humourita/POWER TALK NA WALE:WORLD IKO FULL NA NUTCASES IGNORE THEM.DUNIA IMEJAWA WAJINGA WENGI WAPUUZILIE MBALI NA HUO UPUZI WAO WOTE WABEBE WENYEWE

POWER TALK D.NATION 27TH FEB BY WALE AKINYEMI.advancement of humanity is credited to people who warded off negativity
IGNORE THE NUT-CASES
I SAY GRIND THA NUTS TO A *%?

FAULU SANA

THIS GUY ALIANDIKA GEM JANA .WALE

FIRST:

HAPA Humourmob  we did just that na tumepepea mbali sana.na hii ni STARTER.by tha time tufikie desserrt!!!!!!!!!!

nakuambia the glory is here!!!!!!

come-sa

THA COMICA GLORY IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TUKO DIGITALLY DUNIA YOTE HAPA,coz tuli -migrate a year kabla ya ma woes……………za ku-hama.

hapa tunaona mbali sana…………………………………………..na tuko mbele mbaya!

OTA NDOTO

1. wale (mr.those ones akinyemi) anasema:if none is playing mziki…..ili u-dance to?..i create in ur head na start ku dance.don’ make it about tha audience……….MAKE IT ABOUT YOU.

EMEN

2. FIRST LAW YA HUMAN STUPIDITY IZ THAT ALWAYS NA INEVITABLY KILA MTU UNDERESTIMATES THE NUMBER YA STUPID INDIVIDUALS IN CIRCULATION.

nakuambia si NI WENGI KULIKO CASES ZA PATTNI KORTINI?????

WASKIA??????????? WAIGNORE KA SHENZI..AS IN LET THE FOLLY IN THEIR FOLIO BAG LIE.ILALE

3. USI EXPECT MORE TOKA KWA  WATU THAN YU DEMAND OF WEWE MWENYEWE.

UNAEZA DIRECT EXPECTATION YAKO TOWARDS A STUPID PERSON!

HAPA hatuna leg room na spare room ya failures na folly-ers.

LEGO

hapa ni ku aim kuvunja rekodi ya GUINNESS BK YA WORLD RECORDS KWA KUANGUSHA HUMOURMOB MILIONI MOJA FOR A START!

alafu toka hapo kazi iendelee.emen?

tuko wazito hapa.fully loaded!

AFIKIA

4. STUPIDITY NI LACK YA INTELLIGENCE(tuko na personal boinett apa ako radar)reason wit au sense au understanding.note kuwa si kila msee ni all round stupid.anaeza jingi-ka one area na amejibeba ki-erevu in another

5. uki- base matarajio yako kwa mtu hana intelligence una hitaji uko in trouble.

nawe unadhani ni samson ako in trouble na delila kinyozi’s na hair designers………….HAAAAAA!!!

mashona

6.  ACHA MATARAJIO YAKO YAWE INTERNAL.sio ex-ternal.mwisho-we unaeza find out ulikoenda wrong na ku develop capacity for where yu are going

7. masaba ni kwamba a stupid mtu causes losses kwa mwingine while yeye hapati gain yoyote na hata huenda hasara!

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.shame na disgrace !**$%??

8.  why should yu worry about opinion ya someone whose opinion has no bearing or effect on your life????????????GEM KABISA(hapa ni GOD ndio manager)NA ANAJUA JOB YAKE VILIVYO

9. REFUSE KU-KUWA A DEPOSITORY FOR NEGATIVITY then hao walanguzi wa ujinga upuzi ushenzi stupidity watatafuta kwingineko

TEMBEZA

10 .dont empower THE STUPIDITY YA WATU TO GET TO YOU.USI WA ALLOW .COZ they thrive on the effect negativity yao iko nayo kwa watu                 WHAT A GEM?????

11. NON stupid people wana always under-estimate the damaging power of stupid individuals:HII NI CIPOLLA’S 4TH LAW

12. THE CHOICE YA KU WEZWA NA WALANGUZI WA NEGATIVITY IKO ENTIRELY UP TO YOU

13. NO MATTER HOW NEGATIVE THEY COME……KUMBUKA NO ONE CAN MAKE YA FEEL INFERIOR BILA YOUR CONSENT.USIITIKIE.

SAFARY

14. AND THAT SUCCESS IS THE SWEETEST FORM OF REVENGE!

YES WE CAN

SEMA NA TENDA

BELIEF

HAPA NI KAMA NAKUMATT YOU NEED IT (knowledge na skills)

YOU GOT IT

and there’s more in store just for wa-viewer wetu .hii pharmacy ya laughter ndio tha best medicine KUNA DAWA!

SUCCESS

WE WISH WA VIEWERS  WETU A NEW MARCH A NEW MONTH  AND MARCH ON .

hatujasahau this jamaa

MARCH-ISIO SIO MAN OV THE MATCH NI MAN OV THA MONTH NI MARCH.ISIO
MARCH-ISIO
SIO MAN OV THE MATCH
NI MAN OV THA MONTH
NI MARCH.ISIO
ITALIA
HUNK? MACHO-MAN ITALIA/IT WILL CRY!
MARCHISIO
MARCH-ING ON……………………………………………………… KI MARCH HII SIO

Leviticus 18:22 (Homosexuality)

MUNGU ANAJUA THE BEST FOR WATU.EMEN?

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Homosexuality

Do not practice homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman. It is a detestable sin. (Leviticus 18:22)

Read: Leviticus 16:29 – 18:30, Mark 7:24 – 8:10, Psalm 41:1-13, Proverbs 10:15-16

Relate: Around junior high and the early years of high school there was a Tv show called In Living Color. It was in a lot of ways a knock off of Saturday Night Live by a predominantly black cast and featured such great names as Jamie Fox, J-Lo, Jim Carey, and pretty much every single one of the very prolific Wayans family. What the show is most remembered for, at least for me, is the “Wanda” sketches by Jamie Fox, and the Men On… sketches by Damon Wayans and David Greer with their “Three Snaps in the Z formation”. They were great… at least I thought so at the time. I can remember being a part…

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Psalms 44:6-7 (Put Down Your Sword)

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Put Down Your Sword

I do not trust in my bow; I do not count on my sword to save me. You are the one who gives us victory over our enemies; (Psalm 44:6-7)

The gun showRelate: Like pretty much every day this week, Wednesday’s paper had an article about the conflict between Russia, Ukraine and the separatists that are little more than Russia’s pawns. Unlike other recent articles, however, this one told of how Ukraine’s President was at a global “gun show” buying up weapons since the west is unwilling to sell to him directly. It is much more politically safe for the West to sell weapons to the UAE and let them turn around and sell them after a significant markup. Tempting as it is, I won’t follow the rabbit trails of on how many different levels this is just plain wrong.

ISISSurprisingly, there was no news in that same paper on ISIS…

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humourmob/kanye jina

jus imagine nowadays kuna-ga majina the strange the absurd abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz hiyo ni jina ya a south american?

si iko kwa gazeti???

haya kuna mtu aitwa a madeinusa

size names 8????

future names                             ka ya FUTURE WA CIARA??????????????

common names ka ya rapper common???????????????

animal names……………….WANGOMBE.eva mendes………..mwindi anaitwa rai-CHURA……octo????????????

mtu/ rapper aitwa t.i.,,,,,,, full name kwani transparent….cy………..int’l?????????????????????ernational???????????

sasa tafakari jina hapa

if  kanye west  angeoa toka ghana yule msichana wa kofi a nun???????????

na he’s not a nun……………..

but annan…………………………………………..

imagine the name search??????????????????????????????????/

wacha na na north west

mtoto si angalikuwa tu KAHAWA WEST!

ALAFU KAMA NI A BOY FULL NAME NI KAHAWA WEST BARRACK(s)!

CHEKA SANA .COM
ha ha ha ha he he he hooooooooo!haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha !*%ha! ha! cheka.co.ke

hahahaha!hahahaha!

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

hahehiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!************

HUMOURMOB/lively,tangawizi

this is BLAKE AND she iz lively.

bleak livelier

wakenya watatengeneza mafuta iitwayo blake and lovely ni ka fair and lovely

alafu apa pia kuna con man au con animal alidanganya HAWA.             anaitwa COBRA DEADLY    NYOKA LONGO   COB BRA

usi ulize eti HAWA ni kina nani

HOUR NI MASAA

NA HAWA NI EVE

KINGSNAKE

EI YAWA                                                           USI TAKE ONJA!HATA USITAKE ONA!

SO HAPA TUNAO BLAKE LIVELY …………………………………

NA COBRA DEADLY!                   ………………………………………….

CHECK EM out……………………………………………………………………

LIVE OR DEAD!

FOLING

KATIKA mambo ya jinja……………………………..                                         .ni jiji uganga.                                                tangawizi

no uganda

NI JIJI UGANDA.

na katika mambo ya ki ginger/KI JINGA

wezi wa asili ya ki kenya walienda tanganyika kuiba katika sakata ya TANGA-WIZI!

as in wizi huko t.z%@?”

looking for dawa ya lolly uhondo/NI LOLIONDO NA KI-SWA.

wizis

HUMOURMOB/comica

crazy kenyan

HAYA BASI MI NA KUANZA KWA KUULIZA STUDENT,,,,ni m-stupid……..!………

eti ROBOT ANAItwaje kwa lugha ya kiswahili

kiroboto

silly jibu:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ki-ROBOT-o   HHHHHHHHHHHHHHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

kiroboto??????????????????????

KIROBOTO???????????????????????????????????????????????????

SILLY KAma!:yeah

na many ov them ni ViROBOT-o!.WAKIWA SEVERAL?????????????????

manambasGUACAMOLE

guacamolo

foodclipHIVI NI KUKU LET YU KNOW THAT hii ni food ya bw.p.m.raolgonzalez suraya

yeah.bwana p.m.

inaitwa foodpmGUA-C-AMOLO.ni fruit/salad dip.na ni healthy

oooooooooooooooooooooo mtu anasema i doubt it ,i have my doubts,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i highly doubt??????????????

kwani wewe ni THOMAS??????????????

na kama we sio THOMAS…………………?????????una doubt??????????????

si we nowadays kuna DNA???????  ungehakikisha bwana ni bwana?????? na cctv????????????????? ungeliona na macho?????? na yudas????????? angepost kila update ya meeting s yake na el-diablo, na ma-kuhani?honey s wake??????????????????

MWENYE MACHO AAMBIWI YU SEE????

tazama ni kipindi!ya tee-vee K-a-T-a-N-a tee vee

COLOURFUL

unasikianga eti bahari ya hindi bahari hindi na kweli niiiiiiiiiiii………………………

HAKUNAGA MAHINDI HUKO!

HINDI FOOD MAPPY

SANJAY DIRT????? THA TRASH GUY???????????????????OCHAFU

OR tha trashy guy??????????

RAMBO

DUTTY

KA-RAMBO KAINDI

DIRTISH

alafu most watoi siku hizi wanataka……………………………eti waki grow up????????????

i want to be mdomo KAYA/ka-higher kama d.j.afro

na ku watch tee vee mob

zi!

zee!tv

DISPENSER

hii ni dust bin au chai dispenser/coffee dispenser??????????????

inafaa tha innovative wakenya waunde kofi kidero dispenser

ya ku slap watu wanaokuudhi silly on cue,on time ,on tha spot mpaka wapigwe shock hadi watafute SHOCK ABSORBER!

CHAKA SANA .COMHA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! HA HE HE HE HE KI HII HI HII HEE HE HE HA HA !

METHANO1.mwenda  tezi na omo?????????????????

HURUDI BAADAYE NA ARIEL!

AU powerboy!

2.wanasema-ga eti kawia…………………………..UFIKE.

HAYA basi tha modern version ni…………………………………………………………………

KAWIA                                                                     ???????????????????????????

kwani unatoka rongai????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

3.oooooooooooooooooooo eti mcheza kwao hu-tuzwa,,,,,,,,,,,,ati mcheza kwao hu-tuzwa……………………WAPI?

si tumeona na equal-torial guinea???????????????

walituzwa wapi si walituza wale wasee wa jungu kuu au  nchi ya ndovu kuu hakosI U-COCOA??????????????

nakuambia MCHEZA KWAO NI EQUA(L)TORIAL GUINEAYEAH YEAH EQUATORIALS

MITHALYETI ukitaka cha mvunguni sharti uiname.KITUNGU

we unataka vya mvungu we ni m-vungu??????????????????

ukasikia eti pea caesar yaliyo ya caesar??????????

unataka ya mvunguni we ni UNDER-TAKER???????????

haya jaribu ku take shark under water ?????????

inahitaji more than kuinama……………….

ita require

WIT,kujitolea,kuwa sea sick,kuwa heavyweight,talanta ya PHELPS u swimi  ili u take on tha big whale vilivyo kwa terrain yake…….

uku na uku na uku na uko kuna mawimbi…………upendo wa papa wani zungushaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

nd’o maana most wakenya wa mbio washindwi na wakishi’dwa…………….basi mo farah amefanya ku train humu humu

HELPER

eva mendes
hawaaaaa ni WA-CHEE-RA WADUDU

grossly mendes

navamiwa na eva mendes…………….MESSAGE

A MANDARIN dish ya insects inaitwa MENDE-rin/tsitswA????????????

OYALA????????????

IMAGINE BW ELIMU GUY-MENYI ANASIGN KITU 20TH THEN SAYS INATAKE EFFECT IMMEDIATELY ON JAN 5TH.ndipo utajiuliza ?????????????

has he just invented the time machine???????????????????

na izo ma fees shule zinataka up-front……………………

kabla mtoto azaliwe anaweza sema antaka NAN,NANgold label pampers,baby shop stuff,UP FRONT????????????KIDMAN BABYSTUFF

BEBE WINE??????????????????????????

KULIA

BABY THIS???????????

SPOONY kwani ni variety show????????????????????

mtoto anafaa kula omena na uji na matunda

akitaka variety…………….ajaribu na baby cartels  aibwe apelekwe kwa a-tool sir.

ni kwality, valu-valu-, service, VARIETY, lifestyle.

u need it u got eat

BABYCOOL

BEBE COOL HAPA ANALIA NI KAMA KING LEAR anahitaji room service…………………………

na mikono anazo.na mdomo.na ako njaa???????

GOURMET BABYmay be anadhani hii hapa yote ni chicken feed.

ama ??????????

SAIDIA