ACotswolds. S-COT – land

 Folly is thinking that all COTS have their nation or Land where they all came from. Is that S-COT-land ????? Or scottsdale ?

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humourmob/methali…..HABA*2

that they say,,,,that Haba na Haba  hujaza hujaza kibaba?.

but it is see-able that Haba na Haba is Haba squared

that haba na haba ni u-Haba maradufu.

maybe wahenga meant that slowly slowly you fill a kenyan bank with money from others, then it collapses one day ,,and if banks collapse,,,no doc offer first aid.!chase that dream.CHASE.

 

 

 

 

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umamob/wetter!

Related imageris…wa…

ris;;;;;WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

ris wa………………riswarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

riswa……………………………..

but RIS—PEACE??????????????????

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a wet rained person is wetter-ngula??????

THE FRESH-LY BAKED STUFF.may 13th

they always say or think that friday a 13th is doomed ,a doomed day.but,,,,,is it?????

Hello people,

 

Tomorrow is D-day! All roads will lead to Radisson Blu, Upperhill from 6pm. We look forward to an evening of fun where the winning bloggers in the various blog categories that you voted for will be crowned. See you there?

 

Focus on our blog

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We are pleased to have Mettā sponsoring this year’s Blog Awards winner in the best Topical Blog category.

 

We have partnered with Uber to offer all our followers who will be attending the awards reliable rides! Yaaay, right?

 

From our archives

Having set up your domain, you will probably rack your brains for an appropriate name for your blog. These factors should guide you towards settling on a good name.

 

“Does my company really need Social Media?” Being on social media, can only be effective if one understands how social media helps businesses

After setting up your blog, you need to ask yourself; is it ready for visits? How do you ensure that it will impress your visitors enough to rope them in for more visits thereafter?

Blogs of interest

If you read about the health benefits of  Almond nuts, would it convince you to grab a handful instead of the usual fried foods that you eat during snack time? Would it?

 

“No amount of curated decor or spectacular cuisine could cover up a troubled heart. Home is first in the heart, and then it touches and gives life to everything around it”how profound is that?

 

One staple every guy should have in their wardrobe is a leather jacket. It doesn’t matter your age; whether you’re 12 or 45, a nicely fitted leather jacket will definitely make heads turn

 

How about we set off your weekend with a short story about love, betrayal, pregnancy and the brewing of an earth-shattering scandal?

 

Have a FUN “DRUNK IN LAUGH” weekend.

HUMourITA:ETHNIC JOKES? A DEBATE? — emalineachieng -HUMOURITA!

DA GREAT DEBATE::RS CONtest.

coz wana steal tests;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; julie ushuru and arimus media yanawaletea KIDZZZZZZZZZZ CON-TESTS

,,,,,,,,,so lez see how conning they are them high school kidz, presenting……………….

ETHNIC JOKES AND STEREO TYPES IN COMEDY SHOULD BE OUT LAWED

YES NAKUBALIANA THEY SHOWCASE SHALLOW–LITY–MEN–TALITY THAT KENYANS ONLY FIND HUMOUR IN ETHNIC JOKES??????A KIDZZZZ SAYZ […]

via HUMourITA:ETHNIC JOKES? A DEBATE? — emalineachieng -HUMOURITA!

humourmobs:d.j.mow,FOLLY,samson’s grabbed weave,UGONJWA WA MZUNGU

 

 

 

Loogha-rythms

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d.j.mow

 

1

..Humourmob/D.J.MO?,,,,,,,d.j.mow

Do you see the guy using that lawn mower ?

Of coz you are not daley blind and of cos you see msee

that lawn mowing guy is called d.j. mow

That “peep” mowing tha lawn is “sakata-ring” rhumba of “fyeka-ring” “NYASI-NSKI”?

MOW will finish mo-ing//mow-ing then burn that mow-d-grass in MO-FAYA

Mow-faya a.k.a.bon-fire

(katika sakata ya mo-faya)!

 

2

..Umamob in folly NGUVU

2.a* Folly is to go building your website using NGUVU CEMENT

2.b* And Folly is going to the SPA to eat SPAGHETTI

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3

…The white one’s sickness also known as:::::::::::::::UGONJWA YA MZUNGU:::::::::::::-HAIELEWEKI HATA!

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SEVERE DELUSIONAL PARA-NORMAL PSYCHOSIS,

he is a casualty within his reality, killed first with the mind.

Some truths are like stranger than fiction.

UGONJWA WA MZUNGU HII HAPA

 

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4….

.Umamob/ WeAve…,,,a,,, WEAVE… is grabbed

THE SAMSON -ite ————-WEAVE HEAVY DUTY STRONG WEAVE

Here iS a weave of such strength,,durability made of strong flame retardant,barber-retardant,,,,,,SAMSON-ITE

 

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kaa rada! they will mow your hair.pap!

 

Uncut…………………………… and finally cut and put under receivership by dada delilah na con men wenzake

THE Samson-ite heavy duty head gear

Wenye wivu /(twisted) waji-nyonge

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5……..!@#$%^&*

GOOD EDITORIAL CARTOONISTS ARE TRICKY TO COME BY BECAUSE CARTOONING CALLS FOR A RARE MIX OF SKILLS

  • A good editorial cartoonist is an artist, a journalist-ertainer, and an entertainer all at the same time
  • Try to add value to the news instead of just depicting the news
  • Only a handful are SATIRICAL,,ORIGINAL,,HARD-HITTING,,AND HUMOROUS

THERE’S

  • GADO-KENYA
  • Zapiro –south Africa
  • Ali dilemin-algeria
  • Tayo fatunla –nigeria

WHAT MAKES A GOOD EDITORIAL CARTOONIST?

  • A good cartoonist should have a unique drawing style and ability to conceptualise clear and original messages.
  • Them,,yes….. them,, should be able to say,,pictorially,something that is worth saying
  • And if them ,,,,,can do so with HUMOUR,,,,so much the better.
  • BUT OF COURSE IT IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!

 

 

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HUMOUR-ISTIANO

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TOMORROW 21 st…BAKE DIGITAL TRAINING @ STRATHMORE UNIVERSITY

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