Humourmob. The beast. Beest 

did you know that a big Bee, a very big Bee is called THE BEEst? 

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humourmob/warthog?

he doesn’t have warts but he’s called a wart-hog

and if the opposite of war is peace,,

you wonder why GOD greated a WARthog instead of a PEACE-thog?

just wondering?

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he’s got WARTS but he isn’t called WARThog

 

 

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ngiri moja

 

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NGIRI MOJA as well.

 

humourmob-BAND(big question)?

 

THIS is blue band

 

for spreading on bread

 

 

THE BIG QUESTION

IF Blueband is a fat for spreading on bread……………..

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hairband!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

why isn’t a hairband fat for spreading on hair?

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the hair band on hair.

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hairbands!do they play live music on the head?

 

and why aren’t these headbands a fat for spreading head?

band is another name for fat?

 

 

 

 

 

HUMOURMOB/DEMON???strations!

kenya has been witnessing weekly demonstrations,,,and other picketing services offered by err.. not really cool peeps, but as a result of the demos and the demo tapes that escort such demos later on tee vee,

humourmob demon? or demonstrations was birthed.

angel-strations is simply fighting or demonstrating ,only on the knees and sending supplications to GOD in a quiet,non-picketing way

 

 

IS THE OPPOSITE OF DEMONSTRATIONS???????????

 

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demonstrations!underway. (does it mean demons at work?) no  

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ANGEL-STRATIONS?

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ANGEL–STRATION..picketing but in a supplication to GOD way.that is you demonstrate or take the troubles to GOD in Prayer

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humourmob/folly’s think tank!

1.  In ujinga Mob think tank…..
  a . Opposites!

Opposite ya…   

tu…no   i     is

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Tu….yes  I !                                             ( pic from STANDARD digital)

 
2. In ujinga think tank….comet!

 

 

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COMET COUNTY IN THE SKIES AND IN SPACE (Picture  COURTESY, NASA)

  ***     kama hapa Kenya tunayo *bomet* county
  Does it mean in space kunayo *COMET* county??¿??

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IN SPACE THEY GOT COMET COUNTY!


 

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the bench…..!@#$%^&*

  Satire……
  Eti rawal Na tunoi banned from sitting on the bench???????????????????
  Kwani ni koinange amewakataza ????
  So bench zote ni za koinange????éeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
  Na benchmark ni birthmark ya bench?????

in ujinga mob query???????????

 

 

 

 
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mtaka cha mvunguni has grabbed the mvunguni space!PAP!

Eti wahenga walisema mtaka cha mvunguni sharti ainame?????
  Move over wahenga
  Modern version ni……….
  Mtaka cha mvunguni ni undertaker
  Taking things from under the mvunguni,,,,grab mvunguni!

humourmob/ujinga mob as alwayzzzzzzzzzz

a stori a stori ??????????????????????????????????   adithi adithi????????????

a stori come                                                         adithi njoo

crazy-ita                                                inasomwa eti krezita

 

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kidz worldfun dot com.see see tee vee/C.C.T.V.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

si kulitokea na a kid kajinga aka the wajinga-listines

the kageni aka m-new kid toka ushagzzzzzzz ana watch a programme on tv apo NA THA programme ni ya ma forest fire???????????

suddenly a ball ya moto ikawa kubwa and the kid akaanza kupiga nduru  eti tv inaungua nduru kubwa akirudia ebu kujeni 

UUUUUUUUUUUUWIIIIIIIIIII

tv inaungua kujeni muzime moto

tv inachomeka!

 

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watcher-rita,,,keep on watching

 

 

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ATA KENGINE IN ma ujinga mob ataanza kusema eti t.v ya kina nani iko na nyoka refu nyuma ke

na ni ma wiring na ma cables tu wa jameni?

 

 

 

 

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watcher-rita,,, keep on watching

HUMOURMOB-“DRUNK IN LAUGH WITH OUR VIEW-ERS ALWAYS WORLD-WIDE.LAUGH OUT LOUD “

GOD LICENSED LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER IZ GOOD FOR YOU AND YOUR BONES

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

KICHEKO MOB SIO UJINGA

NI-U-DAKTARI WA HALI YA JUU

CHEKA UONE

NA UKIONA YA KUCHEKESHA PIA UCHEKE

Proverbs 17:22

 

 

New King James Version

(N K J V)

22

 A merry heart does good, like medicine,
But a broken spirit dries the bones.

PROVERBS 17:22  KJV  “A merry heart doeth good [like] a …

 

He that begetteth a fool [doeth it] to his sorrow: and the father of a fool hath no joy.

THE FOOLISH-IANS THAR IZ

A merry heart doeth good [like] a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones

LAUGHTIPS

A merry heart doeth good like medicine.

King Solomon

LAUGHTARI
LAUGH-A-RO-SCOPY.SURGERY YA KUFANYA MTU HACHEKI ACHEKE

KUONGEA KWA UMMA

WEWE NI UN-BWOGABLE.

USIOGOPE

GOD AKO IN CHARGE

TENA IN CHARGE FOR A VERY LONG TIME TO COME

SO WHO CAN SHTUA YOU???????????