humourmob/warthog?

what if there was peace-thog instead of warthog?
a person hogs warts and isn’t warthog
an animal don’t hog warts and is warthog
why so?

he doesn’t have warts but he’s called a wart-hog

and if the opposite of war is peace,,

you wonder why GOD greated a WARthog instead of a PEACE-thog?

just wondering?

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he’s got WARTS but he isn’t called WARThog

 

 

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ngiri moja

 

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NGIRI MOJA as well.

 

humourmob-BAND(big question)?

 

THIS is blue band

 

for spreading on bread

 

 

THE BIG QUESTION

IF Blueband is a fat for spreading on bread……………..

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hairband!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

why isn’t a hairband fat for spreading on hair?

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the hair band on hair.

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hairbands!do they play live music on the head?

 

and why aren’t these headbands a fat for spreading head?

band is another name for fat?

 

 

 

 

 

humourmob-opposites:front=back? bark?

tha opposite of  FRONT IS?…. …..   

 

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BACK.

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maswala mengine tuachie Mbwa!

of course it’s Bark.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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we are bark to square 1…………………………..%*@!

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HUMOURMOB/DEMON???strations!

kenya has been witnessing weekly demonstrations,,,and other picketing services offered by err.. not really cool peeps, but as a result of the demos and the demo tapes that escort such demos later on tee vee,

humourmob demon? or demonstrations was birthed.

angel-strations is simply fighting or demonstrating ,only on the knees and sending supplications to GOD in a quiet,non-picketing way

 

 

IS THE OPPOSITE OF DEMONSTRATIONS???????????

 

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demonstrations!underway. (does it mean demons at work?) no  

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ANGEL-STRATIONS?

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ANGEL–STRATION..picketing but in a supplication to GOD way.that is you demonstrate or take the troubles to GOD in Prayer

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humourmob/folly’s think tank!

1.  In ujinga Mob think tank…..
  a . Opposites!

Opposite ya…   

tu…no   i     is

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Tu….yes  I !                                             ( pic from STANDARD digital)

 
2. In ujinga think tank….comet!

 

 

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COMET COUNTY IN THE SKIES AND IN SPACE (Picture  COURTESY, NASA)

  ***     kama hapa Kenya tunayo *bomet* county
  Does it mean in space kunayo *COMET* county??¿??

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IN SPACE THEY GOT COMET COUNTY!


 

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the bench…..!@#$%^&*

  Satire……
  Eti rawal Na tunoi banned from sitting on the bench???????????????????
  Kwani ni koinange amewakataza ????
  So bench zote ni za koinange????éeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
  Na benchmark ni birthmark ya bench?????

in ujinga mob query???????????

 

 

 

 
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mtaka cha mvunguni has grabbed the mvunguni space!PAP!

Eti wahenga walisema mtaka cha mvunguni sharti ainame?????
  Move over wahenga
  Modern version ni……….
  Mtaka cha mvunguni ni undertaker
  Taking things from under the mvunguni,,,,grab mvunguni!