HUMOURMOB….OPPOSITES

COW BOY cooking fat ………….THEM feminists will want to cook with cowgirl

san-diego——————-san-LIVECOME

Gene-sis—————————–Gene-BRO

(like folly-cians think tha book of genesis was written by  Gene-viv?  naji?

did yu know that tha book of genesis is not gene-RIC?

Cri-sis——————————-cri-BRO

Photosynthe-SIS—————————photosynthe-BRO????????

BRO-ccoli————————SIS-coli????????

 

 

 

 

MAT lauer

 

 

 

 

POROJO!

 
12.10.2016
 
#PEARLHARBOR75
 
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This week marked the 75th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor in Hawaii. In a surprise strike by the Japanese, 2,400 Americans died in what then President Franklin D. Roosevelt called “a day which will live in infamy.” After being reluctant to join the war effort, the U.S. entered World War II in direct response to the assault. Later this month, Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe is set to become the first sitting Japanese official to visit the memorial at Pearl Harbor. This comes after President Obama visited Hiroshima, Japan, the site of the dropping of the Atomic bomb earlier this year in ceremonial displays of reconciliation.

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SOFIA GETS SUED
 
By her own offspring…not even born yet. Yeah, we know. You totally didn’t see that one coming. According to the New York Post, the lawsuit seeks to turn over custody of the frozen embryos to Vegara’s ex-fiance Nick Loeb so they can be brought to life and receive the trust set up for them. The embryos, listed as plaintiffs Emma and Isabella, were created when the Vegara and Loeb were still together back in 2013. Vegara has moved on and is now married to “Magic Mike” star Joe Manganiello… maybe Loeb should also #getalife…or wait… is that what he is trying to give his yet-to-be-born daughters? We’ll await the outcome of this one…
 
TIME for TRUMP
 
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It’s official, the 2016 “TIME” Magazine person of the year is none other than President-elect Donald J. Trump. While calling our future President a “real change-maker”, the piece describes Trump as a “huckster” and calls Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton an “American Moses.” The article highlights how Trump “magnified the divisions of the present, inspiring new levels of anger and fear within his country,” while Mrs. Clinton “became a symbol in a fight that was about much more than symbolism.” Um… all we can say to that is: #BiasAlert.
 
SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO?
 
Immigrants around the country are concerned about what the Donald Trump presidency will mean for their future in America. In fact, one organization in Texas is so concerned they’re hosting 100 forums and a series of events to help immigrants learn their rights. In Chicago, Mayor Rahm Emanuel has set up a fund for illegal immigrants to use for legal aide and cities across the nation are promising sanctuary. But is it legal?

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QUEEN BEY SLAYS GRAMMY’S (EARLY)
 
All hail Queen Bey. Beyoncé is up for a whopping nine Grammy nominations after her extremely successful album Lemonade. I mean who wouldn’t want to drink lemonade whipped up by Beyoncé, am I right? Beyoncé has some fierce competition for album of the year from Adele, Drake, Justin Bieber and country singer Sturgill Simpson. The superstar is the most nominated woman of all time having received 62 nominations, winning 20. #SlayedIt

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Issue. 060.

UMAMOB/OKOKA?e.t.c….

KRISTIAJOKE:

 

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laughter mob constantly

 

 

GUY 1::::::::I WANT TO BE SAVED

PASTOR–IZED:::::::::::::::::::::::::YEA I THINK YOU SHOULD BE

GUY NEXT::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::YOU WANNA BE SAVED

KWENI WE NI PESA?

HAVEN’T YU SEEN THEM BANKS AND THEM SAVED STUFF GO DOWN DRAINS?????

OR YU WANNA BE SAVED SO NDIO UITWE   SAVINGS????????????????

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LIZABETH BANKS

 

THEY DON’T USE MY DOUGH THEY KEEP ME ENTERTAINED……………………………..

 

 

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ALLAN KIUNA:::::::::::::::::::::YU WILL NEVER SHINE UNTIL YU RISE

 

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like father like son………………………………and LIKE FARTHER,,,,,,,,LIKE SUN

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journalists are supposed to say the august house
yet they say it as the oga’s house
so the bunge is in naija-ria?
vera going to naija world is nige-rear?
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PIGA KURA.COM

humourmob/TYPO-errorS!@#$%^&*

 

 

HUMOURMOB CONSTANTLY!

 

 

 

RAILA

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AMOLO TINGA NA MPIRA AMOLO NA MPIRA

‘KITENDA WILI??????????”

TEGWA!

“MSEE KIPARA AMEINGIA,”,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

JIBU SILLY :::::::::::::::::::::::

“OPARA-NYA!”

AMOLO TINGA SEZ………………NIKO NA TINGA TINGA TALES MOB KAMA HE-HE!

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UPARA-NYA

 

SWALA SILLY::::::::::::::::::::::::::;WENYE UPARA/OPARA WANAKUWANGA WAMEENDA OPARA-TION

imagine a typo will leave RAILA a mere RAIA.

RAIA WA KAWAIDA TU

 

the l ime grab-biwa ki typo

 

 

 

 

cereal

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am cereal /CYRIL ramaphosa now@#$%&!

eti cereal ramaphosa

he the breakfast cereals guy????????

but cereal is weetabix?

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pic of mg.co.za.,,,….——-cyril /si-real ramaphosa! fake ones too?

 

 

 

TAKE  JAKAYA KIKWETE

A TYPO ERROR TURNS HIM INTO A DISABLED GUY PAP

jakaya  MW(r)ISHO KIWETE

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MzE  JAKAYA KIWETE pap!

 

 

jakaya kiwete amekula down..not down’s syndrome by the way

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rob@ downy jr.pa ha!

 

 

take bernard mwinzi

 

Believe the truth panel

 

a TYPO ERROR just turns him into a MWIZI PAP!

FOR NO REASON………………………………….

….thaz if tha typo error  stealz tha N……..which typoz grab pap!

 

 

 

JITU MUIGAI

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how do you hear it????mi naisikia-nga eti JITU MUIGAI.siskii tha other  part!@#$%^&*?

 

 

 

Attack:?!@#$%^&*

ATTACK MOB IN HUMOUR MOB: INSPEKTA MWALA:kweni inspekta mwala alikaa tumboni HALF-TIME PEKEE??????????????????? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,JUST asking?????

 

 

 

NAKUAMBIA SIKU YENYE TERRY ANNE ATAKUA vegeterian akulage greens na leafy-ies,,,,,,,,
iyo siku si atakuwa
VEGE-TERRY-ANNE! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,……….                      .YEAH RIGHT?

 

UJINGA NI KUWEKA A BOOK KWA CUP BOARD THEN UNA SAY YOU ARE A BOOK -KEEPER yu dont keep books of accounts pwa ha !

 

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WRITE DADA’S AND LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD

humourmob.colou-r-ainbow/shaggy-tarius

 

 

 

 

 

 

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shaggy-tarius

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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colour coding:::::::::::::::::::::::::::

WHY wear white as if you are milk?

why wear black as if you are shoe polish?

wear the rainbow

and when the rain thinks to rain,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it sees you in rainbow- coded and it don’t rain!

coz rainbow is a promise of  rains  never raining mad  again

nywele GOLD

shoezzzzzzzzzzz maroon commando

 

 

skirt blue ama turquoise

hose/ brown ama french coffee:: the colour!not the “drink”

black tee

 

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HE IS SHAGGY-TARIUS 100%

 

 

grey bag

blue pen

silver phone

bendera koti,

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shaggy-TARIUS is his star

 

 

koti

 

 

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i am  shaggy-TARIUS

humourmob-tha loot,,down’S,,130,,MP3

wale wana loot coffers za umma za KENYA WANAITWA

 

:::::::::: QUEEN LOOT-ifah

loot-ita nyongo..watatumbukia nyongo in that loot-ery kama gich-okemo duo

 

 

 

 

 

 

umamob//manamba  130?!@#$%

 

unaisiki-aga aje ile jina ya   zeynab wandati anchor?

ukiwa masikio manamba kama nani wa naniiiiiiiii

utaisikia eti

zeynab 130

 

 

 

 

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ukiona wabunge watatu wamesimama apo nje ya precincts of parliament……………………………………………………………………….

basi iyo ndio inaitwangwa

MP3

 

 

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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo eti eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ati ………………………………………………………MP3 (MPEG-1 Audio Layer-3) is a standard technology and format for compressing a sound sequence into a very small file (about one-twelfth the size of the original file) while preserving the original level of sound quality when it is played. MP3 provides near CD quality audio.eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebla bla bla eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nye nye nye nye nye eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

uongo

 

 

 

 

 

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MP3  iz thiz.PIC: theguardian.com

 

 

 

 

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show your love and support for others in society who are ABLED DIFFERENTLY

 

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show your love and support for others in society who are ABLED DIFFERENTLY

HUMOURMOB///SMS

kupokea sound ya vyombo viki vunjwa na viki vunjika vunjika

sms mo-sound ama BREAK TO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,22222222

 

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KUPATA UJUMBE ABOUT WHERe POMBE IS  KWA WANA YOUTH WALIOLEMEWA AMA KU CHOMEWA NA MUTUTHO

SMS MR.TEMBO (pombe ni tembo apa)

 

na uambie guardian/mzazi that  mr. tembo ni discipline master ama head teacher sio supplier wa pombe mob kwa vijanaaaaaaaaa(ukumbuke mgema akisifiwa tembo hulitia manji)biscuit??????????? au maji???????

maji tuachie jonah akunywe akiwa kiu in tha deep ocean akienda hot nineveh

hot kama nairobi 2016

 

Image result for alcohol illustrationswengine wakiwa pembeni ……………………

uyu ako pombeni……………………………………………………………………….

 

 

Image result for alcohol illustrationsnawe youth ukipewa—ko  pombe,,,,,,,,,,,sms yes or no

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    ……………………………………………………………….                                                                                                  youth pls wasinywe pombe wanywe yoghurt

 

 

 

 

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THA SLY FOX ama foxxy brown

 

TO GET NJAROMOB  AMA UKORA MOB   SMS MBWEHA TO GET SLY COMMENTS NA KADHALIKA

si uliona ile ya ku sms giraffe to nininini

nini nini??????????

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SIRI ULIZA SAMSON MANOAH

to GET SIRI YA KUUA SIMBA NA SIRI YA NGUVU YA SAMSON ALIYERARUA SIMBA NA BARE HANDS KA GAZETI YA KUFUNGA NYAMA

SMS SAMSON MANOAH TO?????????????????????????????

 

SIMBA ……. in the lion in the sun resort………………resort iz tha streets of nairobi

lion apate vitamin d

HI-ZAAK AAK MWA-HHOORAAH    AMPE LION  SOME SUN SCREEN/BLOCK

SIMBA ON THA ROAD SHOW

SIMBA NA GAME SHOW

 

 

 

 

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FORWARD 2016

 

LION TENA WAMETOKEA WAKIJENGA SGR RAILWAY YET AGAIN

 

MEANS

WANAOJENGA RAILWAY NDIO WANAOVUTIA LION AMA NDIO WANAMCHOMEA LION PICHA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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           habari ndio hiyo

 

 

 

 

to get ujinga mob sana constantly……………………………

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UJINGA ni kuvaa SAFARI BOOTS  na hakuna safari unaenda hataaaaaaaa!

humourmob/ujinga mob.bil dad?

 

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ni kuenda nineve

 

maswala nyeti maswala krezi maswala ma jinga

zina jibu

zina dawa

pap

 

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histo-rita

ondijo wa histo

mi nilifunzwa history

nowadays kuna tha history channel!

 

 

 

of coz kila mtu yuajua mukami kimathi kila siku ako hapa kule anytyme ako around

but the rest ov ma cape nguria 6???????????????

ma first lady kama wa tha bil- DAD car-gear???????????

 

 

who knows ata jina zao???????????????

we can only take ma wild guesses

eti maybe bil- MUM kaggia ndio mukami wa this side????????????

 

yote teaser???????????9

10 ni kwamba

twawatakia int’l women’s day njema awa ma fighter wives

whatever their role

 

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uma mob/peter pan

Image result for a panif u think a pan is a pan??????? cooking utensils?????????????????????

 

 

theeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

 

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

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this boy iz a  pan????????????????????

 

 

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aka PETER PAN

pic-chazzz na storo na porojo na mahanjam!

WISH EVERY BODY A HAPPY NEW YEAR

mwaka happy

HAPPY 2016

 

 KICHEKO/VICHEKO/HUMOURMOB/HUMOUR/SATIRE/SEMI CIRCLE/POROJO/STORO MOB/ MILELE

picha by blurred lines……………………..

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THIZ MZU-NYE IZ BUZY ON THA PHONE IN “WENDA-WA-SIMU” AMA PHONE MAD-ITY. and in mambo na ma BRANDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, NEARLY EVERY ONE HAD A SAMSUNG SMART PHONE AND THAZ A BIG NOD TO KOREAN WORKMAN SHIP. YAANI RUBBER STAMP KUBWA KWA KOREA KUSINI.IMAGINE LIKE KILA MSEE APO ALI SIKILIZANA TO HAVE MA SAMSUNG VITU’ZZZZZZZZ? fro tha wa biggy to wa wote!
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tha press centre ama MEDIA CENTRE.in storo mob%^&*$#@!
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MA WEST AFRICAN JOURNO’S APO KWA DESK

tha mzungu uko mbele in light green ni LOBBYIST FROM WASHINGTON D.C (washington district of columbia)that iz. hatuangushi jina yake na kadhalika apa!

of coz tuta piga ma storo about LOBBYING and how it’z BIG STUFF IN THA CORRIDORZ OF POWER HUKO WASHINGTON.SIKU IKIFIKA.

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NIVEA YA KU?!!!!  of coz it iz an anti-perspirant.shangazi ya?perspiration!
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in BRAND ZZZZZZZ  hata NIVEA INA RANK MA JUU LIKE THA SAMSUNG’s.VITUS
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viatu ya johnny depp.STAR SPANGLED BANNERS NJUMUZ
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THERE WAS A LOT OF FASHION NA STYLE ON DISPLAY LIKE SOME EUROPEAN FASHION WEEK EVENT.

 

AND THE men and men’s wear IKAWA BAMBA .men’s wear has gone mbali

like did i see the devil?????????????

 

 

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PICHA AINA YA BLURRED LINES twataka uone vile msee wa macho chongo au weak eyed anasikia.like unaona yet like hau-oni clear?

i thing-k even the devil likes high fashion

cozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA!

 

 

prada designer

N prada iz high couture