humourmob/u-tan? u-turn?

due to the white guys  love for the “tan”…

 

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Humour.Mob. takes the tan and the turn? and the obsession to turn “tan” by the whites.

 

 

Humourob/u-turn

You tan?

U turn?

nowadays  u-turn imetoka kwa barabara and imerudi mwilini(u-turn has gone out of the road and onto human bodies…as u-TAN)

eti the wazungus do turn?

yes.they turn from white to a dark brown-ish tan

They tan

So they use that shoe polish the dark tan??

Is tanning for peeps or animals?

“the tanning” of animal hides and skins?

So can’t  they go live and TAN permanently in TAN-zania?

that TAN country?

 

 

 

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a guy throwing TAN -trums

(image:www.youtube.com)

 

HUMourITA:ETHNIC JOKES? A DEBATE? — emalineachieng -HUMOURITA!

DA GREAT DEBATE::RS CONtest.

coz wana steal tests;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; julie ushuru and arimus media yanawaletea KIDZZZZZZZZZZ CON-TESTS

,,,,,,,,,so lez see how conning they are them high school kidz, presenting……………….

ETHNIC JOKES AND STEREO TYPES IN COMEDY SHOULD BE OUT LAWED

YES NAKUBALIANA THEY SHOWCASE SHALLOW–LITY–MEN–TALITY THAT KENYANS ONLY FIND HUMOUR IN ETHNIC JOKES??????A KIDZZZZ SAYZ […]

via HUMourITA:ETHNIC JOKES? A DEBATE? — emalineachieng -HUMOURITA!

HUMOURMOB-“DRUNK IN LAUGH WITH OUR VIEW-ERS ALWAYS WORLD-WIDE.LAUGH OUT LOUD “

GOD LICENSED LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER IZ GOOD FOR YOU AND YOUR BONES

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

KICHEKO MOB SIO UJINGA

NI-U-DAKTARI WA HALI YA JUU

CHEKA UONE

NA UKIONA YA KUCHEKESHA PIA UCHEKE

Proverbs 17:22

 

 

New King James Version

(N K J V)

22

 A merry heart does good, like medicine,
But a broken spirit dries the bones.

PROVERBS 17:22  KJV  “A merry heart doeth good [like] a …

 

He that begetteth a fool [doeth it] to his sorrow: and the father of a fool hath no joy.

THE FOOLISH-IANS THAR IZ

A merry heart doeth good [like] a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones

LAUGHTIPS

A merry heart doeth good like medicine.

King Solomon

LAUGHTARI
LAUGH-A-RO-SCOPY.SURGERY YA KUFANYA MTU HACHEKI ACHEKE

KUONGEA KWA UMMA

WEWE NI UN-BWOGABLE.

USIOGOPE

GOD AKO IN CHARGE

TENA IN CHARGE FOR A VERY LONG TIME TO COME

SO WHO CAN SHTUA YOU???????????

humourmob-attack:ma ghost”mulee”????

vanishing cream??????????????????????????

ni mafuta ya uso now!!!!!!!!!

ponds

ni VANISHING CREAM

a cream or ointment that leaves no visible trace when rubbed into the skin.

iyo nd’o inapakwa-gwa na ma ghosts…………………………..

you know how ghosts vanish ??????????????????

into thin air????????????????????????

so ma ghost mafuta zao za kupaka ni ma vanishing cream kama hii apa!

ya ma ghost kama ma “ghost mulee ” ???????????????????????????

tafadharini…………………………………………………..

THIS IS A GHOST STORY BY A GHOST WRITER

ushikwapo?????????????????????????????????????

shikamana

mwisraeli anauliza apa

“nishike MANNA”???????????????????????????

WAISIRAELI NA MANNA LAKINI????????????????????????

 

 

KAMA KUNA JAMES BOND SKY FALL???????????????????

 

YA WA ISI-RAELI NI” james bond” moses- amram- jochebed- levi  in …………………….

.FREE FALL

AS IN A FREE FALL OF MANNA TOKA JUU

WALIPATA EL NINO YA MANNA

na quails

sio manna-gu watu wa  a particular ma eneo!!!!!!!!!!!!

humourmob/loo-gha…,,,break

kwa school wanaenda break na wanachukua off @ break time.

MA HALF AN HOUR 15 MINUTES APO.

…mbona kushika break ya gari or ku break ya gari sio break time????????????????????????????

GARI also  APEWE BREAK TIME.

if one dances akishika break ya gari????????????

may-be tu dance ya ku move kichwa tu?

is it BREAKDANCE?????????????????????

 

aya basi on t.v. they taka a break ma sekunde  NA minutes apo…,,,

basi in JAIL pia they take a BREAK

the JAIL-MEN NOW!

so break ya jela ni PRISON BREAK

NA HUNYAKULIWA MARA MOJA OR YOU  DIE TRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MICHAEL SCOFIELD NDIO POSTERBOY  YA BREAKTIME

 

 

 

BREAKJELA

 

 

 

humourita…………………………………………………..B.B.C. GLOBAL QUESTIONS

bbcgq

LEO ni leo.saturday.

ama you think LEO NI LION????????????

Presented by Zeinab Badawi

What Does Equality Mean for Women in Africa?

HAPA WE GOT MS. ZEINAB BADAWI A.K.A. “MS.JUICY FRUIT”

SHE COMES IN WITH OVER 200 MILLION VIEWERS ACROSS THE GLOBE WHO WATCH HER ON B.B.C. WORLD NEWS PAP!

plus SEVERAL DOZENS OF MILLIONS ON BBC WORLD SERVICE RADIO ……………..

PLUS SOME GOOD LOOKING MILLIONS ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

which is why she is such a JUICY FRUIT to this H………!@#$%^&*A

SHE REPRESENTS THE INTERNATIONAL STAGE “IMAGE”

AND AN AFRICAN LADY WHO’S DONE WELL IN THE WEST

WHICH ARE THE QUALITIES WE EMBODY AND ASPIRE TO HERE AT HUMOURMOB

AND HUMOURITA A.K.A.” HUMOURMOB BILLIONAIRE”

sio title ya bill gates pekee!

IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF BWANA ELIAS “WALT” DISNEY…………………………LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE……………………………….FOLKS…………………………….

DISNEY DREAMT IT OUT AND IT CAME TO BE……………………………………….

ILIANZA NA KA DISNEY?????????????????

TAKING DISNEY WORLD AFRICA EDITION  OUT OF AFRICA TO THE WORLD

WATCH B.B.C.GLOBAL QUESTIONS AND THE EMPOWERMENT OF WOMEN

what does equality mean for women in africa

BEYONCE ANAPIGA NDURU NA HUKO “GO RUN THE WORLD …..G!@#$%^&*LS………..”

HUMOURMOB UP-TO THE BEEBS A.K.A. B.B.C
HUMOURMOB UP-TO THE BEEBS A.K.A. B.B.C AND BEYOND.YOURS IS TO DREAM,GOD COMES TO TURN THA DREAMS INTO REALITY.! GOD OF REALITY SHOW.HE MAKES STUFF REAL.JO.

humourmob/UBAYA!A-FISI-NI!

Ubaya ya wa-kenya is that mtu akiingia a-fisi-//////au A-HYENA????????????? ANAANZA-NGA ulafi looting re-loaded.eti ni time yake ku eat

si angeenda na wa israeli jangwani ili a-EAT MANNA & QUAILS????????????????

a–fisi a hyena  —–ya UMMA………A HYENA OF FORKS

afisi ya umma/////////pub-lic office

why PUB????????

apo kwa that name

why PUB???????????

pub si bar??????????????????????LAKINI????????

no shidazzzzzzz

storo niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…………………………………………………………………….

mtu akiingia kwa a hyena of forks…………………………………..a public office apa kenya…………………………

anakumbwa ——–ngwa ——- na GROSS…..MISCONDUCT/ tuseme GROWS MISCONDUCT

WANAMEA KUKOSA ADABU /NIDHAMU!mle a-fisi-ni

A-FISI
A-FISI

THEY GROWS MISCONDUCT!

Mimea ya kukosa nidhamu!