FRESH BAKE’d

Focus on our blog

We are still documenting the sessions we had at the Digital camp, so head over to our blog and read the following;

 

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“Photography is painting with light” This was Mutua Matheka’s definition during his session.

 

“We see far because we stand on the shoulders of giants” – find out why Mark Kaigwa was quoting Isaac Newton.

 

Owaahh strongly disagreed with the statement that ‘Research is not sexy’

 

It became apparent that most bloggers don’t know the kind of suits they can face from what they publish. Liz Lenjo shared these nuggets of information.

 

Focus on the counties

Nairobi

What does Chief Justice Willy Mutunga, activist Boniface Mwangi and Ory Okolloh have in common? Well, they have teamed up to recognize our heroes.

 

Makueni

The Senate Committee on Energy wants residents of Thange Village in Kibwezi Sub County affected by a massive oil spillage screened for possible petroleum products poisoning.

 

Nakuru

Beware Nakuru farmers, there could be fake livestock drugs in the market. Follow this revelation here.

Free Speech

Increasing number of political leaders association in hate speech has re-ignited debate over how valid hate speech law is.

 

Governance

Article 181 of the Constitution provides for the removal of a county governor. So how do we impeach a Governor in Kenya?

 

Kenyan blogs of interest

Carrot and Grilled Pumpkin soup should be perfect for this cold weather. Try this recipe.

 

A single song or a single scent can awaken all the memories hidden in that part of the mind that says: Don’t enter. Do not. DO NOT!

 

All forms of abuse and violence against women continue in every imaginable space, be it private or public. We have begun 16 days of Activism against Gender Based Violence

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FRESH BAKE’d!*

We are clearly still reminiscing about the Digital Camp! In our defense it was so educative that we can’t stop ourselves from documenting the enriching knowledge that was shared by our facilitators. Here, read about what was covered in Biko’s Masterclass session.

 

When you get an idea, just how far should you run with it? We feature a guest post on our blog that explains why an idea is like a drug.

 

Entering into a software development contract is like negotiating a marriage. Maybe that is why you should consider attending the Craftsmanship trainings?

 

The season for weddings in nigh and many of you will find yourselves in wedding committees. So what do you say we jog your memory on Wedding Committee Courtesy?

 

Kenyan blogs of interest

 

Healthy living stretches way beyond the eating of fresh vegetables and drinking of eight glasses of water daily. Maybe you should consider heeding this call for health.

 

You can say that again!

 

 Me too!

 

he is appreciated.

 

 like bees on honey.

 

humour-mob-KANZE JENNER-attack-loo-gha*#@!$

 

indigo
ni indigo barua?a.a.ni kanze jenner.

no,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,sio……………………

thiz izzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

kanze-jenner

launch attack::::::::::::::::;

thiz iz how jenner pal broke thiz pieze ov newz

30/5/1—-4

“watoto hao  ambao walizaliwa na mama yao wamefariki”

unapata what ana say???????????????????

“walizaliwa na mama yao”???????????

si that’s the norm or the exception???????????????

(au tuvurute BABA yao into thizzzzzzzzz) ?????????

wai-pata how-ly???????????????

maanake! @#$%^&*

meaning??????????????

alafu?????????????

kisungu is kizungu mkuti

kiswahili kitukuzwe??

after sheng……………………. a new loo-gha coming soon,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, izzzzzzzzzzzzzz!@<?

kizungu kambi

kambination ya loogha-rhythms apa na pale na kule and all over

 

humour-mob-anti?-uncle!

nchi ya ghost workers

ghost writer

ghost radio presenter??????????????????

ghost wezi???????????????

ghost waa-ngushaji wa banks after kufa.

DEAD-LY KENYA

MAGIC-AL KENYA

IN PECULIAR KENYA

jan mo-harm-made

ghost ya michael jackson pia still earning big bucks post humously??????????????????????????

na uko ma kwao!@#$

malimwengu hayo

ghost wezi na ma steal-ettozzzzzzzzzzzzzz

mwili ya stori izzzzzzzzzzzzz

KAMA AUNTY CORRUPTION CAN’T DO THE JOB WELL ENOUGH

si wa i dis-band na ku-unda uncle corruption basi????????????????

ata breaking newzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

anti y-guru motion dies on a technicality…………

in 1000 ways to die!

humourmob/maswala-jam,SEWer???

 

 

 

 

 

 

KONDOOCITY

eti UKO KWA JAM???????????????????????

 

 

 

 

MI SIO RED CROSS

‘EEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

 

 

“JAM KWA WINGI”

 

 

AM JAMMING

SO NI MKATE UNATAKA??????????????????

 

ama why whine juu ya that

ka uwezani na jam

ruka kwa ocean ka jonah uta temwa mbele

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SEWER

so fundi wa ku-shona nguo anait-weje???????????????

 

NI   SEW-ER

Eti sewer????????????

unajua sewer lakini????????????????????

FUNDI-MKONDE

yes.am a SEW-er

coz i sew clothes

ama ni SEWE???????????!*

humourmob-attack:ma ghost”mulee”????

vanishing cream??????????????????????????

ni mafuta ya uso now!!!!!!!!!

ponds

ni VANISHING CREAM

a cream or ointment that leaves no visible trace when rubbed into the skin.

iyo nd’o inapakwa-gwa na ma ghosts…………………………..

you know how ghosts vanish ??????????????????

into thin air????????????????????????

so ma ghost mafuta zao za kupaka ni ma vanishing cream kama hii apa!

ya ma ghost kama ma “ghost mulee ” ???????????????????????????

tafadharini…………………………………………………..

THIS IS A GHOST STORY BY A GHOST WRITER

ushikwapo?????????????????????????????????????

shikamana

mwisraeli anauliza apa

“nishike MANNA”???????????????????????????

WAISIRAELI NA MANNA LAKINI????????????????????????

 

 

KAMA KUNA JAMES BOND SKY FALL???????????????????

 

YA WA ISI-RAELI NI” james bond” moses- amram- jochebed- levi  in …………………….

.FREE FALL

AS IN A FREE FALL OF MANNA TOKA JUU

WALIPATA EL NINO YA MANNA

na quails

sio manna-gu watu wa  a particular ma eneo!!!!!!!!!!!!

HUMOURMOB in !@#$%^&*? MA ATTACKS YUAJA

UJINGA NI ETI KUMEZA KIBERITI NA KUJITIA TUMBO JOTO

MBUSI

JOHN KIARIE

GHOST MULEE

TINA CAR-GEAR

LAUNCHING AN ATTACK

IN due season in due time……………………………………

SIO TERRORIST NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

PROVERBS::::::::::::::::::::;16:3

COMMIT TO THE LORD WHATEVER YOU DO AND YOUR PLANS WILL SUCCEED

humourmob/loo-gha…,,,break

kwa school wanaenda break na wanachukua off @ break time.

MA HALF AN HOUR 15 MINUTES APO.

…mbona kushika break ya gari or ku break ya gari sio break time????????????????????????????

GARI also  APEWE BREAK TIME.

if one dances akishika break ya gari????????????

may-be tu dance ya ku move kichwa tu?

is it BREAKDANCE?????????????????????

 

aya basi on t.v. they taka a break ma sekunde  NA minutes apo…,,,

basi in JAIL pia they take a BREAK

the JAIL-MEN NOW!

so break ya jela ni PRISON BREAK

NA HUNYAKULIWA MARA MOJA OR YOU  DIE TRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MICHAEL SCOFIELD NDIO POSTERBOY  YA BREAKTIME

 

 

 

BREAKJELA

 

 

 

MASHETANI WATU,you should know people,,JUDASTICS ZA WATU,,,nyoka watu-BEWARE,,,

beware that spotted snake of a FRIEND is deceiving you.

can you spot him?

can’t you spot him?

kuna watu when people retire to sleep at night they are out on night shift/roga-roga pamoja na hii el-nino wanafanya kazi ya ufalme wa giza nje kisha near day-break  ndio unawasikia wakirudi ndani ya nyumba wakifungua malango then wanaoga wanavaa manguo kuja kuji-fanya  ready to face the day and the world…………………………………………………….

kuna KUNA WENYE WAMESOMA HAWA WATU SANA

KAA RADA NA HAWA WATU

KUWA MACHO

CHUNGA

YOU SHOULD KNOW PEOPLE

SOMA WATU VIZURI UTAPATA ANSWERS WAMEBEBA NA NI MAMBO MABAYA

BOOKS HAVE TO BE READ

IT IS THE ONLY WAY OF DISCOVERING WHAT THEY CONTAIN.READING HERE IS A METAPHOR COMPARABLE TO “KNOWING”

READ PEOPLE VERY WELL.THEN YOU WILL KNOW SOME THINGS VERY WELL

hakuna kulala!

ukitaka kuona ukweli utaona ukweli

USIWE OSTRICH na kichwa kwa mchanga

mchanga wachia construction boom and property developers

HULKA YA WANADAMU????????????????????

you should really know people

watakuangusha kama imperial bank!

na utabaki down kama HUMPTY DUMPTY WITH A GREAT FALL

NO ONE CAN PUT YOU TOGETHER AGAIN

DO NOT TRUST IN MAN

wewe jichunge na watu

kuna wengine ni mashetani watu

they will practice art-ful deception upon you

wata ku en-snare to destruction

SAMSON AND DELILAH???????????????????????????????????

UTANGOLEWA MACHO NA HAUTA ONA TENA NA UTAANGAMIA………………………..that’s their end-game for you.

they have a well laid out game plan………………….

AND THE END-GAME!

wewe ndio mechi

use good sense and judgement to stop them

they want for you troubles,losses,,mis-fortune,,difficulties,,,downfall,disasters,,they want to overcome you…………..

DO YOU KNOW YOUR SO CALLED JUDAS FRIEND VERY WELL THE WAY JESUS KNEW JUDAS INSIDE OUT???????????

YESU alijua judas ni nini na ni nani apo kando yake…………………….na wewe JE?

there are designing people who want for you afflictions,,and are plotting against you njama za maovu na kukuangamiza

…..and they are right next to you

na ni wewe ume-wapa nafasi na umewaleta hapo karibu nawe

success comes with concentration of energies

after JESUS knew judas is who and is what JESUS KNEW THAT JUDAS NEVER WAS TO HAVE A SHARE IN HIS MINISTRY

HE IS THE ONLY ONE OF THE TWELVE WHO NEVER MADE IT TO HEAVEN AND HIS PLACE WAS TAKEN BY ANOTHER

delete them and let them have no part in your life

you have given the enemy a share in your day to day life na ameshikana na shetani anakupeleka jehanamu na anakupeleka akicheka na wewe

and you don’t sense it? know it,

they’re many who have suffered from the malice of a “pretended friend”

evil has various forms and that person laughing near you like day and night is  A FORM OF EVIL

THERE IS AN AXIS OF EVIL AROUND YOU

will you succumb to their evil  influences

they will injure your business(es)

escape their attack

don’t entertain persons  with friendly hospitality who secretly work to de-fame you and also to overthrow your growing prospects

you are being studied ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,don’t be at the mercy of designing people

JESUS SAID”BE AS CUNNING AS A SERPENT”

ARE YOU????????????????????

BE WARNED WHEN YOU ENTERTAIN FALSE HOPES AS BITTER ENEMIES ARE SECRETLY INTERFERING WITH  AND WORKING TO DESTROY YOUR FUTURE AND FUTURE PLANS

personal enemies who aren’t afraid any bit of harming you.they want to finish you like yesterday.do not see their pretended laughter,,,,,,,,,,,see the real picture behind the scenes..see the TRUTH !

learn to see things in the other dimension.things aren’t what they seem to be

ASK GOD TO GIVE YOU INNER EYES TO SEE THINGS THE WAY IT IS

Revelation 3:18

 

and salve to put on your eyes, so you can see.

and anoint thine eyes with eye-salve, that thou may-est see.

and salve to anoint your eyes, so that you may see.

and ointment to put on your eyes so you may see.

and anoint thine eyes with eye-salve, that thou may see.

IF YOU see someone of course under the GUISE OF A FRIEND following you everywhere all the time,,,,,and you think it’s friend-ship???????????

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

it is monitoring.you are being monitored every step you take every move you make all the time be it day or night ,,,so as to ensure there is nothing no plans you have or do that will by pass them.ako na wewe kila wakati kila saa kila mahali  ndio usipige step yenye hajui.ako na wewe because you are business that he/she/they are  busy minding.

and it isn’t good business

REMEMBER———-THERE IS AN END-GAME IN MIND

utakula huo————-na hasara juu

see the big picture.see the real picture

JESUS KNEW WHAT WAS IN MAN(COZ HE AND HIS FATHER CREATED MAN IN THE BEGINNING)

but you are not JESUS and you don’t know what they have laid in store for you

mla nawe hafi nawe

siku ya kiama ikifika

then utawaona for who what they are

na itakuwa very late

 

 

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beware

 

JIHADHARI

 

DO NOT TRUST IN MAN

 

 

jihadhari

YESU ALISEMA “BE AS CUNNING AS A SERPENT”

New International Version
This is what the LORD says: “Cursed is the one who trusts in man, who draws strength from mere flesh and whose heart turns away from the LORD.

New Living Translation
This is what the LORD says: “Cursed are those who put their trust in mere humans, who rely on human strength and turn their hearts away from the LORD.

English Standard Version
Thus says the LORD: “Cursed is the man who trusts in man and makes flesh his strength, whose heart turns away from the LORD.

 

Jeremiah 17:5

 

Thus says the LORD, “Cursed is the man who trusts in mankind And makes flesh his strength, And whose heart turns away from the LORD.

King James Bible
Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

 

DO NOT PUT YOUR TRUST IN MAN

Holman Christian Standard Bible
This is what the LORD says: The man who trusts in mankind, who makes human flesh his strength and turns his heart from the LORD is cursed.

International Standard Version
This is what the LORD says: “Cursed is the person who trusts in mankind, who makes flesh his strength, and whose heart turns away from the LORD.