MOTIVATING FACTOR

TO the young girls,,,,, always feel that you are meant to/for greater things and so empower yourself to be the best you can be.
young women should be empowered to be economically independent.
in life when you hit rock bottom,the only place you can go is up as there is no room to go down. JOSEPH in the BIBLE had to go through intense adversity first to achieve his full potential.your adversity is an indication that the best is yet to come.if only we persevere and pray.
youth,,,,,,,,,,you can rise above your circumstances and soar to greater heights than you ever could have imagined
IN GOD and… WITH GOD… know how its done.how it should be done.

1.GET the name of the prospect
2.Pray for that prospect
3.Believe that a helpful and friendly meeting will take place with that prospect
4.form a picture in your mind of a successful encounter
5.BELIEVE that GOD is always with you
6.GO out in the name of the LORD and meet that prospect
If you go out in the name of the LORD being loving,honest and caring ,holding the success picture,,the door will open for you.
IF GOD be for you who will be/can be against you/or even what can be against you
FAITH in GOD removes all tension,fear,worry and all the negative forces that hold a person back from success
IF GOD is for you then what is there to worry about??????????????
IF the most powerful force in the world/universe is for you/on your side ?why should you have any fear of failure?
a kind of serenity comes over people who have this conviction.and in the center of that serenity more often than not is the SUNLIT OASIS THAT WE CALL SUCCESS.
AMEN.

HUMOURmob & world cup

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-kwa wakenya walioenda kwa bola brazil kutafuta dough???????????????????????PESA?????
kuna dough/pesa pale uwanjani.
acha tom and njeri/jerry??? kuna thomas mullah/muller/mueller/dough/pesa wa u jeru…………money.yes.he’z german from ger money

#-kwa wana harambee stars walioacha RAIS MAN U(man uhuru)hapa……………….home????????????
walipata RAIS mwingine kule bola bra-zil
RAIS wa world cup ni GOALkeeper.
wa i’ll geria/ALGERIA.
(jifunze al-gebra/algebria)

#-kuna vitu vya bei ghali mle uwanjani PIA
sio mchristo/cristiano ronaldo…. au gareth bale(ka-UNGA) coz of hefty buy/sell trans-fer fees
guy ni COSTLY.he’s called costly.
USIOMBE JOSE CHAMELEONE HUYU JAMAA(NI VITU vya bei GHALI)ni kama hujui eti hana mali.

-PAPA SHE/RA…SHIRA THINKS AFRICA’S SHIDAS in ball matters NI MISMANAGEMENT KWA BALL.HAYA HAPA KUNA miss.MANAGER.NILI MISS MANAGEMENT CLASS AND MI NI EXPERT KWA MISMANAGEMENT YA EVERY BALL/THING. KU MISS MANAGE KILA KITU.ALL INCLUSIVE,mismanagement in all and all!!!!!
AI!

meanwhile@ NTV U GANDER/YOU Ganda
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEN…………YO..WEARY/YO-WERI?????????????????caught sleeping on the job.in camera
YOOOOOOOO WEARY?????YO WERI?????????????????MOOSE 7 NY/MUSEVENI IS
TIRED AND WEARY AND HEAVY LADEN NA U SINGIZI/U SING EAZY/sweet sleep?????????????????????????????????? he WANT THE EYES TO SING A LULLABY Easy????????????????????????????
the yooooooooooo-weary/weri men is meditating or sleeping
like meditation:-? hiyo ni medicine ya ki chinese/made is sin ya chinese?chinese cures?
wow moose 7 y,ny,museveni,moo7n.y.,
swala nyeti ni is THE president setting a bad precedent?????????????????????????????sleeping/sleep-sitting in the HOUSE?????????
SO IF HE SLEEP SITS IN BUNGE/parliamen(t) LIKE THAT DOES IT MEANS AKI AMKA KWENDA THEN HE SLEEP WALKS TO HIS DESTINATION-home??????????????????????
OR SLEEP-DRIVES HOME TO A (bharatiya/bar-@-here janetta) party..that.dont stop he has to sleep out/pass out live on cams?
the banana wine makes him sleepy
the banana boiled makes him filled
the banana accessories to every meal make his head a banana re-public-ation
the groundnut soup makes him a nut-head?????????KNUT-HEAD???????????
even banana soda???????????
banana flavoured sparkling water?
let sleeping prezzo lie/SIT
COZ he’z y ooh-weary moose 7 n.y.

JOKESPOT/SPORT

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KWA ARE YU MY TYPE-(WRITER)-KI PINDI:::::::::::::::::::::
GAL::::::::::YOU are working would you show me your pay slip so we budget together
jamaa::::::::::yes i would.i believe two heads are better than one
so ndio hii mi na ?????????????????? wonder
nakuuliza jamaa is looking for a gal baby au for siamese twins joined @ the head?????????
TWO HEADS

we are talking about the feet(hem)of the trouser………………….check to see if it fits/(feets)
tunaongelelea nyayo ya longi/suruale na ku tazama (i bet)kwa sisi(CCt.v) tv ikiwa ina nyayo sawa heeeeeeeeeeeeeee-yoo

on are yu my type(writer)
gal::::::::::::::::would you carry my handbag as in would you carry your girl friend’s handbag???????????????????
guy 1:::::::::::::::hiyo si hard .hard tuachie rocks au hard ithi/hadithi/hedithi/au fred kaa gumu gumo
guy 2:::::::::::::::::unless she be a make up artist ???????????in which case she need a carrier/airline????????????????????????????????????????ana tafuta artist?????????????si ajaribu watoto wa primo wanao fanya arts and craft/ARTISTUTA? BART-ISTUTA???????????????????au ata fute m-CONGO?????????? they would do well both in make-up-ry and artistry and so-phistry.AI!! wachana na mimi ni mark maasai,,,,,,HAPA BANA mimi ni mark-iadi/ MAKIADI M-congo
guy si is mixed up ka cake mixer

haya joke :teacher auliza new boy wewe waitwa nani??????????
kid says miye n’naitwa chris maas
teacher auliza the boy na jina ya mzazi wako baba tafadhali????????????????????
boy jibu….s :::::::::
ticha jijazie si automatic budangu anaitwa father christmas??????????????????????????????????????????????

jokespot/sport

ANKA4

mr .root.toe on the police:::WE LEE RUTO AKA WILLY DEPP::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::our police men should be motorised for them to function ki sambamba
mi i wonder?????????????kwani wata ekewa engine?????????????????????badala ya ku buy wa motor car/cycle?????????
alafu watakuwa engineers????????????????????????????????au machine men????????????????????????????????????????????????
alafu waki motorise iwa na kambi ile ya sony???????????????????????
wataitwa pia sony we ga /wee guy??????????????????????????????????????
this is what i wonder

poem.aka po emma

HUMOURITA

once upon a time rally ilikuwa ni safari rally.ata it was like a holiday.walakini sasa rally ni cord rally,eldoret rally,saturday rally,saba saba rally

once upon a time foundation ilijenga nyumba.aka base ya mjengo.walakini sasa ni ya kujenga uso na ni base ya uso.liquid,cream,powder????????????????/mac/st.mark cosmetics?????????????umeumbwa unajijenga upya????????????/////

once  upon a time filler ilikuwa ya ———————sasa filler ni ya make up artist kuku tengeza juu.ku fill in your brows your lips and all.its very filling.

watu wana charge iwa na concealing evidence,wana dada wana tumia hiyo hiyo concealer ku ji po doaas in to conceal their flaws alafu wana walk about na hio hio concealed face kama exhibit

???????????????????????????????/what next for generation next??????????????????/neck st????????

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poem.aka po- emma

RACE

once upon a time rally ilikuwa ni safari rally.ata it was like a holiday.walakini sasa rally ni cord rally,eldoret rally,saturday rally,saba saba rally

once upon a time foundation ilijenga nyumba.aka base ya mjengo.walakini sasa ni ya kujenga uso na ni base ya uso.liquid,cream,powder????????????????/mac/st.mark cosmetics?????????????umeumbwa unajijenga upya????????????
founding fathers??????????????wa kuji paka

once  upon a time filler ilikuwa ya ———————sasa filler ni ya make up artist kuku tengeza juu.to make you up.ku fill in your brows your lips and all.its very filling.un filtered…………………..why don’t they fill in your nose?????????????????????

CONCY CONCILIA

watu wana charge iwa na concealing evidence,wana dada wana tumia hiyo hiyo concealer ku ji po doa as in to conceal their flaws alafu wana walk about na hio hio concealed face kama exhibit kwa dunia yote????????????????????????????????????????????????????kila gal ni a walking exhibition????????????

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once upon a time brush ilikuwa ya paint.ya kupaka rangi nyumba.
but sasa……………………………………..ni ya app lying make-up stuff to the macho,meno,ulimi make up lips………uso??????hata utaskia tangazo mi ni ma rangi and am a graffitti artist/face painting guy/using saddening paints………………………..kweli mwenye ana paka mama stella wa machachari yeye ni graffitti artist……………he grafts a scaryface upon a face!scar-let colour on a scar face??????????????????

once upon a time………………..GLUE was for school work.@ art and crafts…………………..lesson.na lower class for sticking charts kwa wall
but nowwwwwwwwww……………………………..glue is for 1.inhaling………na vuta pumz boyz,
2.bonding weaves??????????kwa salon ya james bond. ni james bond au ni teacher wa chem ndio hairstylist??????????????????na.. bonding lessons???????????????pita chem kuwa weaver?????????????
3.for sticking on false lashes..wanahitaji lash ao watu???????????????na ku stick fake nails……………kila kitu so fake it requires an fbi agent to see thru all the lieeeesssssss
once upon a time………………….contact zilikuwa kwa simu…………………….
sasa ziko in the eyes…….as contact lenses????????????????????you seeeeeeeeeeeee?????????????????lens ilishatoka kwa camera pia…………??????
once upon a time port ilikuwa ni mombasa…………………………ama airport..but nowwwwww………………………..port iko kwa nyumba.kwa mijengo?????????kwa ukuta.ati pahali pa stima/socket…???.ata port(ing) iko kwa simu
so unaita harry porter au electrician ikiharibika???????????????????????????????
au unaipeleka msa??????????????????kwa port ORIGI??????????????kwa mfinyanzi??????????????????
si vitu vina potelea/portelea mbali kila day by day????????????????