HUMOURMOB TU

1.IF YOU WANT TO REMOVE GREECE FROM THE WORLD CUP…………………….
USE AXION THE GREECE STRIPPER/GREASE STRIPPER??????????????

2.HAYA JAMAA KAAMBIA MWENZAKE :KWAHERI MI NAJIENDEA SMOKIES..MWENZAKE AMWULIZA WAENDA KUNUNUA SMOKIES AMWAMBIA HAPANA NAJIENDEA SMOKIES HAYA TENA AMWAMBIA KWANI WAENDA SUPA AU NINI?AKAJIBU HAPANA.HAYA MWENZAKE ASEMA FUMBO LAKO NA MAANA GANI????
AKAMWAMBIA NAENDA SAFARI MOSHI(T.Z)
3.METAL THIEVES WA S.AFRICA WAIBA 10 KM OF WORKING RAILWAY TRACK.
EHE KWANI ????????MWIZI WA KENYA SI ALIIBA METAL RAILS ZOTE/ALL KMS NA MAGARI KWA BARABARA?
NA BADO .SI WALIIBA GOLD METAL YENYE IKO KWA GOLD MEDAL…THEN WAKAIBA TRACK YOTE PAMOJA NA TRACK ATHLETES WAKAUZIE THE HIGHEST BIDDER?BID OR BUY? IT IS KAZI KWA BIDII.NGUVU WACHIA SIMITI
4.SUAREZ CANNOT BE UNVEILED @ BARCELONA COZ OF A FOUR MONTH BAN.KENYAN UNI STUDENTS DO A MUCH LARGER BAN-?A YEAR.
SIKU HIZI WACHEZA MPIRA WANAVAA VEILS AU JERSEY?HE CAN’T BE UNVEILED?IS HE A BRIDE? DON’T ONLY BRIDES WEAR VEILS? DID HE BITE THE VEIL?A GUY LIKE SUAREZ HEARS SOMEONE SAY SO AND SO IS A SWEET PERSON AND HE SEES A SNACK LOOKING @ HIM.HE AND EVE ARE THE SAME THING.TAKING A BITE OF THINGS NOT TO BE EATEN.THEY HAVE MEGABYTES IN THEIR SYSTEMS.DOES LUIS SUAREZ BITE THE WATER WHEN HE GOES TO WASH OR SWIM???HE SHOULD MARRY A WHITE SHARK THAT HAS LOTS OF WORKING TEETH LIKE HIM.OR THE TOOTH FAIRY?
5.HAYA BASI MAMAKE JUMA NATURE SI ATAITWA MOTHER NATURE?
6.KWANI THOSE WHO TAKE A ROUND TRIP WANASAFIRI KWA CIRCLE? do they go round in circles?wana circulate tu hapa na kule na pale?
badala ya kutumia the transport systems wanatumia the circulatory system……………………………?????????????
7.THAT GUY IS SO GOOD WITH NUMBERS, EVERY DAY HE SOLVES LOTS OF MATHS PROBLEMS…….EEEEEEEEEH. si YEYE NI MANAMBA.

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the world’s weirdest beauty treatments

would you smother your face in sperm??or cover your face with bird pooh?or maybe pricking with minute needles to refresh your skin????
here are some of the most bizarre procedures you can have in the quest for youthful beauty
1.RAINDROP FACIAL:
angelina jolie spends 15000 pounds per year on non-invasive laser treatment that gives her a glowing complexion and youthful appearance.”first we prep the skin with microdermabrasion so the laser penetrates better.Then we use a laser which feels like warm raindrops on the skin.after that we do a lavender acid exfoliation then gently apply wavelights.” Dr.David Colbert/(call butt?booty call???)whatever? who carries out the procedure told GRAZIA U.K.
2.SPERM FACE MASK??
A 67year old recently made a video posting /advertising the skin benefits of covering your face in this stuff and saying that’s the secret to her youthful looks????????
3.KITTY LITTER FACIAL:
one blogger proposed mixing cat litter with water to make a deep cleansing clay mask?????
(this one thinks if a cat has 9 lives then she can relive her youth like luis FELINE score lovely cat face)we presume.and anyway even after the proverbial nine lives of a cat…………………CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT.in the end
4.BEE VENOM FACIAL:
loved by kate middleton.it works by fooling your skin into thinking it’s been stung,so it causes a rush of blood to the surface thereby stimulating the production of collagen and elastin.
5.URINE FACIAL:
Urine is sterile and has been compared to amniotic fluid that surrounds babies in the womb and as babies’skin is so soft,the theory goes that urine can soften adult skin.
( naomba ruhusa nika saidike mkojo umenibana afande bana)kumbe ni kunawa uso na ureno.
6.FACE SLAPPING:
a san francisco salon owner started offering slapping of customers as a treatment and for a hefty sum.saying it reduces wrinkles and shrinks pores.plus the idea comes from thailand where they also do butt pinching and boob slapping
can you slap a sore throat?
(and a kenyan mwanasiasa gave a beauty treatment to another lady of the hse of representatives and in a twist of slapstick comedy????he forgot. that hit hard it must ave ironed out wrinkles and shrunk pores and the voice box .like is just a FACELIFT SLAP)he should open a kofi house facial nyororo?????????????????
7.GOLD FACIAL:
Is available in london and gives you a glittering complexion with a 24 carat gold facial that involves a skin radiance gel packed with particles of real gold(if it’s good for goldfish,it’s good for you)and the happy cup winners GERMANS faces were radiant, i presume with particles of gold from the gold trophy.
a midas touch won’t hurt.Midas made in germany.and turn a weightless leather plaything into heavyweight expensive metal.Magical.
8.FACIAL ACUPUNCTURE:
just imagining hata uso siku hizi inapata puncture??????sio tyre??????it’s designed to improve blood flow and reduce stress (why don’t they just drink blood like the maasais /vamps and use the stress protest deo to protect the face from stress)??it also minimizes fine lines.
9.JAPANESE FACE EXERCISES:
Involves you being silly and using many tools designed for beautifying your face like the big mouth device/open lip device/monkey mouth device?they can make you laugh by their large outlandish sizes.
10.VAMPIRE FACIAL:
works by taking your own blood and separating out the platelets then injecting these into your face through tiny needles.and its for reducing eye bags and boosting collagen but also causes black eyes(black eyed peas?)
11.BIRD POO FACIAL:
used by geishas to brighten and repair their skin using treated nightingale droppings that are now a more common part of skin beauty treatments
(i’d suggest dipping 7 times into the river jordan for new baby soft smooth skin.the prophet elisha skin renewal natural cleanser).
12.SNAIL FACIAL
would you let snails crawl all over your face in the quest for a radiant glow????????the snails are farmed especially for this job and fed a diet of only organic fruit and vegetables?why not eat them yourself and take life more slowly pace??????????????
she (S)nailed it
do we really need a snail as a pace setter??

HUMOURMONGER

*- IN CHINA,,,A POPULAR RIGHT NAME IS ????? (WRONG).YES. WONG.I AM WONG.AND AM W(R)ONG.
*-I RECENTLY SAW AN ADVERT SAYING BE FAB FROM THE GURU. FAB FLATS @ 3500.SO AM HAPPY MY ACCOMODATION PROBLEM HAS BEEN FIXED AND RUN OFF TO BEAT THE DEAL AND SEAL IT.KI U.S.NAVY SEALS???????.AFTER CALLING AM TOLD/ASKED WHAT IS YOUR SIZE? AND I SAY AM SIZE 14.THEY ARE LIKE NOT YOUR BODY.AND AM :BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW BODY SIZE TO KNOW IF THE HOUSE WILL FIT ME/HOUSE ME??AIGHT?
THEY GO ON :WHAT SIZE DO YOU WANT??
I SAY EVERYBODY WANNA ASSOCIATE WITH SIZE 8.THEY ARE LIKE SIZE 8 IS OUT OF STOCK.AND I WONDER DO BUILDINGS GO OUT OF STOCK????????without a tsunami???
AND WHERE WERE THE ANTI-STOCK THEFT PEOPLE WHEN THIS WENT OUT OF STOCK??????????????OR IS OUT OF STOCK MEAN THE SOUP IS OVER??????
WHO DRANK IT?????ITS DRA N(K)ULA.
I SAY I AM LOOKING FOR A FLAT @ 3500
AND AM TOLD TO GO AND CHECK OUT AND REACHING THERE………………………………..NO HOUSES.ANY HOUSE? JUST LOADS NA LOADS OF SHOES.AND AM LIKE I WANT A FLAT AND WAKO :HERE THEY ARE TAKE A PICK.I WANT A HOUSE?????????????
NO WE DONT DO HOUSING WE ARE NOT REAL ESTATE.WE ARE A SHOE SHOP AND we create A REAL ENVIOUS WARDROBE OF SHOES…………………….Nooooo. I GOT A PAIR OF SHOES ON.NOT LIKE AM BAREFOT,,,,,,,, AND AM ANGRY COZ AM LOSING A CHEAP FLAT AND THEy WANT TO GAIN FROM ME.I SAY COZ YOU CAUSED ME PAIN NO GAIN YOU GET FROM ME.IF IT WAS PAINLESS YOU’D HAVE GOTTEN MY GAINS/A BUY OUT OF ALL FLATS.FLAT FOOTED,FLAT TYRE(A POTBELLY GONE VANISHED FLAT)FLAT JOKER.FLAT BEER,
BUT COZ AM DE FRAUDED INTO BELIEVING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION……………..(I WANTED A PLACE TO HOUSE ME ,NOT TO HOUSE MY FEET IN COMFORT)?DUH,IF AM HOUSED MY FEET WILL BE IN THE HOUSE TOO.AND COMFORTABLE.TOO.
NO PAyINg…..NO GAIN(to you)
i will leave on my flat footed #$^&%**…………..and go climb the heels/hills and wear the heels and heal my tired FEET ?? my FOOT !
FOOTING THA BILLS???????????A BILLING TIMES A BILLION TIMES
*-BOSSMAN::::::OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH PLS waiter.CAN you pls clear the table
Waiter::::::::using which clear formula????
the sky is clear right?????????????
have you ever seen anyone clearing the sky?????even after dark(ness)?or even toning it???????
using which cleanser or clarifying cleaner?
just get yourself a clearing and forwarding CO.to do the job for you.am just a waiter and i wait for things to be done or for things to happen..i wait for people to make orders and for the chef to put it on a plate and wait for the computer SERVER to serve the order and wait for the hand to hand it over to the mouth and wait for the suarez to bite/chew and wait for the liquidation of assets by saliva and then wait for the des(s)ert to turn into a (plain)plate and wait some more for the orders to be finished…..and wait for engaged(PEEPS)to put a ring on it…..cake/dessert??????????and wait for the guests to leave and wait for em to leave me sumthing?TIPsy
in brief I AM A WAITER.WAITY KATIE.
and now am waiting for you to give me MATCHING ORDERS.yours and mine. HA

humourmob/shoes,suarez,pounds

1. HAya basi.wa sisters do wear shoes.BLOCK shoes.flat shoes,hill shoes/heels??????how i wish these shoes would block them from following you on????????????????????????????????????????
TWITTER???????????????????????
and to the gals.who wear so cold/so called BLOCK shoes and FLATS?????????? do you have a BLOCK OF FLATS IN YOUR WARDROBE??????????????Halafu warembo wakisha vaa FLATS watu wataishi wapi????
NYAYO HIGH HEELS???????
au watafuata nyayo????????????????
alafu moi?,…………………………aache nyayo avae STILETTO-toes?
avae ngong HEELS/HILLS? coz he’s as old as the hills????????????????????????????????????
wadada wakisha maliza kuvaa hills/HEELS & FLATS nakuambia wataenda kwa estates,si watavaa NYAYO HIGH RISE??????????KI KUKU KAPANDA BIKE NA BATA KAVAA RISE-ON???????????????????
A RISE AND VAA

#2. HAya ticha anafunza watoto geog,,,,counties……anasema kuna ngong hills,,,,mua hills,,,taita hills/(even TIGHTER HEELS for smoothening and silkening and making your feet look young and legs long,….? ni giraffe heels in ANIMAL PRINT fashion)………………..
and THE TICHA to JINGA SPICE/ginger spice…AKA student stupid ::::name one other local hills in your locality?????????
THE KID::::::STILETTO HILLS/(HEELS)IN MY MOTHER’S KABATI.

#3. SUAREZ should have been created a shark.and be called SHARKIRA. AND THEN HE WOULD DANCE SO WELL move the moves and dribble on the dance hall/floor?or PAPA shark/shirandula?????. or he could have been a dentist because he loves working with teeth.i think he was performing dental surgery on G.O.G.O. CHIEL LINI.swala ni?
hadi LINI? ? FIFA should install BLUE TOOTH TECHNOLOGY,,,pamoja na goal line technology ku track huyu manzi wa uruguay.he’s a man na ni m zi.(ata gor wa kenya need GOR LINE TECHNOLOGY).

-so prezo wa uruguay abuses fifa juu ya suarez BURNS/BAN.si alijichoma mwenyewe?eti ban?na mkuu wa U.N? has he been banished to the moon?ATI BAN????if life gives you a ban/or fifa?go make a banana,banana sandwish/ch cake out of it.same as lemons and lemonade eheeeee?
he can go to a great acting career in hollywood as a stuntman for snakes,sharks,,crocs? he can work for ryan giggs as a GIGABYTE(s) of course.he can partner with a MEGA CORPORATION and be a MEGABYTE.pls understand him.he’s a boy with teething problems and needs some baby teething medicine/DENTINOX…HE CAN HELP OUT BABES WITH TEETHING PROBLEMS BY SHOWING EM TO PRACTICE???????????HA!
AND fifa should have given him a year’s supply of PASTA to bite into.is that a BIT-ter pill to swallow by swarez?
whatever you do ,don’t let him eat a whole elephant in one bite.its why he didn’t bite the ivorians.
BAN-IANI (the ban yaani) MBAYA KIATU CHAKE DAWA!!!!!!!!!

#4. AND if donald sterling don’t like his women near and around black successful basketball players????????????????????????????????????
no black guy either.so i wonder what the ??????????????? HECK on mr pound.or he pounded some people @ the wrong spot??????????????spot reduction/spot pounding?????
and if mr.sterling pound no want his women to bring black (successful basket ball )guys to his games????????
no other guy would want the male and female GAME(TES) to meet either???????????????????????????????

humourmob/school ?

wachana na shule za mtaa that have D.H.prefects
Tahidi high/or the ORIGInal school it is,,,,,,,,,kuna BANQUET MANAGER.alafu dining table and chairs are worn white wedding fabrics and tied ribbons ready for scholars to enjoy a gourmet experience. meanwhile………………..wenzao kwa shule za reja reja wanakula PARAFINA. wachana na SARAFINA ,iyo si food iyo ni movie.watoto wakuleeeeeeeeeee PARAFINA mpaka mate yao inakuwa PARAFFINUM LIQUIDUM.
MKOJO ITAKUWA KAMA kwa PETROL STATION.
TUMBO NI FILLING STATION.
KISHA WATATOA GAS KWA GAS STATION
Wachana na shule za mtaa zenye ziko na ENTERTAINMENT prefect who so happenz to be so enter taint(ed) hajui to play you musiq?plays,football?your own trashy creations?like shetani avae prada?(a drive prado)?Tahidi/TIDY high kuna events manager.who concerns with scholars enjoyment watoto wa this schools wana RAHA lez call them RAHAB.@ home page,@school,@ malls,@all over they’re on RAHA mode.,,,@ D.H,@pool,@peer’s mansions,(does a rich lady own a mansion or a WOmansion)????@ ??????????????????
TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE BUT MR TEMBO/ELEPHANT MAN AND MS.MORE GUN /MORGAN DIDN’T GEL
WHY???????????????????ELEPHANT ?GUNS?POACHERS??sKILLs?????
ASIYESIKIA LA MKUU NI KIDS WA TAHIDI HIGH.(MODERN)

humourmob/OKOA KODI/OKOA CORD

Cord launches okoa kenya.lupita the mexican re launches OCHOA kenya.
wachana na okoa jahazi.achana na guillermo ochoa.achana na LUKEWARM MACHUNGWA aka vuguvugu la chungwa.KUNA okoa kenya movement.
Launched by okoa kenya no mads.who occupy no mad’s land/is it no man’s land???????????????????????????????????swala nyeti’s like that we leave for moose 7 y.museveni.na CR7.
the missing miss here to complete mr.puzzle(d)YOU AND I is a third wheel/force.
SWALA NYETI:who is the saviour to be??????????????
1..TIM KRU(E)L AKA CRUELLA DEVILLE WACHANA NA WIMBO KIFO HAKINA HURUMA HII KIFAA HAKINA HURUMA(FROM DE HOLE AKA U HOLANZI)HOLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR/HOLLALLAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2..LORRIS/LORRIES/LORRY MADOWO HUYU ATAPELEKA WATU NA LORRY LORIONDO FOR MATI BABU/BILA ABABU
3..BWANA ochoa…………………..uta okoa lini?????????????????????????
4..TEAM/TEEM/TIM HOWARD………….TEEMING TIM HOWARD WILL SOON BE PATENTED TO BE A CONTRACEPTIVE.HE SAVES EVERYTHING. ATA WAREMBO WA KI KENYA WAME WOMBIKA/UMBIKA NA LIVE OFF MEN’S DOUGH AS A LIFESTYLE??????????(IYO NAKUMATT LIFESTYLE U NEED IT U GOT IT)?INAYOFANYA WASISHUGHULIKIE MORNING AFTER PILL???????????..WAMEPATIKANA.TEEM HOWARD TEEMING WITH SAVING GRACE NA SKILLS WILL SOON JOIN OKOA/SAVE KENYA.USITAKE OCHOA/USTAKE ONA
WACHA TUONE,COZ MWENYE MACHO HAAMBIWI TAZAMA(YA WA HENGA).MWENYE MACHO AONE CCTV.(MODERN) DIALOGUE WACHIA DIAL-A-TAXI/CAB NA DIAL- A -BURGER.ACHA THEATRE YA HOSPITALI???????? HAPA KUNA THEATRE OF THE ABSURD.DREAM CAST(INGS)
UTA OTA LINI???????????????DREAM ACTORS/POLITICIANS WHO SHOULD BE ON POLI(O)TICKS VACCINES,TO PREVENT THEM POLITICKING IN FUTURE HEROINES/DRUGS/DRAG QUEENS BEACHING IN COAST????????REFERENDUM?????????????????REFEREE HOWARD WEBB/BUIBUI ATA HOLD REFERENDUM NA REF MARWA NELSON.WANAJUA REFEREEING SANA.
KAMATI OF EX PATS/EXPERTS????????????????????????????????????????????
AND last but not least
5..VINcent mwENYEweAMA IS IT vincent enyeama?????????????
WE NEED A SAVIOUR TO OKOA KENYA.
TO OKOA CORD.TO OKOA US FROM OURSELF.FOR OURSELF
OKOA SELFIES

humourmobsana

a crazy jamaa sayz :::::::::that is why i applaud bachelors,
bachelors know more about women than married men.
if they didnt they’d be married too.(jokes)

And just jana 6.7.2014……………..PST Allan kiuna was giving this ka message to JImmy Gait. and a BWANA DAVID in his church that wa get married now or if they find them selves on the other side aka side B aka ku enter glory,,,,,let me simply say HEAVEN………………allan said there is no marrying or giving in marriage.
aliwaambia waoe.wakati ni sasa.ultimatum sio saba saba pekee na cord.na dialogue na kadha lika………..hata BACHELORS wapewe makataa.waka taa kuoa kwa nini??????????????
kwani hao ndio wakona BACHELOR’S DEGREE more than other guys????????????
back to j.c.c na makataa ya kuoa sasa.(young men get married or die trying)or die flying.high.and aiming high.till they get as high as a kite.
M-nafanya ladies kuwa 2-nd best.kwa first grade oldies.
wazee hukumbuka:::::::::::::::::::: mbona ma youth hawa-oi hawa ladies?
actually young guys /bachelors wanachangia sana gals kuwa bibi wa pili,wa wazee.
jimmy boy (with) gait ni eligible bachelor.ni m slim,,he looks good,,,,,,,,na the voice,,,,,,,ame achieve,,,,,,,,,ako na rosy future(sio future iko na tissue paper)ameangusha hits,,,,,ana ishia bwana,anaenda church per sunday,,,,may be ameingilia charity work,ako na connections,,,,,,,,,in short he has it all.
MBONA MBONA MBONA?????????????????????????????????????????????HU-OI
GET MARRIED IN THIS LIFE TIME.si GAL unge oa may be ???????????? is seconded mahali coz ngaaheeka ndenda/ndinda you’ll marry when you want?????????
hamna shida.kuna PROS ZA ku-live a single happy life.
CONS NAZOoooooo…ni kwamba hata huyo lady ana eza geuka terrorist wa amani yako na starehe zako na mipango yako……..who knows?
ji enjoy na um kumbuke muumba wako (i dont mean creator of amos wako alone)siku za ujana wako.
biblical porojo::::::::::::::::::
does uo vu na kuoa mean one thing? HOW :ILIANZA NA SOMO ya bible ambapo K.N.E.C. YA IYO SIKU enzi za yesu,mafarisayo na masadukayo na bw.wasanga wa visanga.(ma farisayo/sadduccees??)wali set (SETTING) A QUERY FOR JESUS eti guy aki die and he married and the bro took the wife on and on until the saba saba bro/7 th born brother dies……….they’re like who will say he was the wife owner?
as in at the ressurection whose wife will she be since she married all the seven men?(mark 12:18-27)
ANS:IN HEAVEN THEY WILL NEITHER MARRY NOR BE GIVEN IN MARRIAGE,THEY WILL BE LIKE THE ANGELS IN HEAVEN.and GOD IS NOT THE GOD OF THE DEAD BUT OF THE LIVING.YOU ARE BADLY MISTAKEN.
DONT YOU LOVE JESUS FOR STRAIGHT UP ANSWERS???????
NO BEATING ABOUT THE BUSH?????????????????
HAKUNA MWANAUME KAMA YESU.

MOTIVATING FACTOR

TO the young girls,,,,, always feel that you are meant to/for greater things and so empower yourself to be the best you can be.
young women should be empowered to be economically independent.
in life when you hit rock bottom,the only place you can go is up as there is no room to go down. JOSEPH in the BIBLE had to go through intense adversity first to achieve his full potential.your adversity is an indication that the best is yet to come.if only we persevere and pray.
youth,,,,,,,,,,you can rise above your circumstances and soar to greater heights than you ever could have imagined
IN GOD and… WITH GOD… know how its done.how it should be done.

1.GET the name of the prospect
2.Pray for that prospect
3.Believe that a helpful and friendly meeting will take place with that prospect
4.form a picture in your mind of a successful encounter
5.BELIEVE that GOD is always with you
6.GO out in the name of the LORD and meet that prospect
If you go out in the name of the LORD being loving,honest and caring ,holding the success picture,,the door will open for you.
IF GOD be for you who will be/can be against you/or even what can be against you
FAITH in GOD removes all tension,fear,worry and all the negative forces that hold a person back from success
IF GOD is for you then what is there to worry about??????????????
IF the most powerful force in the world/universe is for you/on your side ?why should you have any fear of failure?
a kind of serenity comes over people who have this conviction.and in the center of that serenity more often than not is the SUNLIT OASIS THAT WE CALL SUCCESS.
AMEN.

HUMOURmob & world cup

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-kwa wakenya walioenda kwa bola brazil kutafuta dough???????????????????????PESA?????
kuna dough/pesa pale uwanjani.
acha tom and njeri/jerry??? kuna thomas mullah/muller/mueller/dough/pesa wa u jeru…………money.yes.he’z german from ger money

#-kwa wana harambee stars walioacha RAIS MAN U(man uhuru)hapa……………….home????????????
walipata RAIS mwingine kule bola bra-zil
RAIS wa world cup ni GOALkeeper.
wa i’ll geria/ALGERIA.
(jifunze al-gebra/algebria)

#-kuna vitu vya bei ghali mle uwanjani PIA
sio mchristo/cristiano ronaldo…. au gareth bale(ka-UNGA) coz of hefty buy/sell trans-fer fees
guy ni COSTLY.he’s called costly.
USIOMBE JOSE CHAMELEONE HUYU JAMAA(NI VITU vya bei GHALI)ni kama hujui eti hana mali.

-PAPA SHE/RA…SHIRA THINKS AFRICA’S SHIDAS in ball matters NI MISMANAGEMENT KWA BALL.HAYA HAPA KUNA miss.MANAGER.NILI MISS MANAGEMENT CLASS AND MI NI EXPERT KWA MISMANAGEMENT YA EVERY BALL/THING. KU MISS MANAGE KILA KITU.ALL INCLUSIVE,mismanagement in all and all!!!!!
AI!

meanwhile@ NTV U GANDER/YOU Ganda
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEN…………YO..WEARY/YO-WERI?????????????????caught sleeping on the job.in camera
YOOOOOOOO WEARY?????YO WERI?????????????????MOOSE 7 NY/MUSEVENI IS
TIRED AND WEARY AND HEAVY LADEN NA U SINGIZI/U SING EAZY/sweet sleep?????????????????????????????????? he WANT THE EYES TO SING A LULLABY Easy????????????????????????????
the yooooooooooo-weary/weri men is meditating or sleeping
like meditation:-? hiyo ni medicine ya ki chinese/made is sin ya chinese?chinese cures?
wow moose 7 y,ny,museveni,moo7n.y.,
swala nyeti ni is THE president setting a bad precedent?????????????????????????????sleeping/sleep-sitting in the HOUSE?????????
SO IF HE SLEEP SITS IN BUNGE/parliamen(t) LIKE THAT DOES IT MEANS AKI AMKA KWENDA THEN HE SLEEP WALKS TO HIS DESTINATION-home??????????????????????
OR SLEEP-DRIVES HOME TO A (bharatiya/bar-@-here janetta) party..that.dont stop he has to sleep out/pass out live on cams?
the banana wine makes him sleepy
the banana boiled makes him filled
the banana accessories to every meal make his head a banana re-public-ation
the groundnut soup makes him a nut-head?????????KNUT-HEAD???????????
even banana soda???????????
banana flavoured sparkling water?
let sleeping prezzo lie/SIT
COZ he’z y ooh-weary moose 7 n.y.

JOKESPOT/SPORT

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KWA ARE YU MY TYPE-(WRITER)-KI PINDI:::::::::::::::::::::
GAL::::::::::YOU are working would you show me your pay slip so we budget together
jamaa::::::::::yes i would.i believe two heads are better than one
so ndio hii mi na ?????????????????? wonder
nakuuliza jamaa is looking for a gal baby au for siamese twins joined @ the head?????????
TWO HEADS

we are talking about the feet(hem)of the trouser………………….check to see if it fits/(feets)
tunaongelelea nyayo ya longi/suruale na ku tazama (i bet)kwa sisi(CCt.v) tv ikiwa ina nyayo sawa heeeeeeeeeeeeeee-yoo

on are yu my type(writer)
gal::::::::::::::::would you carry my handbag as in would you carry your girl friend’s handbag???????????????????
guy 1:::::::::::::::hiyo si hard .hard tuachie rocks au hard ithi/hadithi/hedithi/au fred kaa gumu gumo
guy 2:::::::::::::::::unless she be a make up artist ???????????in which case she need a carrier/airline????????????????????????????????????????ana tafuta artist?????????????si ajaribu watoto wa primo wanao fanya arts and craft/ARTISTUTA? BART-ISTUTA???????????????????au ata fute m-CONGO?????????? they would do well both in make-up-ry and artistry and so-phistry.AI!! wachana na mimi ni mark maasai,,,,,,HAPA BANA mimi ni mark-iadi/ MAKIADI M-congo
guy si is mixed up ka cake mixer

haya joke :teacher auliza new boy wewe waitwa nani??????????
kid says miye n’naitwa chris maas
teacher auliza the boy na jina ya mzazi wako baba tafadhali????????????????????
boy jibu….s :::::::::
ticha jijazie si automatic budangu anaitwa father christmas??????????????????????????????????????????????