humourmob/u-tan? u-turn?

due to the white guys  love for the “tan”…

 

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Humour.Mob. takes the tan and the turn? and the obsession to turn “tan” by the whites.

 

 

Humourob/u-turn

You tan?

U turn?

nowadays  u-turn imetoka kwa barabara and imerudi mwilini(u-turn has gone out of the road and onto human bodies…as u-TAN)

eti the wazungus do turn?

yes.they turn from white to a dark brown-ish tan

They tan

So they use that shoe polish the dark tan??

Is tanning for peeps or animals?

“the tanning” of animal hides and skins?

So can’t  they go live and TAN permanently in TAN-zania?

that TAN country?

 

 

 

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a guy throwing TAN -trums

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HUMourITA:ETHNIC JOKES? A DEBATE? — emalineachieng -HUMOURITA!

DA GREAT DEBATE::RS CONtest.

coz wana steal tests;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; julie ushuru and arimus media yanawaletea KIDZZZZZZZZZZ CON-TESTS

,,,,,,,,,so lez see how conning they are them high school kidz, presenting……………….

ETHNIC JOKES AND STEREO TYPES IN COMEDY SHOULD BE OUT LAWED

YES NAKUBALIANA THEY SHOWCASE SHALLOW–LITY–MEN–TALITY THAT KENYANS ONLY FIND HUMOUR IN ETHNIC JOKES??????A KIDZZZZ SAYZ […]

via HUMourITA:ETHNIC JOKES? A DEBATE? — emalineachieng -HUMOURITA!

HUMOURMOB-“DRUNK IN LAUGH WITH OUR VIEW-ERS ALWAYS WORLD-WIDE.LAUGH OUT LOUD “

GOD LICENSED LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER IZ GOOD FOR YOU AND YOUR BONES

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

KICHEKO MOB SIO UJINGA

NI-U-DAKTARI WA HALI YA JUU

CHEKA UONE

NA UKIONA YA KUCHEKESHA PIA UCHEKE

Proverbs 17:22

 

 

New King James Version

(N K J V)

22

 A merry heart does good, like medicine,
But a broken spirit dries the bones.

PROVERBS 17:22  KJV  “A merry heart doeth good [like] a …

 

He that begetteth a fool [doeth it] to his sorrow: and the father of a fool hath no joy.

THE FOOLISH-IANS THAR IZ

A merry heart doeth good [like] a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones

LAUGHTIPS

A merry heart doeth good like medicine.

King Solomon

LAUGHTARI
LAUGH-A-RO-SCOPY.SURGERY YA KUFANYA MTU HACHEKI ACHEKE

KUONGEA KWA UMMA

WEWE NI UN-BWOGABLE.

USIOGOPE

GOD AKO IN CHARGE

TENA IN CHARGE FOR A VERY LONG TIME TO COME

SO WHO CAN SHTUA YOU???????????

humourmob-attack:ma ghost”mulee”????

vanishing cream??????????????????????????

ni mafuta ya uso now!!!!!!!!!

ponds

ni VANISHING CREAM

a cream or ointment that leaves no visible trace when rubbed into the skin.

iyo nd’o inapakwa-gwa na ma ghosts…………………………..

you know how ghosts vanish ??????????????????

into thin air????????????????????????

so ma ghost mafuta zao za kupaka ni ma vanishing cream kama hii apa!

ya ma ghost kama ma “ghost mulee ” ???????????????????????????

tafadharini…………………………………………………..

THIS IS A GHOST STORY BY A GHOST WRITER

ushikwapo?????????????????????????????????????

shikamana

mwisraeli anauliza apa

“nishike MANNA”???????????????????????????

WAISIRAELI NA MANNA LAKINI????????????????????????

 

 

KAMA KUNA JAMES BOND SKY FALL???????????????????

 

YA WA ISI-RAELI NI” james bond” moses- amram- jochebed- levi  in …………………….

.FREE FALL

AS IN A FREE FALL OF MANNA TOKA JUU

WALIPATA EL NINO YA MANNA

na quails

sio manna-gu watu wa  a particular ma eneo!!!!!!!!!!!!