uma mob…………………………….upuzi::::::::::::ant/blue 2…hearing aid

in hearing aids…………………………………………….hearing differed/deferred…………………………………………………

its like gillette blue 2.

yes it is.what it is.

but the hearing shingo upande…………………………………………………………….

hear stuff like

GILLETTE BLUE TOOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@#$%^&*!

kweni ni ya ku shave meno????????????????????????????

!@#$%^&*?”> craps

teevee

AND IN OTHER NEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSScrapssssssss!!!!!!!!

up-oo-zy/cho-cha-rito-

if an ant elopes with a fellow ant ??????????????????????????????????????

i am a complain ant
i am a complain ant.tha ant complains.

SO IT IS NOW ANTELOPE  ?????????????????????????????

ant-elope? englishias? mixiology/
ant-elope?
englishias?
mixiology?

uma mob/upuzi

in u-poo-zy……………………………………………

upuzi is ku-dhani pande ya nguo ni kanywaji like

kitu ka coca-collar!!!!!!!!!

and then lady gaga aki finish to vaa meat dress……………………………………wait for the collar of tha next dress

atavaa COLLAR bacon…..

meat dress body building proteina
meat dress body building proteina with collar ya bacon

from pig-hear-me

pig-ia-me

ni vanity

uma mob::::::::::::::::::::::::close.dolphin

eti shule zimefungwa???????????

serikali pls repatriate miroslav-e close for kosa la  ku close all schools.his talent is ku funga.

nah.he don’t fast.,,,:”*&%$#@

scores.

Gosh!

amefunga bao pia!

funga bao?
this bao is closed in a square

eti he closed all the blackbooards ??????????????????????  too ???????

am smart
am smart.jamess smart.very smart

and if peculiar kenya-s dont think of a solution

ujuaji mob sez

juz go to the school of fish

dolphins are very smart

who need teacher when we got smart dolphin @ the school of fish??????????

umamob……………………………….hair tale.S…………………………………………si airtel

hair tales

starring……………………………….

1…..berry shallo…………………………………………………………………….

2…..double M M hair man tha one and only……………………………………..

try chologist ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: u can thicken tha balding hair

3…..uma risto…..ries………………….:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

yes now.ukitumia custard powder ama gram flour ya bhajia.ha!

4…..joy BALLIng  DEAR:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::can it be reversed?

iyo tungejibu kama tungeona nebuchadnezzar!!!!!!

reverse hairstyle
hair ya reverse

*uma risto………-ries::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::no it cant be reversed.nywele sio gari reverse ni ya gari.

UJUAJI/WAPI??????

NINI?????

MJUAJI IZ BWANA DOUBLE MMMMMM.THA 1 & ONLY HAIR FORCE

DHT nywele ina u.h.t.

dehidrotestostirone????????????????????????

hair transplant mimea ya nywele transplant ya paka,,,,,,,,monkey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.haieleweki,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,machanganyiko??????what not?????????

and then berry shallo………….sezzzzzzzzz………………………………………………my skull is clean

eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh

si ni scalp??????????

eti she sez her skull is clean?

aligundua kwa museum?????????

ye ni fossil?

ni kina ricchard leakey walimwambia ivo?

leakey sio try-chologist

ye ni mchimbizi

wanachimba fossils

humourita::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ENOUGH!

just enough is not GOOD ENOUGH

YOU ARE MADE FOR MORE THAN ENOUGH

BY THE GOD OF SO MUCH MORE

WHO HAS MORE THAN ENOUGH

FOR EVERY LIVING THING

ASK HIM AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN UNTO YOU

THE SECRET IS THIS BOOK  CONSTITUTION YA MUNGU
THE SECRET IS THIS BOOK
CONSTITUTION YA MUNGU

psalms 145:16

The eyes of all look to You, And You give them their food in due time.

  You open Your hand And satisfy the desire of every living thing.


Aramaic Bible in Plain English

You open your hand and satisfy the desire of everyone who lives.
You open your hand, and you satisfy the desire of every living thing.


Thou openest Thy hand, And satisfiest every living thing with favour.

humourmob/zima-man?

you see that msee ana zima stima apo ??????????

on the wall????????

baaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thaz the one

called……………………………………………………………………………

(zima-man)

called zimmer-mann??????????????????????????????????????????????

we una think ni estate ???????????????????????????????

ni mtu anazima stima apo kwa wall tu

usiwe na ujinga kiasi cha kutaka kuzima stima kwa wall ya facebook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the 2nd awards of tha year.in tha line of duty!
the 2nd awards of tha year.in tha line of duty!……..so far,,,,,,,THUS FAR……..so good.

UMAMOB/SIKIO………..TOO,,,,age…….D AND G

what's your age????????????????
what’s your age????????????????

age?age?so the agenda is the age?age ask zari

or else age ulizia WINE

unaniuliza age kwani mi ni wine????????????????

axe just axe.ask                                                                          miye nga *2 saying……..    just aks/axe

DOLL SI YA GAVANA. ni ya watoto
DOLL SI YA GAVANA.
ni ya watoto

it is DOLCE & GABBANA

doll si ya gavana
hearing the less………………………….. doll si ya gavana

humourmob/JET BLACK

iv yoo can’t afford some hair-colour???????????????????

ujuaji mob apa sez

improvise………………………………

beat the hair colour

piga kichwa rangi

jet black!

piga head rangi ya kiwi
piga head rangi ya kiwi

from mzee to kijana PAP!

humourmob/sikio???????????????

old trafford be comes………………………………………………………

stuff like OLD TRIPOD?????????????????????????

WAZEE HUKUMBUKA
WAZEE HUKUMBUKA

its ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,kirigo ngarua

but sikio the less…………………………………………………………………………..

indigo barua?
i am indigo barua?

mutahi ngunyi…………………………thats it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sikio the less,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hears like……………………………..

mutahi mbuni ???????????

mutahi mbuni?
mutahi mbuni?????

other times you hear stuff like MUTAHI duni  ?????????????????or we need a hearing aid.??????????????????????????kama english aid??????????????????first aid for the sikio!!!!!!!! asap!

fresh bake’D,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,story moja festival

Storymoja Festival 2015 is now behind us. We now bring you a postmortem of the festival.

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Every woman who carries a pregnancy expects to receive their bundle of joy after 9 months. But what if that doesn’t happen? The Still A Mum campaign exists for this sole reason.

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Are you a writer who is passionate about women’s achievement? AfroMum seeks to hire a writer with a good understanding of the 21st century African Woman and Mother. Get application details here

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Kenyan blogs of interest

Is the 21st Century man clueless on what it means to be a man? One blogger takes an indepth look at The Man In The Mirror   …………………………………………………………………

…THINK ITS MICHAEL JACTION!

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What do you call it when the grim reaper incessantly knocks at your door, taking your loved ones, refusing to leave you alone? Is it Killing Season?

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How many people know you? The real you? The you only you know? This one is short and interesting. Read it.

MA COUNTY…………………………………………………………………..

Focus on the counties
Migori

Looting by Migori County Assembly officials has jolted the ombudsman into action. Find out about the investigations here.

Makueni

Makueni County Assembly’s health committee has decried the lack of a public cemetery and dump site in Emali town, making this a looming health crisis.

Nakuru

Fr. Stephen Nyamweya, a Nakuru Catholic Priest has asked the government to be considerate with the teachers issue and have dialogue with them. Here are his thoughts.

Have a great weekend!