humourmob-tha loot,,down’S,,130,,MP3

wale wana loot coffers za umma za KENYA WANAITWA

 

:::::::::: QUEEN LOOT-ifah

loot-ita nyongo..watatumbukia nyongo in that loot-ery kama gich-okemo duo

 

 

 

 

 

 

umamob//manamba  130?!@#$%

 

unaisiki-aga aje ile jina ya   zeynab wandati anchor?

ukiwa masikio manamba kama nani wa naniiiiiiiii

utaisikia eti

zeynab 130

 

 

 

 

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ukiona wabunge watatu wamesimama apo nje ya precincts of parliament……………………………………………………………………….

basi iyo ndio inaitwangwa

MP3

 

 

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ati ………………………………………………………MP3 (MPEG-1 Audio Layer-3) is a standard technology and format for compressing a sound sequence into a very small file (about one-twelfth the size of the original file) while preserving the original level of sound quality when it is played. MP3 provides near CD quality audio.eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebla bla bla eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nye nye nye nye nye eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

uongo

 

 

 

 

 

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MP3  iz thiz.PIC: theguardian.com

 

 

 

 

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HUMOURMOB///SMS

kupokea sound ya vyombo viki vunjwa na viki vunjika vunjika

sms mo-sound ama BREAK TO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,22222222

 

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KUPATA UJUMBE ABOUT WHERe POMBE IS  KWA WANA YOUTH WALIOLEMEWA AMA KU CHOMEWA NA MUTUTHO

SMS MR.TEMBO (pombe ni tembo apa)

 

na uambie guardian/mzazi that  mr. tembo ni discipline master ama head teacher sio supplier wa pombe mob kwa vijanaaaaaaaaa(ukumbuke mgema akisifiwa tembo hulitia manji)biscuit??????????? au maji???????

maji tuachie jonah akunywe akiwa kiu in tha deep ocean akienda hot nineveh

hot kama nairobi 2016

 

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uyu ako pombeni……………………………………………………………………….

 

 

Image result for alcohol illustrationsnawe youth ukipewa—ko  pombe,,,,,,,,,,,sms yes or no

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    ……………………………………………………………….                                                                                                  youth pls wasinywe pombe wanywe yoghurt

 

 

 

 

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THA SLY FOX ama foxxy brown

 

TO GET NJAROMOB  AMA UKORA MOB   SMS MBWEHA TO GET SLY COMMENTS NA KADHALIKA

si uliona ile ya ku sms giraffe to nininini

nini nini??????????

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SIRI ULIZA SAMSON MANOAH

to GET SIRI YA KUUA SIMBA NA SIRI YA NGUVU YA SAMSON ALIYERARUA SIMBA NA BARE HANDS KA GAZETI YA KUFUNGA NYAMA

SMS SAMSON MANOAH TO?????????????????????????????

 

SIMBA ……. in the lion in the sun resort………………resort iz tha streets of nairobi

lion apate vitamin d

HI-ZAAK AAK MWA-HHOORAAH    AMPE LION  SOME SUN SCREEN/BLOCK

SIMBA ON THA ROAD SHOW

SIMBA NA GAME SHOW

 

 

 

 

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FORWARD 2016

 

LION TENA WAMETOKEA WAKIJENGA SGR RAILWAY YET AGAIN

 

MEANS

WANAOJENGA RAILWAY NDIO WANAOVUTIA LION AMA NDIO WANAMCHOMEA LION PICHA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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           habari ndio hiyo

 

 

 

 

to get ujinga mob sana constantly……………………………

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UJINGA ni kuvaa SAFARI BOOTS  na hakuna safari unaenda hataaaaaaaa!

humourmob/ujinga mob.bil dad?

 

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ni kuenda nineve

 

maswala nyeti maswala krezi maswala ma jinga

zina jibu

zina dawa

pap

 

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histo-rita

ondijo wa histo

mi nilifunzwa history

nowadays kuna tha history channel!

 

 

 

of coz kila mtu yuajua mukami kimathi kila siku ako hapa kule anytyme ako around

but the rest ov ma cape nguria 6???????????????

ma first lady kama wa tha bil- DAD car-gear???????????

 

 

who knows ata jina zao???????????????

we can only take ma wild guesses

eti maybe bil- MUM kaggia ndio mukami wa this side????????????

 

yote teaser???????????9

10 ni kwamba

twawatakia int’l women’s day njema awa ma fighter wives

whatever their role

 

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uma mob/peter pan

Image result for a panif u think a pan is a pan??????? cooking utensils?????????????????????

 

 

theeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

 

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

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this boy iz a  pan????????????????????

 

 

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aka PETER PAN

pic-chazzz na storo na porojo na mahanjam!

WISH EVERY BODY A HAPPY NEW YEAR

mwaka happy

HAPPY 2016

 

 KICHEKO/VICHEKO/HUMOURMOB/HUMOUR/SATIRE/SEMI CIRCLE/POROJO/STORO MOB/ MILELE

picha by blurred lines……………………..

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THIZ MZU-NYE IZ BUZY ON THA PHONE IN “WENDA-WA-SIMU” AMA PHONE MAD-ITY. and in mambo na ma BRANDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, NEARLY EVERY ONE HAD A SAMSUNG SMART PHONE AND THAZ A BIG NOD TO KOREAN WORKMAN SHIP. YAANI RUBBER STAMP KUBWA KWA KOREA KUSINI.IMAGINE LIKE KILA MSEE APO ALI SIKILIZANA TO HAVE MA SAMSUNG VITU’ZZZZZZZZ? fro tha wa biggy to wa wote!
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tha press centre ama MEDIA CENTRE.in storo mob%^&*$#@!
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MA WEST AFRICAN JOURNO’S APO KWA DESK

tha mzungu uko mbele in light green ni LOBBYIST FROM WASHINGTON D.C (washington district of columbia)that iz. hatuangushi jina yake na kadhalika apa!

of coz tuta piga ma storo about LOBBYING and how it’z BIG STUFF IN THA CORRIDORZ OF POWER HUKO WASHINGTON.SIKU IKIFIKA.

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NIVEA YA KU?!!!!  of coz it iz an anti-perspirant.shangazi ya?perspiration!
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in BRAND ZZZZZZZ  hata NIVEA INA RANK MA JUU LIKE THA SAMSUNG’s.VITUS
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viatu ya johnny depp.STAR SPANGLED BANNERS NJUMUZ
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THERE WAS A LOT OF FASHION NA STYLE ON DISPLAY LIKE SOME EUROPEAN FASHION WEEK EVENT.

 

AND THE men and men’s wear IKAWA BAMBA .men’s wear has gone mbali

like did i see the devil?????????????

 

 

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PICHA AINA YA BLURRED LINES twataka uone vile msee wa macho chongo au weak eyed anasikia.like unaona yet like hau-oni clear?

i thing-k even the devil likes high fashion

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THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA!

 

 

prada designer

N prada iz high couture