TEGWA!

“MSEE KIPARA AMEINGIA,”,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

JIBU SILLY :::::::::::::::::::::::

“OPARA-NYA!”

AMOLO TINGA SEZ………………NIKO NA TINGA TINGA TALES MOB KAMA HE-HE!

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UPARA-NYA

 

SWALA SILLY::::::::::::::::::::::::::;WENYE UPARA/OPARA WANAKUWANGA WAMEENDA OPARA-TION

imagine a typo will leave RAILA a mere RAIA.

RAIA WA KAWAIDA TU

 

the l ime grab-biwa ki typo

 

 

 

 

cereal

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am cereal /CYRIL ramaphosa now@#$%&!

eti cereal ramaphosa

he the breakfast cereals guy????????

but cereal is weetabix?

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pic of mg.co.za.,,,….——-cyril /si-real ramaphosa! fake ones too?

 

 

 

TAKE  JAKAYA KIKWETE

A TYPO ERROR TURNS HIM INTO A DISABLED GUY PAP

jakaya  MW(r)ISHO KIWETE

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MzE  JAKAYA KIWETE pap!

 

 

jakaya kiwete amekula down..not down’s syndrome by the way

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rob@ downy jr.pa ha!

 

 

take bernard mwinzi

 

Believe the truth panel

 

a TYPO ERROR just turns him into a MWIZI PAP!

FOR NO REASON………………………………….

….thaz if tha typo error  stealz tha N……..which typoz grab pap!

 

 

 

JITU MUIGAI

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how do you hear it????mi naisikia-nga eti JITU MUIGAI.siskii tha other  part!@#$%^&*?

 

 

 

Attack:?!@#$%^&*

ATTACK MOB IN HUMOUR MOB: INSPEKTA MWALA:kweni inspekta mwala alikaa tumboni HALF-TIME PEKEE??????????????????? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,JUST asking?????

 

 

 

NAKUAMBIA SIKU YENYE TERRY ANNE ATAKUA vegeterian akulage greens na leafy-ies,,,,,,,,
iyo siku si atakuwa
VEGE-TERRY-ANNE! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,……….                      .YEAH RIGHT?

 

UJINGA NI KUWEKA A BOOK KWA CUP BOARD THEN UNA SAY YOU ARE A BOOK -KEEPER yu dont keep books of accounts pwa ha !

 

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WRITE DADA’S AND LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD

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Have a sweet weekend.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“If you can shave your eye-brows completely and draw them back with an eye pencil, don’t ask for money to do your hair. You can equally shave your head bald and draw the weave of your choice.“ Nigeria Proverb

‪#‎TMK‬ ‪#‎KISS‬ A CRAZY ONE FROM A CRAZY ONE JO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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humourita/–poo-poo-shenko:semi-circle.

POO BRAINS  TAKES ON HER HAPLESS CLEVER-LESS PEA BRAINED NEIGHBOURS

COURTESY:raia runinga a.k.a. citizen t.v

 

THERE WAS A WOMAN

poo-ma

POO-MA,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SIO PUMA!

MAMA POO!

WE shall  call the NIN-COM-POOP ama poo poo-shenko/poo brains-ed

THE nin-com-poop  poo-trified the clean water of the neighbourhood

under the very eyes of the peeps

of course none of them was blind

but she did poo-t-rify by poo-t-re-faction the clean water

they dont see

or smell any poo-t-rid smell//PUTRID !

or taste

or feel something off in the water……………….LIKE POO-T-RE-FACTION/putrefaction i mean

if a cholera out break came to pass,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

all these neighbours would PERISH FOR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE

but ….ITS NOT CHOLERA,,,

ITS  just A NIN COM POOP NEAR THEM POO-RIFYING THEIR CLEAN WATER

USING CONSTANT POO-RI-FIERS

 

 

 

 

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POO POO SHENKO WOMAN DIDN’T USE THIS TO PURIFY HER NEIGHBOUR’S WATER

SHE USED HER OWN MAN-MADE POO-RI-FIER/ali poo-riza///a.k.a. ali-poo-liza!

YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW THE NEIGHBOURS FELT AFTER KNOWING THE TRUTH LIVE LIVE

BUT EITHER WAY

ITS BETTER TO KNOW THE TRUTH

IT HAS SET THEM FREE

FREE FROM DRINKING POO-RI-FIED WATER CONSTANTLY

BATHING IN POO-RI-FIED WATER

IMAGINE COOKING WITH POO-RI-FIED WATER

BUT THEY ARE NOW FREE

AND WITH THEIR POO-RI–FIED CLEAN WATER TO WORK WITH

 

 later she iz seen carrying the poo-plum fashions in hand explaining her trash hate game of hating her haters and feeding them poo liquids and feeling poo-r in love for them haters! pa ha!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MANY people spend time studying the properties of animals or herbs

“HOW MUCH MORE IMPORTANT IT WOULD BE TO STUDY PEOPLE,,,,with whom you MUST LIVE OR DIE”

 

TO BE A MASTER PLAYER YOU MUST ALSO BE A MASTER PSYCHOLOGIST

NEVER discriminate as to whom you study and whom you trust.never trust anyone completely and study everyone,,,,including pals and the close….t ones.

NEIGHBOURS LIKE POO POO-SHENKO cum NIN-COM-POOP WOMAN.

USIBEBEE POO-POO- SHENKO MIZIGO YAKE TUMBONI MWAKO. AJI BEBEE MIZIGO YAKE TUMBONI MWAKE.

ITS HER LOAD AFTER ALL!

BWANA carried your loads pitying you for being heavy laden,and gave you rest

then poo poo shenko want s you to carry her other loads,,,,,,,and so much worse!

 

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“you should know people” deception is a developed art of civilization and the most potent WEAPON IN THE GAME OF POWER………………….

THE 48 LAWS OF POWER.THE 48TH LAW

LAW 48

ASSUME FORMLESSNESS

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The objective of this law is to make someone be unpredictable, and difficult to understand by the enemies. It will enable them to be in the lead without the enemies actually knowing that they are being defeated, but later on realize that they are losing which would most probably create fear and lower their morale. This way the enemies would find it difficult to know what you think as well as your moves while you can completely predict what they think and how they move. This law also gives importance to a person’s ability to adapt to the changes and uncertainty, wherein they would not falter and get confused when the time comes that they encounter great changes.

 

 

 

 

48 laws of power: LAW 48: Assume Formlessness

 

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Dec 19, 2008 – The 48th Law of Power. Assume Formlessness. Every other individual would want to protect themselves and at the same time achieve what …

 

48 Laws Of Power: Law #48 Assume Formlessness …

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Oct 31, 2015 – Law 48: Assume formlessness By having a visible plan you open yourself to attack. Stay adaptable and on the move Accept that nothing is …
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PLAY DUMB AND DUMBER.ATTACK WHEN IT IS LEAST EXPECTED
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ASIYEKUBALI KUSHINDWA SI MSHI-NDANI.?: SO NI MSHI- NJE?
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MALI YA MJINGA,,,,KULIWA NA WEREVU………………………….in…………………”wajinga ndio wali-wao”
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YOU BE FIRED!YOU NEED THE ??? friendly is a way that’s not completely sincere! ARE YOU EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT?
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GAS IS THE SOURCE OF A 2000 DEGREE FLAME

 

 

 

 

EMEN

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humourita:the 48 LAWS OF POWER.THE 20TH

LAW 20

DO NOT COMMIT TO ANY-ONE

The 48 Laws of Power: Law 20: Do Not Commit to Anyone

 

It is the fool who always rushes to take sides.

Do not commit to any side or cause but yourself.

By maintaining your independence, you become the master of …………………………………………………………….

 

 

AUTHORITY

 

do not commit yourself to anybody or anything ,,,for that is to be a slave……..

a slave to every man…………………………………

above all,,,,,,,keep yourself free of commitments and obligations-

they are the device of another to get you into his power

POWER YOUR OWN DEVICES

 

 

OBLIGATED TO GOD FIRST.CONSTANTLY