HUMOURMOB/bondi,ma 3,bra silly,soaps,worms

1.humour mob-BONDED WARE HOUSE:
JAMES Bond akipewa bondi………….na watu wa bondo watapewa nini??
eti bond street iko bondo??????????????????????????????????????????
A NEWBIE APA ANASEMA YEYE NI MGENI KUTOKA BONDO NA ANAITWA JAMES BOND,OBONDO.MA BONDIA SI CONJE ONLY.

2.TRIPLED matatu:
just imagine eti like osborne monday (juma tatu) kaoa kama juma(TATU) 3 karema????????????????just wondering do they prepare every thing in triplicate????????????????????????????????????????????
trip lets?????????????????????????LINDA trip,enda trip,unda trip?andaa trip??loads of tripe??????????
U TRIPOLI TU

3.O FAILURE:
KUNA NGA HII KIPINDI YA MARIE CRUZ. ni sabuni pia/soaps YA UNYAMA PORI MOYONI AKA WILD @ HEART.SO kuna a lady hapa aitwa o FELIA O failure.o failure.jonah anguka.nyakemincha.
so ………………………………very hivi karibuni utapata na kusikia a kenyan parent akiita mtoto wake O FAILURE.alafu mtoto ataridhi the end mwisho mkia.coz of the name and its maana.then anageuka kutusi mtoto eti mjinga kama baba ko/babu yo/mwana ke/nyanya ko etc except the dumb mzazi aliye tunga o failure.
DAMBISA MOYO/dumb isha moyo uta reap your failure/o failure
4.BRAZIL TAKE A TRIP TO SABATIA:
MAADUI WATAKUJIA KWA NJIA MOJA,,,,,,,,,,,NA WATATOROKA KWA NJIA SABA.BIBLIA HIYO YASEMA.
SIO BIGLIA
BRAZIL WAJI KARANGA KI AKARANGA/WALIGEUZWA VIFARANGA KWA MUDA.
WAKALA NJUGU KARANGA.PEANUT BUTTER IKAWA PEANUT BITTER. FROM GERMANY WITH LOVE(for the game)AND A BITTER TEMBE TO SWALLOW.why did they allow such??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????U NYAKEMINCHA????KWANI WALICHEZA KISII???????????????
inakuanga yenye mwanzo ina mwisho but ki hii game…………yenye mwanzo ni ya MWANZIA jamani.
5.DAWA YA MINYOO:
leo nimeamua nipatie dawa ya minyoo nataka kula.
kwa nini lakini?????????????
coz kila nki kula na ni kunywe minyoo wana manga food yangu na drinks zangu sasa pia mi nipe dawa yao nikule tukuwe sawa!nilipishe!pia mi nikule chao ndio ata wakigonjeka wasipone. nataka wakufe.wanakula hata books zangu hao bookworms
kwa kweli mla nawe hafi nawe ila???????????????